Do you jerk off? How many times a week?

Do you jerk off? How many times a week?

>mfw I quit jerking off recently after it stopped feeling good when I came
>literally just felt nothing but spurt, no orgasm feeling at all
>used to jerk off once, twice or three times a day

Been about 3 days now lads.

Like 6 or 7

damn per week? probably somehting like 20 times

14 or more

that happens to me too unless i stop for a while

couple days ago i jerked off after ~1.5 week break and i felt fucking afwul afterwards, like massive self-loathing, desperation and all around emptiness

then after day or two it felt pretty good again

fucking brain chemistry

Once a week, If I'm lucky. I dont' really have time to jerk off

Rookie numbers

Varies by how much free time I have. Sometimes it's 6-12 times a day and I'm just limited by how excruciating it is to touch my raw dick again. Other times, it's like 1 every week or so.

Guys please stop replying seriously, i'm trying to make a meme thread thanks

BONUS QUESTION:

Can you do it without porn by using your imagination?

>doesn't make time to rub one out

you're not me

i only watch porn like once a month, the daily tug is imagination and memoirs

It times too much time, I'm really really busy.

>imagination and memoirs
Are you a girl?

Well, jiggling your dick without something to focus on isn't as satisfying but it can be done

Your meme thread is shit senpai, this is a fap feels thread now.

>tfw pull so hard I rip the skin
>tfw continue to jerk off anyway
>tfw dick skin is fucking raw when I'm done and can't fap until it heals

Self-destructive habit indeed

8 years later I still jerk it to memories of my ex desu

About 10 I think

No please don't do this I just want to screencap some memes to post on redit for karma

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Yesterday I jerked off to a girl who used to dit next to me on 7th grade, she probably never knew my name. Get on my level

Fap feels indeed.

>edge along for hours
>toe that line where you just have to brush dick occasionally and you're at the line again
>porn to porn, looking for just that right golden moment that will be perfect for you to spill your seed to
>barely touch to maintain edge and accidentally spurt to some stupid shit by mistake
>wasting sense of failure and a dick that's going to hurt for days from tugging on it for hours

>finding that one porn scene you searched for months

Is there a better feeling?

YES
E
S

and I thought I was a creep

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>remember that once scene you absolutely exploded to
>furiously search for it, being all excited
>finally find it and it simply isn't what you remeber it to be

I'm sorry

What? Just jerk off before sleep, mate. You'll sleep like a baby.

Great feeling.

>and a dick that's going to hurt for days

Enjoy your death grip, son. You're fucked.

Have you ever made love to yourself?

Does it count if I have to look at some pictures and then use my imagination?

Once per day minimum. Weekends is usually a couple times a day. Unless I'm not home because I'm traveling or staying with friends or family, in which case I don't jerk off at all until I get back home.

Why is it that the media portrays male masturbation as something disgusting that only teenage people do while also saying that women should masturbate more because it's healthy and helps them get in touch with their bodies?

>Enjoy your death grip, son. You're fucked.
I know. Sex is hard as fuck to get off to now.