Why hasn't she won an Oscar yet?

Why hasn't she won an Oscar yet?

Staring into space and whispering lines isn't acting

Cos she smells of shit and acts like shit.

I want to lick her armpits

Name a performance that she deserves an Oscar for. Hard mode: no memes.

post her tits you wannabes im the president of usa

Because jews run Hollywood

Could the president subpoena an actress for her to deliver nude pics?

bare minimum standards for winning an Oscar still exist

honestly though, I have never seen a movie where she has acted

any recommendations?
(no, not touching Twilight)

Clouds of Sils Maria was great, but not the kind of performance that wins Oscars.

On the Road, Adventureland, Clouds of Sils Maria, Welcome to the Rileys

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*sniiiiiiiiiifffffff*

What is this shit? Where is braaapposter?

20 years from now there will be a scandal where it is revealed that Jodie Foster raped K Stew and turned her into a lesbian

But only if Hollywood eventually drops the gay cabal

armpits don't brrrrrapppp, user

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Is it weird that she's my fav actress?

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They do if you make them.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGoSDg6TMU

Biting your lip will only get you so far in Hollywood.

meant for

Lol she cucked Cara

They both look really malnourished.

Lack of semen intake.

Fatass detected.

>becomes a dyke
>instantly starts looking and dressing like shit

Every time.

Have you ever read Trump's tweets about her? That's why

No category for best mouth breathing while being ugly.

She isn't good.

Even so often she is in a fine movie. Not great movie but fine, and she is always the weakest link, the one player that could be replaced without the movie suffering.

The Oscars are a joke. But she isn't even good enough for that. Or smart enough. You fuck producers for Oscars and you fuck directors for parts, but not after you get the part.

why can't annie just be straight

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>Trump slamming her and telling Pattinson not to take her cheating ass back

What a guy, glad I voted for him in spirit.

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>ugly

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I'm going to guess because she was probably abused or raped by a man at some point.

This is why she is my waifu.

Good thing she doesn't like niggers.

it hurts inside

She can't act

I don't like them either.

>ywn feel the satisfaction of making a girl cum

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Fuck off nigger.

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Only autist Kstew makes that disgusted face while being kissed by Julianne Moore.

Best girl

Fools. Those things only rages my boner moar.

Because you're a bottom of the barrel beta male and the uglier she looks the more attainable she seems to you.

>ywn feel the satisfaction of making a girl cum

I did.
She squirted. Shit was so cash

NORMIES OUT

Woah there mr. Freud next you're gonna tell me I want to crawl back to my mom's vagina and kill my father or something.

Truly great actors never get oscars

your hand squirted?

That movie where she played an soldier/prison guard and tortured muslims was quite good