Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

I was expecting this thread.

Millennial here

Who is this?

literally who lol

*farts*

Cubase former dictator, he killed tons of people.

He owned a bay of pigs that JFK visited or something.

He is on all those tshirts that hippies wear.

Del Toro

Is that Bin Laden?

>see this thread
>notification from CNN pops up on my phone

Why is Sup Forums always faster than the media?

that's che
yes i know i'm taking the b8

The guy in Che was pretty good

Sup Forums is full of normies with twitter accounts

I believe that's the mexican from Hateful Eight.

It's time.

Danny Trejo

jose stalin

Liam neeson

Only acceptable answer

Literally only one answer

lel

>fought against capitalism and the evil control it had on the PEOPLE
>rich as fuck and wears only the finest Addidas® tracksuits while serving as supreme ruler for decades
what did he mean by this

This guy was in black ops, he captured Mason and almost took the number station.

Demián Bichir

Audible kek

Am I really the first to say Kramer?

He was a slav at heart

4u

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A muppet.

Paul Dano

not meming, think about it

there's probably some cuban propaganda movie in existence you can watch that is better than anything michael cera could pull off

>Jerry these gringos, are making me THIRSTY!

It would be an instant classic.

Oscar Isaac

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considering 90% of (((hollywood) is a commie paradise I'd say there won't be a shortage of casting

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Clásico

>Cubase

Listen, I don't think it's that great of a DAW either, but I'm not gonna say it's killed people.

he died like what, five years ago? why make this thread right now?

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I know this sounds stupid, but I swear this is like the third time in three or four years that I've read about him dying. At least once in 2012, and again in between then and now. I thought at least the first time I was just being ridiculous or read a hoax, but the deja vu is overwhelming. I thought he had been dead for YEARS now.

google "the mandela effect"

Jack Palance already did, and non of you fuckers have seen the movie where Omar Shariff was the Che.

Is this a bot?

He already played Che, maybe he could play both in the same movie

sticky when?

Kirk Douglas

>Jack Palance as Fidel Castro
what? why?

google retardation you fucking fuckwit, just because you don't pay attention to the goddamned news doesn't mean it didn't happen you sot.

>capitalism
>evil

no its the death of originality

even though it died long ago on this board

>castro
>rich
stay deluded

>you will never be a young fidel in the modern day and receive a custom unique pair of yeezys every season

Someone explain why Castro is evil pls

We have to stream it.

Mel Brooks

He kicked out good honest Italian-Americans from Cuba who never hurt nobody and just wanted to make an honest buck.

Edris Alba

>CNN

kek

because he kicked out all the Yanks

Kiefer Sutherland as Venom Castro

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He ousted a large group of fascists and mafiosos, so naturally the republican party has tried to demonise him.

>that butthurt
cia pls.

He stopped corporatism, but the country went through extremely bad economic conditions due to collapse of socialism worldwide (people literally didn't have electricity and shit), so the corporatist states demonized him as a tyrant.