Be careful sir, the bucket is hot!

Be careful sir, the bucket is hot!

"haha yeah su-"
*burns hands on 185 degree F bucket*
wtf did you put in this you fucking nigger?! lava?!

Mind you business, Boy.

Not as hot as the sight of you fucking my wife.

Don't you DARE to presume that eye contact with me is acceptable, you overgrown ape.

LOOK. AT. THE. FLOOR.

NOW

Thanks, Robert. Now could you keep my wife company while I enjoy this kino?

I wouldn't look them in the eye.

They can tell what you are. You will be thrown in the popcorn mines of you aren't careful.

What the fuck is wrong with you, tiny dicked white boi?

Is Robert /ourguy/?

>when the popcorn guy starts to ask you loaded questions to see if you are trying to violate the low singles policy

>people being mean to based Robert

>Be me
>Walk into cinema with date
>"Hey babe I gotta use the showers and grab some crab legs, I'll be right back"
>5 minutes later come back and see this

Wat do?

Did that black couple take your seat next to your loli date?

>no one sitting by themselves in the back
unrealistic.

Y-you're my only friend,Robert.
I value this friendship over anything else in my life.

Hey robert

I've always admired Robert's asiatic facial features and winning smile

>here's your number 7 crab combo
>enjoy

thanks crabert

underrated

post yfw robert the cool theatre negro lets you in even though youre alone

...

>ayo snibbedy snap mothafucka talmbout dem powerful claws nigga
> we wuz crustaceans n sheeeeit ayoooo
>Seriously, user, please purchase some crab legs, I really need this commission.

...

Careful sir, he's hot.

Do people actually eat crab legs in cinema? Wouldn't they stink of sea food

Buy a private booth if you care so much lmao poorfag

>go to local cinematheque
>order crab legs
>no sloth fur sauce

What is this world coming to? I want my solth fur sauce with my deep fried crab legs!

top kek

>c-can i have two buckets Robert?... its for my girlfriend
>oh and one large diet soda

What the fuck, fuck you butter nigger

I volunteered as the penis inspector the other week.

Who knew the guys in the ball pit were actually hung?

And yes, I did catch a couple of traps with feminine dicks.

>Crab legs still in the shells
>not having the meat pulled out and buttered by the negro manservant
Sure is poorfag in here