>meet female in my country
>i must kiss her cheeks as the traditional greeting
Meet female in my country
Same
what's wrong with this?
>tfw a cute girl has never shown any interest in you.
So?
>visit spain on my 21th birthday
>girl in bar kisses my cheeks thus taking my kiss virginity
>meet female in my country
>Cannot even shake her hand as a greeting bc it would be weird
>Stand 3 meters away from each other when talking
Such is lofe
>See girl
>Imagine my whole life with her by my side
Holy shit, they are seriously like that?
i unironically also do this
Estonians are very inward people. 700 years of slavery formed us like that
>meet woman
>grab her hip or waist to take a photo
creepy desu
>i must
in russia girls kiss only the guys who they like.
there may be like 10 guys and the girl might kiss 9 of them but simply say hi to the last one if she doesn't want to kiss him.
meet a male i should kiss him 4 times on the cheeks
i don't think so, nordics are very autistic, you are just very influenced by them
>kisses my cheeks
>taking my kiss virginity
bullshit. it only counts if your tongues touch each other
>Meet woman
>Wake up shortly after
Girls will get pissed if the ugly actually friend doesn't kiss them
This
Why
Buttcheeks I hope?
lol no he is lying.
or maybe he literally stinks or just so incredibly ugly that no one even wants to come closer to him
...
Only euro fags do that, here you only kiss girls in the cheeks. When you meet a man, you do the proper handshake
You need some latin passion bro
>be studying in Italy
>befriend middle aged male bartender
>next time I see him he goes in for the cheek kiss
they didn't warn me about that. I thought it was for girls only.
it's very confusing
i don't know when to kiss or handshake
to kiss 4 times or 2 times
to kiss while handshaking or not
i don't know if i should kiss the male when i kiss the female or the opposite
feels good to be neet who never interact with people
I feel uncomfortable watching American movies because they stand so close to each other when talking.
>be dutch
>same but multiplied by 3
But when I'm with my gf I do the French kiss. And sometimes even a Russian one.
This. If you are within arms lenght of me your invading my personal space even if I know you.
dont think any EU country has same-sex cheek kiss as a greeting Venezuelanon
Depends of the culture i suppose, but you better just say hi and nothing more so you won't feel weird
Dude, are nordic cultures that socially dysfunctional?
im not sociable and i still seem very "outgoing" to my finnish e-friends
its a very awkward culture
>"how are you"
>"good"
based
give citizenship pls
you will be considered rude
i only kiss men anyway and try to avoid women
I know dad, i just generalized
It's cold and dark here. Everyone depressed. This summer average daily temp is 15c
Prepare for mandatory military service though
Finnish girls must be top tier then. One problem that has our outgoing culture is that girls are easily corrupted
But girls are life men, girls are love
>Dude, are nordic cultures that socially dysfunctional?
I wouldn't say dysfunctional, just very different.
>be an awkward spaniard
>go to Finland
>get laid because you're very social in comparison to the native population
>be an awkward finn
>go to Spain
>get drunk alone in the hotel room
Our normal temperature is 30c the entire year and isn't even that hot to be honest. We only have summer and winter, and our winter is just tons of rain but is still hot as fuck
>our outgoing culture
you don't have any "culture".
hanging on trees and fucking each other in the ass isn't a culture
Why are you posting on Sup Forums when you should be in the food line
FACT: its almost impossible for people to exist with no culture
>Finnish girls must be top tier then
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they're even worse sluts than swedish women
t. fennoswede
looking at them is enough for me
S A D
finn women are more outgoing than finn men from what i heard
why
theres some old finns in Spain that go retire in turbonormie areas like east coast instead of north spain where people are more chill and introvert
Finnish women come to Estonia to have sex with homeless people here.
Hmmm, why
n*rdic women are mentally ill
Well, nordic ones are the best countries of the world so it works
Fuck you, you are the only one country that i really hate. Literally villain
At least they aren't public sluts i suppose
Oh men, come on, you need some sazón in your life. What if you go out and start a hobby that requires social interaction like dance or something, open up
What kind of society di you have over there? Harem based or promiscuity based? The monogamy model clear can not be applied in your case
it's not that easy to change
also i have high standards and most girls disgust me
Yeah, but you need at least to try so you can see how nice and wonderful experience is to have pussy
In Portugal the men you kiss onde the cheek are only your father and grandfather. Here you only kiss the girl when greating.
actually i have a croatian e-gf(female) uwu who posts in Sup Forums and often lurks here
feels good
Yeah dude, there's nothing better than fucking some loose drunk slut then finding out she gave you herpes, gonorhea and clamidiya
Spain really has normie culture
That's a start, try to extrapolate it to real life
You don't live in Central Africa you know, also you can try to fuck girls that aren't sluts. You will need time, but it will feel even better
>You don't live in Central Africa you know
See flag
>also you can try to fuck girls that aren't sluts
See flag
Finno-Ugric tier
>get drunk alone in the hotel room
Literally every time when I'm abroad.
are you ok
Never felt more alive.
are u drunk right now?
How do you stop your erection when this happens?
jack off immediately
>meet male peer in my country
>have to do nig tier hand shake slap chest bump half hug variation that is different from person to person
>tfw he is not lying
You americans are fucking weird
seen some kids doing that here too, fucking autistic
huh neato, 9/10 times for people my age it's just a normal handshake unless they're some shitty city dweller
> be eurogay
> have to make out with your friend every time you meet
you start doing this at an early age with your mom's female friends
you just dont think about it
isnt this the way all people greet?
> be italian
> hello bruce let me greet you
> fucking french kisses me
> dude this is just how we greet
australians are gross, no one would do that
> dude no one would french kiss, it's just how we say hello
> *SLURP MMMFPPFPFPF~
why would I want to get some disease by kissing an emu?
there was a girl who did this to me for some reason, it felt nice
its full normie
definitely a city/uni thing
You guys literally fucking kiss each other
only with woman
are you gay?
Example for the non burgers
Yes
seems complicated
why do you shake hands while hugging
why is everyone here seems to be gay
I get anxiety when someone I kinda know comes up to me and I have to remember which shake variation they use
I have no clue wish we would just shake hands like autistic scandis
but it means you're close to the person more than just a casual handshake and being able to do some weird shake shows you're not a social retard
there's some guy that slaps my palm and then tries to fistbump. cringey as fuck, just shake my hand like a normal man.
It's so exhausting when friends hug you as a means of greeting, but I loathe when people I might've seen like twice do that, the physical contact disgusts me
Pls Finland adopt me
*glomps you* ohai
Fucking Maracuchos get out RRREEEEEEEE
Finland isn't Nordic.
>meet argentinian (m)
>Greets me with a Kiss in the cheek
Wtf
I want grill kiss
I wish I hadn't developed social anxiety, it makes my voice weak
just pretend you're gay
This. You are not even Hispanic if u dont do this
Me too
I kiss my brother too + hug
Jelly?
And this
How can you live in a cold place with no human (female) touch?
I have 2 brother never with my older cuz hes is only a year older. I only hug my younger brother and might kiss him in his birthday if im really drunk.
here in brazil you slap the girl on the rear
I'm so happy I'm Latino.
I really wouldn't have liked being raised in a culture that fosters such impersonal human interactions. That would be suffering for me.
Personally, I like standing close to the person I'm talking to. But, hey, it doesn't mean that I don't have my limits. For instance, in El Salvador, is extremely impolite to touch other people's napes.
NEVER ATTEMPT TO TOUCH MY NAPE. It's the most intimate part of my body. I'd rather have you touch my scrotum than my nape.
OK?!?!??!
by "impersonal human interactions" you mean respecting other people's property and life?
latin america is an inhuman shithole where people will kill you for anything