Just lost my virginity to a fat chick

>just lost my virginity to a fat chick

So did I


[spoiler]when I was 16[/spoiler]

You did it, user!
Was she obese or chubby?

is losing virginity a sport?
ive heard women can lose their virginity multiple times..

Did you see the pusy?

>mfw im 20
not obese but on the line between chubby and fat

so you lost your virginity to an american chick, okay good for you I guess?

losing virginity means benis in vagina so AFAIK u can only lose it once
yeah it was fat
checked

did she have fat tiddies?

so a regular american chick then?

>20

Am i the oldest person on/sp/? When did my life slip away?

i honestly feel bad for any dude that has fucked a fat chick or god forbid actually lost his virginity to one

>lose virginity to fat chick
>couple years later, now
>last week meet asian qt with big ass that's a virgin

It all works out in the end, user.

47 here. Think I'll stop coming if I ever catch one of my kids posting here

I bet you lost your virginity to a kangaroo

Damn you were like 33 when Sup Forums was made

yeah they were surprisingly nice
no bully
still plenty of oldfags on Sup Forums
fat chicks are really my only options
for what its worth the girl was a virgin too. would still prefer to take a qt asian's virginity

Fucking oldfags get the fuck out of my spee

>be 22
>hook up with cute girl a few weeks ago
>be stupid and not pull out all the way (shit was feeling really good and I didn't think I'd come so fast since it was my second go round)
>is pregnant

she's aborting it but it's a weird feel that I came this close to having a little bastard

>losing virginity means benis in vagina
*except if it's a prostitute

>tfw trying to lift her up to manuever her into another position and you pull a muscle

>mfw I lost mine to some old Asian lady at a massage parlor

What happens when you finish? Do you just sit around and chat for a bit or do you just go home? Always thought about this 2bh famalam and would love to get some insight

I feel a good amount of distaste and apathy even when I finish with an attractive chick

I can't imagine the amount of post cum horror that would beset me after finishing in a fat chick

>tfw almost lost my virginity to a chubby hooker but couldn't get hard

Im 33

You apologize as she cleans off your dick with tissue paper and then pay her the money

we cuddled a little bit before she went home. honestly cuddling a fat girl is great, its like holding a soft warm teddy bear. i liked cuddling her a lot more than i liked putting my benis in her

>tfw no a v e r a g e chubby gf

>tfw went to a party two nights ago
>talk to this girl, we leave and go drinking by ourselves then go back to my house
>we start making out, then she starts trying to give me a bj
>I can't get hard
>she just laughs and leaves
>tfw never going to lose my virginity

Have you tried things with a guy?

i know that this phrase has become a meme but seriously stop masturbating, it will help. if you go a week or two without fapping your dick will start leaking at the slightest contact with a female

no, i'm not a fag I just watch way too much porn

Don't get how ppl make this mistake desu. I'm not taking that risk.

Me too m8, me too. I was just fucking with you. It's common, especially for first timers. It's like when you get on a break away and your hands become like fucking stone. Just keep trying.

>16
>first time having sex
>fucking her missionary
>porn taught me that girls liked to be slapped on the ass while fucking
>closest thing is her stomach
>start slapping it as hard as I can, its like I'm playing belly bongos
>she starts cracking up and pushes me off of her
>she leaves, still laughing
>go to school the next day
>everyone is calling me "Slappy"

mfw haven't had sex since
mfw confidence completely shot and I will never attempt sex again
mfw I tell people I'm not a virgin because I consider my 30 seconds of penetration as counting

>tfw havent been laid in a year

Here's how it goes:

1. You fap often so you do know how to control or know when you're about to come
2. You think you've got it down pat and you'll be logical once the sex starts
3. Suddenly mid-sex you are overcome with primal nature and reason is the farthest thing in the back of your mind
4. You have the urge to come with the force of a thousand suns inside this bitch
5. Most of the time it takes a lot of willpower to pull out

I'd use condoms but I can't keep a consistent boner with them

>Mfw 25

>only one year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ha funny story user and it totally counts or else I'm a 24 year old virgin soon. Ha super funny man just b urself. It counts.

Also it doesn't help that my last girlfriend was on some damn good birth control and never had a problem in a year of me finishing balls deep in her

I made the mistake of thinking this girl was on bc as well, she claims she was "starting new stuff" which probably means she wasn't taking it regularly

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

You wipe your dick, throw a towel at the girl to tidy up whilst you go and pee, go back and cuddle naked for a bit, if there's a wet mess never lie in it, move the girl into it

Don't kill the baby you stupid idiot

I bet it was

>tfw you're having sex and it sounds like you're stirring a pot of macaroni and chees

I would only have moral concerns if it was past 3 months

right now it's about as much a baby as my individual sperm are

I go clean up, say she was great and then fall asleep.
Doesn't matter what time is it, I sleep a good 2 hours, then I get a snack.

I hope you reconsider mate

Get back in your tent you pedophile worshipping berber son of a bitch

I like this pasta copied

Silly leaf

Lost my virginity to a slut, but she was pretty hot.

Considering fucking an obese bitch soon. For some reason at work, I get hard when she comes around. The fuck dude?>

>Hong Kong

That picture you posted could have been taken at a Hong Kong restaurant.

Cool story bro

thinking of getting a prostitute to lose my virginity to

i don't want to deal with the effort required to get a gf and don't want to deal with the false rape accusation possibility of hooking up with some random girl at a party

high test m8

Tell her your a virgin up front and that you'll pay her extra if you get off.

i'm just worried about the cops since it's not legal here

kek

Do your research and/or come to Canada and search backpage. It's technically not legal here but the cops don't give a fuck about enforcing it like they do in the states.

honestly after its done, i have the most extreme distaste for the girl and dont really want to see or talk to her any longer. so i leave or tell her to clean herself up and go. literally want nothing to do with them after i use them

>go to the toilet
>throw away the rubber and clean myself up a bit
>all sweated, lay down on the sweaty side of the matress because I usually do most of the work (I like it desu)
>cuddle a bit
>make out and start all over again

He won't kill the baby, it won't be born yet

...

24 here broseph

dont forget

youre here forever

only religiousfags give a shit if you have an abortion

literally, who gives a fuck what someone else does with their own body? it's not like it's affecting you in any way.

> 36
> hand on shoulder
please son, you are still young and full of life, get out while you can.
> maniacal laughter

>get arrested for being a virgin
Only in America

I know you're joking but virgins over the age of 21 should really be monitored. Hapas especially. We could stop rampages before they happen.

In a perfect world the government would assign a prostitute free of charge to a virgin for the greater good.

It's just nerves broski and the booze doesn't help. If you want, you can just get some viagra for the first couple of times.

>Like. I totally think killing a baby is normal and will like TOTALLY normalize it.
>Like get the fuck over it dad!

Thats you.

Women who kill babies and put out like whores arent keepers anyway. Mentally ill
good thing she was a hit it and quit it for you.

t. sum total of his opinions

Save the money and don't just go cruising for a hooker, but look up an escort website in your area. Not all escorts require you to wine and dine them before you take them to a 5 star hotel to fuck.

PROTIP: they have plenty of "low end" ones who will only see you for a few hundred per half hour if you are that poor