/brit/

the gf just sent me this edition

Supplier that hog

Reeeeee fuck off autocorrect

We're in here

>people are actually posting in this one instead of the active /brit/ thread
Fuck off OP.

>3 people

kate >

What the fuck I know this girl, that's an opencolleges neckband

She's in Sydney

fake news

after getting all excited about making something of my life i bet the uni will reject my application

are you the 18yo
what will you study?

Just got a work email after-hours

Shall NOT be responding

I like you prlad x
thailad's coming off a bit of a twat attacking you for no reason, with this yank sycophant lapdog backing him up

pu

wonk

Is mboko in?

didn't go at all as planned, won't be making that mistake again

>linked to an old thread for recycling
>see my own post in it from nearly 4 hours ago
>confronted with the sheer scale of time i'm wasting on /brit/
wew

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What's one of the memories that makes you groan, grimace and gnash your teeth?

sue

Cheers mate, nice one.

thanks la x
yanks always attack me but this one is like the trope of the sidekick repeating things, makes me howl
still enjoy having thailad in the thread

nah, 21.

international relations degree. wanky coffee-shop fodder, but it's a degree. might get myself out of the house. flunked politics at 18 after crashing like an indonesian budget airliner, might as well sidestep and continue.

God must punish france

Largely prefer thailad. This new thailand flag has yet to find his style and come into his own. He will some day, he will.

all of them

>le coq

For what it's worth, I apologise for my remarks.

he looks like a more retarded ted cruz.
absolutely fucking loathe him, the embodiment of everything wrong with politics the world over.

the new one is just a proxy

Don't think I've ever gnashed my teeth. Can't see the word gnash without thinking of Dennis the Menace's dog.

Remember Gnasher? What about Gnipper?

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ever played Red Storm rising?
you can get it free on Abandonia

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Muggle is just a lazily disguised spelling of Nigger

Itsa me!

I think americans are the only ones here who have to deal with spics in real life so it makes sense that we don't like the spic

I don't think i've ever spoken to a Mexican irl

>yanks fawning over thailad
>brown nonce fawning over thailad
embarrassing!

there's an awful lot of /brit/ threads lads what have you naughty boys been up to? Giving the new jannny a trial by fire?

The amount of food that fits in my belly has been steadily increasing, as has it's size. Need to reverse this trend within a sensible timeframe.

>patakana jinowasabe hey, MAS
>desnay shibu nahanaruba say, MAS

that's japanese for ya'

pondering getting a thai mail-order bride

thoughts? opinions?

Just came back from an aborted date. "Girl" was suposed to be a model and frankly looked great but then I get there and she has the voice of a man.
Me: are you a ladyboy
Her: NO *voice of a man*
Me: Sorry I can't date a ladyboy
Her: up to you
Me: it's not up to me , it's ffs *goes home*
What the fuck is this breed of ladyboys who lie to your face. She even shot tested me like a real girl before the date saying that I only want sex and what have you. Will post convo.

>tfw get to pretend to be Thailad for a week in October

nah that's mudblood
muggle is more like african-american

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im 5'9" and 12st 6lbs

just did a VERY long and satisfying fart

his posts are very average
he holds his power by conforming to the largest consensus

To convey one's mood
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic

I have bathroom scales, but haven't used them in a couple of years. I'll go weigh myself now, and return with a brutally honest set of numbers.

the ladyboy cock is something i'm specifically interested in, I came to thailand to get my fill because I'd be beheaded in algeria if I expressed my gay feelings

>12st 6lbs

creasing

I like Mexico and South America
would like to live there if I can learn Spanish or Portuguese (not Mexico but SA like Argentina/Brazil)

he has a redditflag which you shant be able to replicate, ergo non ipso sum facto the superior posters of the thread, my own personage of course being amongst that number, shall be able to identify you instantly as an imposter, and dare i say litle scum fukcign shitcnt

Hear me out

Negro = Nigger
Mud = Muggle

All she did was make it sound a little more innocuous

>average
so just a standard poster?

>ooor herro misur arron, me ruv you rong time
>oor I been hirr too year? me get greencar now? goodbye mistar arron me rant divorce

im not fat tho im stong as fuk

might start wearing makeup just for a laugh

lel

argentina is okay probably because it is really white. only heard from my mom. brazil is a shithole though, at least rio is.

>wanky coffee-shop fodder
really hope it's not as bad as it sounds, the only friend I'm still in contact with wants to get that degree
you probably already know this but to new students I always tell them about
sci-hub.io. Always have to remind the gf of its existence
alri

no, the quality of his posts are average
nothing special, nothing abhorrent
right in the middle and reaching for informative and helpful

what's his redditflag?

Not a fan of this impostor thailad desu, might put a trip on

Ah yes I need to protected my inexistent eggs by filtering who I mate with through a series of behavioural fitness tests. After all unlike semen, my inexistent eggs come in a limited number.

thus spoke zarathustra

Muslims aren't bas-

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>no, the quality of his posts are average
that makes him the emobodiement of the "average" poster here
it's not like he's trying to be a personality, just has a different flag

business idea: invite /brit/ to my wedding

Business idea:
create a warrior caste

ladyboys unironically are better to talk to than most women

only the privileged are worthy of that information
do you have a reddit flag?
no
you are not privileged. you are not worthy. dont reply to me again; consider yourself extremely fortunate i even deigned to respond to a noflag post at all

Bathroom scales are fucked. £15 down the drain, unless it just needs a new battery.

Business Idea:
monetise the fact that I am the best poster here

Brazil is fine
I've been to Rio and while bad it's not *that* bad
its not like the USA isn't a shithole

well obviously since they're men

strip poker game accidentally turned into a deviant sex party

the absolute STATE of you, she clearly doesn't speak a word of english

If you're really the OG, you'll have a great trip. :^)
Don't care how fit "she" is, even if it was a genuine girl.. not relationship tier with those conversation skills.

imagine thinking this looks "great" and not instantly seeing it's a man lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

literally never seen a memorable post with the Hong Kong flag attached

Did you go all in? Wahey

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

brekkies ready

>I've been to Rio and while bad it's not *that* bad
it's pretty fucking bad outside the city.
>its not like the USA isn't a shithole
it definitely is. what makes you think I think otherwise?

>laughing my arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse off

yeah the best unis in latin america are in Brazil and Chile, the Brazil is Africa tier is a meme

>h-haha b-but we had sex in public h-ha rememebr?

what a tragic existence that rodent leads

alri thailad

>move to a different part of the house
>wifi suddenly getting acceptable speeds
woah
sucks my desk is apparently in the Bermuda Triangle of shit wifi

alri

> what did you need form thai girl
>sex?
>more person tell me that
>who are you?
>you need free lunch?

shudder to think what the typical yank relationships convo is like

had a very big stirfry just a few hours ago not hungry yet

>the Brazil is Africa tier is a meme

Probably the same as it is everywhere. She bitches about people and he nods along then they shag