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>girl views your profile
>you view her back and send her a message
>she doesnt even open the message
is there a greater insult?

these antidepressants arsed up me willie, lads

>add qt on whatsapp
>blocks me after I get flirty

When she views your profile multiple times but doesn't open your message. I'm still puzzled about that

what did she mean by this?

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means you should take advantage of her low self esteem and git nudes

she looks like shes balding

>really attractive woman messages me
>"hey can you help me with X"
There's a twist though. She's asking for help with some weebshit game called "Atelier Sophie" and how to get it running so I don't know what is going on but weebs can fuck off and so can attractive women who think I'm tech support for free just because I'm a hackerman.

>even my Latina qts have fallen asleep
should I just get a Korean qt for 24 hour qt talk?

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every qt catcher's ultimate goal is to get a girl in every timezone for uninterrupted nudes

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>another scab on penis from too much fapping
not sure i can keep on keeping on, fellers

only happens in the winter for me Tbh, bleeds all over my hand sometimes

had this happen once and had to peel it off, never again desu

she looks pretty feral so I'm definitely not going to waste my time doing that

just pretend that the blood is from a virgin (other than yourself)

what do i do about the penis pain?

>I'm not looking for a relationship on this site) just communication and language exchange)

moisturise your penis after each wank lad
t.masturbation-pro

*sends nudes to Chad*

>girl from norway
>please everyone from latin america and Spain are super welcome
>I am in love with Spanish and latino culture!!
how did that happen?

i stopped using lotion after my dad told me i smelled like lotion every time i came out of the bathroom. now my willie is rough and calloused. i like to think of it as a working man's penis now

t. Woc

>his dick is mutilated
Lmaoing at your life.
t. Intact penis

>I like to think of it as a working man's penis now
too bad it won't be working for much longer

t. """""man""""" with a sissy smooth skinned penis

How do I get a cutie from Spain's Galicia region to marry me. Ever since I fell in love with a Galician I can't get her out of my mind. I hope to find a new love because I've had just enough of this saudade.

>girl has a tumblr
should I be worried? checked it out and its just photos of cities and shit

i regret clicking on this fags profile
/Queer-Demon

Is /French-Pianist from here? Is this guy scripting or just visiting my profile every other week?

>tfw i just realized i might have ignored messages from Costa Rica because their flag looks like Thailand's

red outside, run and hide
red in the middle, big bunda to diddle

currently visiting culturepals gf

she wasn't down to fug tonight so I brapped on her face when she fell asleep

rate?

Pretty impressive, fuck her in her sleep tho, works every time

I need to level my sneak way more for that

where's she from, laddie?

korea
I figured it would be fitting to give her some kpop of my own

>visiting K-qt
>US flag
am i being rused?

she moved to a nearby state

Kek

fascinating

literally on the same level as people who put 'watching films' in their hobbies, everybody watches films

what a post

i think I finally figured out the trick to this website and that is to message everyone and hope one of them replies

>Tfw my profile says "I don't really like movies that much."

everybody watches film but only a few watch kino

t. flick watcher

prostitutes hate him!

>tfw on my profile I didn't even put anything into the movies selection

kek

>everybody watches film
but I just pointed out that I don't
it's annoying to watch real people on a screen because I don't recognize faces
and watching cartoon people as an adult is autistic

t. joint watcher

I only marathon joints at 2.0x speed

>and watching cartoon people as an adult is autistic

>it's annoying to watch real people on a screen because I don't recognize faces

pretty sure you do have autism mate

>5 views 2 days ago
>37 views yesterday
>1 view today

wtf caused that spike

maybe it's the same thing that caused those spectacular digits

Holy fuck I'm hungover

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

I am actually quite autistic, but an interpals profile isn't the best place to show my power level.

the gender clinic just gave me an appointment, finally

I'm mostly interested in Asian countries and languages.
Especially South Korea.

I don't really even want a qt or any long distance romance, I just want a friend

I'll be your friend, Jew.

give me israeli qts and i'll be your greatest ally

same here
now I'm mostly practicing Finnish with random old guys. It's actually kind of nice.

willy is 6.5x5

also, I'll be your friend if you want, Mr. Jew.

FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>turkish
lmao

>philippine fuccboi just messaged me
great way to start off the day

>roach

GROOOOOOOSS

brown people cannot be chads

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if dubs I'll will message a random post from /polska/ to a random Polish girl

Do it anyway

okay I'll choose a post ending in my post number for it

how about you just pick the 46th post in that general

> My ideal type is tall boys. :) I am 165cm. I am short.

feel like this would be good

Post results

>what are you doing?
>*explain what I'm doing and my plans for the rest of the day*
>and you?
>"sit"

wew Kazakh girls are ucking gorgeous

turns out polish girls are simply too based to troll

the second polish phrase btw means "It's a worn out pussy that looks like a wizard's sleeve"

she told me to tell 'my friend' to "go fuck a man"

well now you got her attention, keep going with it

already on it, lad

How the fuck can they even pronounce those words?

>the second polish phrase btw means "It's a worn out pussy that looks like a wizard's sleeve"

>It's a worn out pussy that looks like a wizard's sleeve

Rachel...

smelly dumb canadian sluts

shiiiiiieeeeet hol up
Who's this semen tax collector?

/Sunbather

fucking polish. absolutely the ugliest slavic language
bzzbzbzbzbzbgzgzgpz like having a fucking bee hive in your mouth

her taste in movies is atrocious but I'm still coming to steal ur qt

how do they pronounce shit in the balkans?
better men have tried

>Online 6 days ago
Missed a train :(

>girl in belgium has a nigger tier nose
>turns out her grandparents are from turkey
fucking makes sense