Missed out on young love

>missed out on young love

haha, i think i'm gonna kill myself

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I missed out on young love, teenaged love, young adult love, early-20's love, late-20's love, early-30's love, midlife crisis love and early-40's love

>47
>wizard

I'm kinda used to it now

so what? you can experience adult love which is greater because SEX

There's sex in young love too.

Im glad your here. Im glad you are part of this community. Good luck user.

honestly your life has been so different compared to the average person because of that i bet you're a pretty interesting guy, even if you don't think so

That barely counts. First of all you gotta wait for months because girls are scared. And then when you finally do it it's awkward as shit because neither of you know what you're doing and positions that you saw in porn turn out to be way more difficult than you thought. And then you only have sex once a month when the house is empty

My neighborhood was full of little sluts and i had my own hangout a block away from my house where no one disturbed us.

it's never too late for young love

Are you me?

>Implying

13yo girls can have sex in a easy way.

and many of 16yo girls are dont even virgin anymore.

>tfw first gf (who i also lost my virginity to) was at 16
who /not an autist/ here?

When I was 3 I used to make out with a 5 year old and kiss her bare ass. And then when I was 8 I used to spend hours making out with my female neighbor when we had sleepovers. Felt pretty good even though I wasn't sure what was happening

Why did you never buy an escort? Just for the experience?

>THINGS NEVER HAPPENED

I bow before you master

I am 2 months into wizadry. I do not feel bad about it.

>tfw 19 and a virgin

40...not a virgin but I did not touch a single female in my 30's...

Had my first girlfriend from age 10 to 12 but that was kiddy bullshit.

Second girlfriend was when i was 13 to when i was 16 but she was 5 years older than me so it had to be kept secret so it wasn't a real relationship.

Finally had a real no bullshit relationship at age 21 that lasted 4 years.

How good is this movie? I like wes anderson and I really wanted to see it, but I'm afraid that it could ACTUALLY make me commit sudoko.

Just three years away from wraith, bro. Yeah!

I will be a wizard soon.

sequel when?

24 and a virgin, with every -less than you think of

>tfw when pre-teen love
Became my teenage love
>tfw teenage love
Her parents divorced and she moved away
>tfw late teen love
She broke muh heart
>tfw early 20's love
She broke muh heart
>tfw no mid 20's love
My teenage love because the weather girl on the local news channel, and is married. Really hit me right in the feels
>tfw late 20's love
Idk why Im even trying now

I'd rather have not been a chad at all.

it's really good. i don't know why Sup Forums shits on anderson so much, he's great

well Sup Forums can kiss my moonrise kingdom if you get my drift

>tfw 26
>tfw just lost mana
>tfw was close to being a wizard and now I never will be

Not worth it anons.

>raped when I was 12

was she hot at least?

I married my highschool sweetheart. Thirty-one now and still adore her. But I haven't stuck my dick in something other than her in a decade and it's starting to get to me. I really want to fuck someone other than her which leaves me torn because I absolutely refuse to hurt her you know?

Don't even know how to approach her with this and we have an extremely open rapport otherwise. Just sucks. I really want to fuck, like, A LOT of other women lately.

I was only in one relationship ever and it was 10 years ago. I never wanna fuck again. Not every person needs to experience relationships and intimacy. I sold a script earlier this year of something coming out next year. Fuck all of you

Just do it and never tell her about it.

ask to try FFM

what does
>I was only in one relationship ever and it was 10 years ago. I never wanna fuck again. Not every person needs to experience relationships and intimacy
have to do with selling a script?

good question; also every person does need to experience it if they wish to make an informed decision about rejecting it.

Nah I know I could never. There's really no endgame in this. I know it. I'm doing some pre-midlife midlife crisis shit or something and I'm not gonna act on it. Just gonna keep playing my new Pogeyman games every half decade closer to the grave I get.

I'll just have to settle for satisfying if familiar sex with the same woman every day for the rest of my life.. Oh and television programs. They fit in the itinerary somewhere too.

He needs to feel better than people who have sex so he lied about selling a script.

Don't, user. If you've been with her that long and she's stayed with you through everything without cheating on you once, don't even think about cheating on her.

Don't do it. If you want one more, you'll want two more then five more then you're just as degenerate as everyone else.

I really did. Time for me to die

I mean, I'm pretty damn degenerate as it is. Thankfully I didn't marry someone who didn't like the same fap material as I do. So we're good on that front. Hell, she introduced me to some pretty quality Korean doujns recently.

But yeah, like I've said I know this is a go nowhere phase for me. I'm not going to act on it. Too repressed probably.

>21
>virgin (not kissless)
>no friends
>circumcised
>live at home
>college dropout
>haven't told my parents, they still think I go to class
>desperately trying to write a screenplay but keep slacking off on the outline of it
>haven't been to a gym in a year, I was /fit/ as fuck when I was going every day
>running out of money left from summer job
>fucking hate working and being a wageslave

I'm tall and fairly attractive but that doesn't mean shit when you're a social autist

But yeah just fuck my shit up

/blog

>crying to a bunch of mid 20 virgins about how hard monogamy with your attractive high school sweetheart is

Boo fucking hoo Chad

He's 31, on Sup Forums and plays video games

His wife is probably a fat whore

Don't! you'll miss out on elder promiscuity!

As soon as my folks are dead im blowing my brains out. Thats all i got.

Phbbt. Two solid 6-7/10 nerds in between the populars and unpopulars wound up watching porn and fucking after school. Kept to the rut long enough that marriage wound up making sense.

We've only gotten uglier with time, friend.

Efficient. I like that.

reddit

Came here to post this except 42
Though I would have changed missed out to dodged a bullet (many)

It's a meme
>I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

I would do the same, but I have 4 siblings and I don't want to ruin their lives so I can't

>i bet you're a pretty interesting guy
Don't be stupid. If you never had sex then you're less than human, an incomplete person. Lifelong virginity is a symptom of more problematic deficiencies

Wasn't Tesla a virgin?

youre not chad if you care about girls.
>tfw fucked over 20 women and never loved one

Haha, g-good meme user! Surely you're jesting, no?

holy shit did she become buxom

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I got siblings I give too much of a shit about to do that. Younger brothers got mild Asperger, is in college but still has the handwriting and spelling of a 5th grader. Frankly I worry he'll find any career that'll fit him.

I wouldn't mind being his keeper, I love him he's always been there for me and I wouldn't want a woman who'd tell me to kick out my brother anyways.

Half-sister is 10, seems normie enough to make it on her own, but I'll help how I can.

This

Women are incapable of love; Chad realizes this and capitalizes fully on it with his alpha genetics and outgoing personality.

You can REALLY help her, if you know what I mean...

Jesus was a virgin and he's literally still worshiped as a god in 2016.

Meanwhile chads like Alexander the Great are being picked apart by history and popular culture as the pieces of shit they truly were.

I finally wanted to give love a chance when I was 27 and after 3 years of dating, just when I bought her a ring to propose she cheated on me and got engaged with another guy a week after she dumps me
Within this timeline I realize I must have been cucked the entire time
So, spare yourself the pain
It really isn't worth it

>more problematic deficiencies
Maybe, but then he suffered from the above

What a gorgeous woman.

That is the price some must pay to be redpilled, my friends.

Each life is an individual experience, there aren't any specific things that every person is supposed to go through. Stop being such a whiny fucking faggot.

The only excuse for virginity is a micropenis. If that's the case, the virgin has my complete sympathy

>Jesus was a virgin
He fucked Mary though?

Jesus was not a virgin. His alleged "virginity" is the way-back equivalent of his bros deleting his porn.

Try to bring up a MFM threesome and see if she counters with a FFM threesome. It worked for me, though I didn't do it on purpose.

I have a pretty sizeable dick

It doesn't matter though, since I'm socially broken

I can't get an erection. A girl wants to see me tonight and fuck but I think I'm going to call it off. I don't want to blue ball myself again.

is that a nipple?

She was cheating on you and wanted to feel like less of a whore

...

No they only did pegging and felching

>escort
>love

>defining your happiness on external sources of societal approval

Holy fucking shit, nobody is this anti-self-actualized, right?

This

He ran away with his waifu to France after he was "resurrected" and they had kids there

67th post best post

Sure thing man

No sympathy for you mud-dick

You just need to relax bro, everyone has performance anxiety every now and then. Sometimes on a streak

Are you circumcised by any chance, user?

>but I have 4 siblings and I don't want to ruin their lives so I can't
They wont be ruined if you leave them a convincing note.

Good post

Upvoted with this (you)

>Lost my virginity do a complete sloot at 19
>Only got laid because she initiated everything
>that was 14 months ago
>Zero interactions with girls since then

I'm never going to get laid again

I know it feels unrealistic to you right now, but this is at least partly true, she at least have someone on the side and ready to go any second
That's how they are man, you can't see it. I couldn't, I thought she really loved me, what a dumbass

what's a song that perfectly tunes into this image

Same Pham.
>female co-worker on friendly terms
>stressed out from shitty busy day and stupidly vented that I wanted to slit a customers throat
>Now it's all silence except for work related statements

Sometimes I think I purposely sabotage my social life or some shit. I mean it does piss me off not being able to speak freely with people.

fuck you normie, I don't even have any platonic friends that I've known since high school

IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is so depressing

Why is there always another guy on standby that they secretly talk to? Why?

Not all girls are the same. You fell on a bad egg, I'm so sorry user.
>inb4 all girls are the same because I said so and Sup Forums said so and look at all those slootz on twitter when I go out of my way to find sluts on twitter

I've done the whole "why don't we ever give that a shot?" bit with her off and on in the past. She always seems fairly luke warm to the idea. FFM or MFM. Apart from our porn habits we're pretty damn vanilla I guess.

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It's not us user. It's them.

Fuck normies and fuck women.

guilty kek

I am relaxed. It's just I can't get an erection anymore even when watching porn. I'm dead.
Yeah