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Previous thread: News:

>UFC to add live broadcast stats
mmamania.com/2017/6/19/15829072/report-ufc-adding-real-time-mlb-style-stats-live-event-broadcasts-mma

>GDR stripped of WFW title, Cyborg and Anderson now fighting for actual title
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-megan-anderson-germaine-de-randamie-stripped

>Tony Ferguson to debut as FS1 analyst
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tony-ferguson-debuts-as-fs1-analyst-at-ufc-fight-night-112-in-oklahoma-city-anik-cruz-call-action

>Thompson and Masvidal want to fight each other
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/stephen-thompson-vs-jorge-masvidal-has-legs-after-all

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youtu.be/dwX-JTP8SE4
twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/876425450200891398
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Buster Schwin

>youtu.be/xamU9h1AKmM

why is maia ducking bros? I thought that was woodleys job

Would he make it inside the octagon after 2 solid years of basic mma striking/wrestling?

I say yes.

one hundo %

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i could outawkward every here

>after 2 solid years of basic mma striking/wrestling?
Yes that worked out so well for CM Punk.

*GADOOOSH*

>Comparing a busted 38 year old who's done nothing but take hard bumps his whole life to Canelo

Come on man...

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updated shawb md5 image filter with all the recent spam added if anybody is in need

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Canelo might be able to last longer than 2 minutes, but he would meet the same fate.

>he filter 426 images
Dude, seriously you should be posting on Reddit. This place is not meant for you.

*spreads legs*

>literally not a peep from /heem/ about this
kek

It's been posted about already, you're behind the times lad but you can have this (You)

No one is excited about Maia honestly.

*blocks your path*

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What if Conor beats the living shit out of Floyd

What I'm worried about is if Conor goes into auto-pilot and just starts throwing knees when they clinch up, or he accidentally KO's floyd with a flying knee.

Like remember that KO he had against Eddie? What if it is that bad ?

I think people are underestimating Conor. He's a hard striker and definitely has a chin. Mayweather has never fought someone with his stance and style, he's only fought boxers with typical boxing stances. One good left counter and fights over.

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>p-please buy the ppv

>two fucking months of posts like these

Question: Assume UFC 193 never happened

Let's then instead say that Ronda was crossing over to do a huge mega-boxing fight against Holly Holm. Would people still say Ronda stood a chance to win? Cause that's essentially what's happening here with this whole fiasco. It's not a fight, it's a circus money-grab publicity stunt. They both win cause they're making millions of dollars. They both have a gentleman's agreement going on, Floyd wins to protect his legacy while McGregor comes out of it looking respectable. It's not Ali vs. Liston, it's two men doing business.

I kind of worry about this too because it'll turn everything to shit

I know there's a case for knowing your ruleset and months of training, but at the same time Conor IS an MMA fighter and you can go into autopilot.

Conor had a mural painted of him ko'ing floyd lmao

absolute mad man

fuck off conor is a 100 times better striker than Ronda

Cody would actually kill Teymur

Hey guys gonna go fight Floyd tomorrow

Don't worry though I've never been KO'd and Mayweather is used to fighting Boxer's, and I'm not one, so I figure I stand a better chance than those who spent their life dedicated to the sport. He won't be able to match my awkward movements because even I don't know what I'll do next!!!!

poor Artem is gunna have to paint over it

>he's only fought boxers with typical boxing stances
Yes because these are the only stances that work

And Floyd is a 100 times better boxer than Conor, it's a damn analogy.

>because even I don't know what I'll do next!
This is what Diego Sanchez said before Seething Al put him away in 1 round.

its a retarded one, please close the tab

I would love this, for Conor to realise he hadn't got his dream pay day after all

>Floyd's used to fighting boxers
>I'm not one
>Nascar drivers are used to racing against other race cars
>I'm a hoverboard driver so I'll catch them off-guard

2.5/10 , made me reply.

Except it isn't you McGregor nuthugger. The only "arguments" I'm seeing are, "it's gonna be le awkward" as if it was in any way awkward for Holly to completely destroy Ronda in what was essentially a boxing match.

Hey guys, been away for a few days and I havnt seen the fights or read the results yet. How did Gomi look against Tuck, good right?

>youtu.be/dwX-JTP8SE4

lmao how did you get that far into the post without realising it was ironic?
Did you really think I was fighting Floyd tomorrow? lmao

Yeah it was insane he got a 1st round submission, won me 100

delet this

Safe to say that guy will never be invited to a high level training camp again.

Tigey wanna go home

Tigey want milk milk

>Look through comments
>People are saying that the video is a year old
>Immediately remember people were saying the same thing about CM Punk

heh nothin personel kid

lots of funny mma shit conor could pull. head kick, mt sweep, clinch knees, guillotine, oblique kick

or usada tests floyd on accident and he pops

could a mma fighter tree to do a showtime of the ring move?

ourguys /heem/?

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What would he be asking Mark in that situation? Filename makes no sense

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Come to daddy Tyler

You hungry? Want nippy?

Imagine him punching with 4oz gloves...

do you guys hide stubs on your filters?

Add this to your collection.

He would destroy people left and right.

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literally who is this ginger fuck

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you're getting annoying

Yeah. I used not to, because I thought there might be something worth reading, but that was never the case

time for bed Springsperg, you got a big day at city hall tomorrow

springsperg isn't here, you can stop

Sasaki deffo yea

Conor whooped him. Van faggot is STILL crying.

We are not finna lose in Denver

very funny bro, you think of that one yourself? seek help

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That's how every meme works, user
People find something funny and make a lot of OC about it, and then spam the same old OC over and over again until the joke just makes people angry
The only difference is that people get annoyed quicker on Sup Forums

stop the h8 bro

Although he might also destroys his hands in the process

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>thanks for the breakfast user, my twink bf is not here, you to jump in bed with me?

WHAT DO

what did he say to eddie?
>I want u to have my belt bro

>Chad "money" Mendes
>Jose Aldo - #1 P4P at time of UFC 194
>Floyd "money" Mayweather
>Current #1 P4P
>Mfw the leprechaun is fighting a hybrid of past opponents

The memes are all there.

>And Cowboy(Twice)...

For sure don't get heem stoppied by sloppy uppercuts my guy

>you now remember claudia telling joanna she's not pretty and joanna turned to the camera

your gimmick is boring

McGregs is really selling it.

I was having doubts on this being the world's first billion dollar fight but idk.

What do you lads tink?

Haters

>le 0-0 boxing man

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/876425450200891398

WTF I love Tyron now

Camera angles or is he really that big? Probably roids

Oh wow. He's going to take a corned beef and cabbage dump in mayweather's head.

Holy shit why would you get that painted for a fight you know you're going to lose

Hopefully it's Photoshop

He hasn't fought in over 7 months. He's obviously back on the juice.

When you have 100 million, you can afford to spend it on silly little paintings for your teenage nuthuggers to fawn over.

cringe

Here's your white belt, here's your black belt, he's how close you're gonna get to the belt now that I'm in town *flips the bird*

Awesome

Keys to victory

>Awkward stance
>throw jabs at different angles
>Utilize the clinch

>my mom worked 3 jobs so I have had it hard

what a dork