How was this shit ever popular? It's literally the same episode every single time, the pacing of the drama (that's the only thing anybody gives a shit about) is terrible and the plot only moves forward when somebody dies. House is a lunatic who is far from the brilliant mastermind everybody in the show makes him out to be and medically the show makes zero sense.
Why is House, who is a diagnostician, present during OR FUCKING PERFORMING surgery ranging from heart and brain surgery to fucking transplants?
thank for your input mr autismo, nothing is more valuable to us that you sperging over some oldass show
Juan Walker
congratulations you just discovered the archetype known as the procedural
Jack Carter
dude fuck you I love House
Isaac Ward
The medical accuracy is garbage. House is dual-specialized in Nephrology and Infectious Diseases (???) and yet knows everything about every organ system. He and his whole physician team personally perform every procedure and test (including MRI's, which are performed by technicians). They always have one patient at a time (for days), while most real docs see 20-30 per day. They totally wander between medical specialties like they all know everything. Taub is a goddamn plastic surgeon and he jumps on the "mystery diagnostician" bandwagon.
This show is popular because House insults people. The show appeals to everyone's desires to be egdelords
Oliver Rodriguez
>I DONT LIKE A SHOW THAT WAS POPULAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ftfy
Jackson White
Who cares about that? The show was pretty good and I loved it. They just ran out of ideas at some point and the show got more and more ridiculous. I stopped watching when they used the mind reading machine.
Jose Evans
I think you know why
Jason Evans
>They always have one patient at a time (for days), while most real docs see 20-30 per day. That's because of House's contract. He runs his own department to handle the case he chooses.
It's not realistic, but it's explained in the show.
Asher Bailey
>They always have one patient at a time (for days), while most real docs see 20-30 per day.
He's globally acclaimed for being a diagnostician. People have to apply to be seen by him or he has to take an interest in your case. There's a bunch of episodes where they wade through dozens of files trying to find one that will interest him
Chase Collins
I'll admit beforehand that i'm biased on this show since i love it a lot (i assume it, it's personal), but in defense of the show it is mentioned a few times that his department is very privilegied because of his talent in medecine because he is an ultra genius (that is the explication why he is knowleageable with medecine, and yes, it is far streched). Anyway i just wanted to point out that the show actuallu aknowledge that his position and the roles of the doctor he have in charge are not realistic activities in the medical field, but rather a big privilege to doctor House by dr Cuddy.
Asher Allen
to add to it that is why he doesn't have technician in charge since he already have 3 doctor under his command who have nothing else to do but care to 1 patient at a time.
Julian Price
Oh Chase
Chase Anderson
Differential diagnosis for deep obsession and anger for a twelve year old medical procedural show.
Go.
Jackson Ross
Lupus
Landon Jones
ragged red fiber
Elijah Howard
Is it better or worse than Grey's Anatomy and Scrubs?
Xavier Perry
It's never lupus.
The OP keeps sperging out, could be Congestive heart failure onset by bulimia and regular use of ipecac. Would explain all the bile pouring from his lips, and I get to go home early.
David Gonzalez
It could be paraneoplastic syndrome
Parker Lopez
Better than Grey's (like most of anything on TV)
Depends on how you feel about Scrubs, but I think Scrubs is better. Its last season was an abortion, but it was pretty consistent throughout despite that.
House really turned to shit after Amber died. They made a tortured genius into a crybaby manchild
Evan Jenkins
What if it's just the obvious? It could just be your garden variety autism.
Jaxon Green
It's a fucking Sherlock Holmes show you dumb nigger.
Matthew Murphy
>tfw I unironically enjoyed the last season
I wish it never got cancelled mid-way through though.
Alexander Jenkins
Autism is a death sentence! We should at least stick to conditions we can actually treat before we just write the patient off completely!
Jayden Evans
>actually lives at Sherlock address >is shot by a guy named Moriarty
Pottery
Aiden Richardson
Significantly better than Greys Anatomy unless you're a raging SJw. It's too different a genre to compare to scrubs.
Nolan Powell
There are worse shows, but bringing it back after ending it with that perfect finale was a spit in the face.
Brandon Watson
Sherlock:the doc
Look but cant see, such is the OP.
Jace Diaz
Without presenting with a fever? An MRI of the heart and the feet will give us a differential.
How many people with autism do you know who project literal shit onto their keyboard from their mouths? No, there's got to be something causing their digestive system to go into reverse.
Search their home for clues.
Damnit, we're here to get a diagnosis, not play mommy-daddy feel good time.
Hudson Lee
It could be any number of things. Dehydration, dementia, cretinism, Creutzfeldt-Jakob, and let's not rule out prion diseases.
Jonathan Smith
Scrubs was pretty much done, and the only direct competition was Grey's Anatomy. Whatever bad things you might say about House, GA was infinitely worse.
Liam Johnson
>mfw there are actual people watch house for the medical shit knew a chick who studied medicine got really butt hurt when i mention the show
Oliver Cooper
Never understood how they tried to push Cockburn as the new hot chick. Could never hold a candle to Cameron.
Christopher Butler
Every single complaint you listed is explained in the show. Not kidding.
Matthew Lewis
Don't mind me, just mumbling my way through lingo like a fucking retard
Tyler Brown
Reminder that chase was a pedo
Samuel Fisher
/our guy/
Josiah Fisher
She tricked him. Like most children do these days
Jack Cruz
comfy like Doraemon
Wyatt Richardson
>ywn have your innocence robbed by a devilish cancer kid
Elijah Cook
That whore
Nathaniel Taylor
how did they allow that on television ?
Asher Smith
Could it be lupus?
Chase Parker
#rekt
Zachary Williams
...
Dominic Martinez
Gross
Ian Allen
he's a slut and he probably got blacked by foreman at some point too
Gabriel Lee
so is youre face
Jose Garcia
How can a man singlehandedly carry a show like this is madness. Hugh laurie has a lot of killer acting on the show.
Everything from the intro credits, the music, the setting, and the mood were something else.
Dylan Kelly
Three Stories No Reason House's Head/Wilson's Heart The one episode where he calls it off with Stacy
Adam Roberts
what's the one where he removes the black shit from his leg?
Oliver Clark
Like a few weeks after Cuddy dumped him.
I know the show had dropped off already, but that entire season was bottom of the barrel.
Oliver Howard
This is a fun show.
Robert Price
The start of season 4 with the hiring game show
Oliver Jackson
the musical
Jack Sullivan
Oh, so we just happened to have a run-in with the first 12-year-old with lupus ever?
Ryan Wilson
the one where the poo doctor kills himself
Lincoln White
I mean yeah like the last 3-4 seasons were dogshit but otherwise it was a show that most people watched. Including you OP.
But once the OG cast kinda drifted away I lost interest.
Evan Ross
why was everyone ok with breaking into peoples homes to wade through their all their shit
Jacob Anderson
Short haired Chase, best Chase.
Noah Garcia
>Autism is a death sentence!
Kek, thanks for that one user.
Eli Campbell
Shit taste tbqh family
Elijah Rivera
The one where the doctors are talking to the patient and think everything is fine and then the patient goes into seizure. I did not see that coming. Also the one where they notice that the patients liver is failing by the whites of their eyes.
Carter Lee
...
Leo Perry
>ywn pump a baby into her it hurts
Ayden Ward
That is the worst, they didn't have the balls to let dr house grows and they made him go in a kinda pathetic way
Luis Nelson
>It's literally the same episode every single time, Bravo, you uncovered the secret of procedural.
Cooper Collins
it's holmes and watson being doctors. same reasoning as "consulting detective"