Who here pees like this?

Who here pees like this?

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dat ass looks hot. post moar

Feels good man

Messi

The Janitor

Who is your favorite football player of all time?

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>step up to the piss trough
>whip out dick
>nothing comes out
>leave without pissing

>had a roommate in college that would do this in public for the laffs
>washing my hands as he's at the urinal in a taco bell bathroom
>6'5" ripped ghetto negro comes in
>"aw come on, MAYNE, WHYYY"
>he walks out angrily
>as I go back to my table I see the negro get in his car, slam the door, and pul out into traffic at full speed and drive off at 90+ mph
he was breddy angry about seein a booty hangin out heha

kek

he had to rush home and fap his boner away methinks

Piss sitting down masterrace

tbqhwu I bet he peed in his car lol

>wait for me here I need to take a piss
>me too mate I'll go with you

maybe the whitey had a bigger dingus

>6 hour train journey with a 10 minute connection halfway through
>Bursting for a piss at station
>Literally packed
>Whip out dick and can't piss due to stage fright
>I-it's okay I'll just piss when I get on the train
>Toilet broken
>3 hour trip crossing my legs to keep the piss in

What sport is this?

Who here pees like this?

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What the actual fuck m8. Sounds paifull. I learned to piss in front of others going to university. It's not that easy still.

>half time at the football game, rush over to toilets
>stalls all busy, go to the trough
>stand next to this older guy
>he keeps saying "COME ON, COME ON"
>while spitting profusely into the trough
is this like a strategy to start peeing when you're old?

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>his beers are positioned directly underneath where he is pissing

you know someone is an alpha when they give such a lack of fuck

Thanks for pointing out this disgusting observation me and the rest of the world thought they were shampoo bottles since drinking beer out of shampoo bottles is not being done outside NA.

gj saving a tn faggot

>he doesn't cheer his ureter on every time he pees
never gonna be a real sports fan

best thread on Sup Forums this week and it's not even close

is this real?

>have an upset stomach
>don't like to shit in public toilets but it's either that or poo my pants
>let out a horrible wet shit
>no paper
>there's a bloke in the other stall
>ask him for a few sheets of paper
>"nah mate, not gonna happen"
>have to wait for him to leave to go into the next stall and wipe my arse
Fucking cunt

Kek. Went to some dickhead's party during uni once and decided to do this to his bathroom (I was drunk at the time but don't regret it). Like 10 minutes later somebody told him and he went fucking mental and kicked everyone out.

>"nah mate, not gonna happen"
my sides

check'd, but more importantly, kek'd

>>ask him for a few sheets of paper
>>"nah mate, not gonna happen"

ONE OF US

if you don't check the stall for TP before you poop it's your own fault tbqhwyf

know a guy who used to do it before i pointed out it was weird.
wasnt the only weird thing about him, ive later come to realise

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Did anyone else have competitions at the school piss trough to see who could do it the highest?

Undefeated champ right here, only sport I was ever good at

>go to australia to fuck a sheila during vacations
>have to take a piss

lol, it's like you asked him to go get you KFC because you're hung over.

it's not even fair, some dudes have much tighter urethras resulting in increased flow speed and natural distance-pissing ability

I was always the efficient type so the waterfall that came out of my chode could never compare to my friends' fountains, feels bad man

I did that in elementary School

>he had a loose urethra

lmao fag. i bet you let other boys fuck it

>>"nah mate, not gonna happen"
Good bants tbvh(to be very honest)

> mfw people tell me they can't stop and start the flow at will

am i some sort of genetic freak?

I always drop my pants, there's no point in keeping it tucked under your balls when you piss because you risk getting a urinal infection by having semen/piss go back down the urethra with the chokehold.

In public no but at home yes

> keeping it tucked under your balls when you piss

w...what?

I can do that too, but it's incredibly uncomfortable.

what are those weird urinals that are just long sinks? i seen them in a few places before. they're very rare. does everyone's pee just mix together in there?

why do you care what happens to your pee?

hm, i don't experience any pain or even discomfort

maybe my prostate is broken?? or superpowered??

I'm a very caring person

that's honestly really cool dude. when I do it, I feel the same discomfort one feels when they have to piss really badly, but acutely amplified.

>everyone's pee just mix together in there?

c-cute

Great thread.

Fucking kek

>be 5 years old in kindergarten
>posing in stall either a somewhat weird classmate in the stall next to me
>he asks if I want to play a game
>wat.jpg
>he starts trying to piss on my shoes under the stall door telling me to dance
>freak out and run back to class and snitch on him
>mfw his mom had to pick him up and I was telling her what he did
I was a little cunt for snitching but what the hell man

*pissing in a stall not posing

why were you posing in a stall?

>he doesn't imitate his favorite anime characters while emptying his bladder

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>Be around 7 years old
>Would always need a piss at the start of lunch
>But lunch was first come first serve and the good food would run out about halfway through
>Would occasionally piss myself in the line
>Somehow nobody ever found out despite the fact that I must have stank of piss for the rest of the day

>that kid who wiped standing up

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