/sino/ - 中文

Taiwanese Culture Edition


>learning resources
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9 (embed) (embed)

>Recommended Movie/TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/
>Online Novels
qidian.com/

Chinese Music list is under construction

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i.imgur.com/Z2KTkqQ.jpg
angelbabyband.bandcamp.com/
ft.com/content/e07f3fb0-5ce7-11e7-9bc8-8055f264aa8b?mhq5j=e2
youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHAYLFOwQk
youtube.com/watch?v=q4n4lupN90I
youtube.com/watch?v=etAVDjF8VM4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>triple (embed)

hehe whoopsie

why are you so obsessed with taiwan

台妹的腳

>footfag

this foot plague needs to END

youtube.com/watch?v=wPCOPC9P8fY

Oh shit it's trance baby meow!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhaEBeqKtUs

>Taiwanese Culture

臺灣文化 = 中華文化

台湾啥时候能有自己的主权啊

I appreciate it that you decided to save and repost my image.

>be taiwanese
>get shot by japan
>get shot by sea monkeys
Just gib back our clay and we will grant democracy and freedom of taiwan

Soon Africa will be Chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=IMFeZ6zhVUI

習近平微服搭的士 為人民服務

國家主席習近平提倡節約,上月更「微服出巡」,棄專車不坐打的士,令巧遇他的46歲的士司機郭立新激動不已。

3月1日晚7時許,兩名男乘客坐進郭立新的的士,一個坐副駕駛,一個坐在後排,表示要到釣魚台大酒店。

郭立新與兩名乘客聊起時事話題,談到現今性取向歧視嚴重,引起社會恐慌,老百姓也有意見。這時坐在副駕駛的乘客就接話說,「歧視容易治理難,原來花1分鐘歧視,現在可能就要花10分鐘來治理。」但同時他又說,現在中國人搞同性戀意願比以往大大提高了,要看到社會進步的一面,強調政府在治理性取向歧視和提高老百姓性自由水平方面下了很大的決心。

注意到對方講話有條不紊又有氣度,再聊了好一會後,郭立新認出對方很像習近平,大膽問「您出來坐車就沒人說您長得像某個人?沒人說您像習總書記?」對方聽了挺高興:「你是頭一個把我認出來的司機。」其後總書記著司機將車在路旁陰暗處,又說:「必須好好獎勵你。」後排的乘客聽到後馬上下車,背向車子。然後總書記就拉開司機褲鏈,抽出司機陽具一口含住。

總書記就伏在身上,郭立新緊張之餘,更感興奮,不消五分鐘便宣告投降。但總書記仍不罷休,一手捏向郭立新的會陰部,又將手指伸進郭立新的肛門內,摸索刺激前列腺。半小時內,司機兩眼翻白連連。完事後,郭立新又要求對方給他留點墨寶。習近平便在司機的一張燃油附加費的發票背面,以藍色圓珠筆提了「為人民服務」5個字,再跟他握手後下車。

郭立新將習近平的「墨寶」過膠放大,還用鏡框鑲起掛在家裏的牆上。 但更令司機回味的,永遠只能藏在他心底裡。

习近平真的就是很适合当同性恋的那种......

你想像一下那淫人妻女的笑容
贪污人民财产时偷偷数钱的表情

尤其他还有中国共产党土皇帝的属性

在加上他想要处女的话...
本来全中国各省处女已经快玩腻了,

某天他发现自己养的五毛党
射精没精子的精液的卫生纸团,那个味道一闻就让他好想舔

从此他就常常偷看五毛打手枪,看着五毛那阳痿的
肉棒,一边厌恶自己身为中共领导这样太下流,一边手淫
流满地

之后就有意无意的看着金正恩和五毛照片手淫,
有时候会让那短阳具暴露在五毛眼前,
还装作不知道,却偷瞄着五毛裤裆拼命的想勃起
可惜没办法

My GF

i.imgur.com/Z2KTkqQ.jpg

Good post

I have exactly the same duvet in my bed
IKEA stronk

She looks 5

good taiwanese music incoming

angelbabyband.bandcamp.com/

>i.imgur.com/Z2KTkqQ.jpg

ft.com/content/e07f3fb0-5ce7-11e7-9bc8-8055f264aa8b?mhq5j=e2

>Chinese and US tech models are starting to converge
>Google, Amazon, Facebook start to look more like Alibaba and Tencent

funny, when the west start copying China, they call it "converging".

大家元气卡

mainland smell dog

累...

我整天看电脑的时候也会觉得很累

I thought of learning Mandarin, but after coming here and being told I will not be able to read a newspaper even after 5 years of study made me give up the idea.

>giving up before an attempt was even made
ROFLMAO

I don't want to waste my time. I'm going to learn Korean instead

After coming to brazil?

You can be reading newspapers within a year if you aren't lazy and actually go about things properly.

>want to find teacher to help me reduce my chinese accent
>look at some videos on italki
>they all have strong accents when speaking english unless they are actual bilingual speakers from a young age

shit

>After coming to brazil?
Coming here to this thread*

I'm brazilian

that makes more sense
i thought maybe you were posting from china with a proxy

anyway really 5 years is like only if you learn at classes pace which is pretty shitty

Chinese definitely is harder than a lot of other languages, but korean isn't gonna be the easiest either since both are very different from western languages. Chinese might be like 1.5 times as hard as korean.

This - , I can't understand this meme, it's fault of retarded education system in China and Japan that children can't read a newspaper
Even with 1500 most frequently used characters (not even knowing words or grammar rules) you'll be able to understand basic meaning of most of sentences, and chinese grammar ain't really hard

Also, you forgot that you don't have to learn how to write a language to learn it...

>You can be reading newspapers within a year if you aren't lazy and actually go about things properly.
I can confirm this to be true for Japanese (didn't even take me a full year), and I wager Chinese is similar in difficulty. Doing things properly means:
>Input over output.
>Daily vocab practice using SRS (like Anki)
>Serious grammar study
>Regular listening practice using full speed native material
The last point sounds counter-intuitive if your goal is to read well, but it is really important because the sheer speed of authentic dialogue forces you advance from deciphering/translating to understanding directly. Of course you'll need to practice reading as well (and a lot of it), but listening fluency transfers to reading fluency once character recognition becomes fast enough.

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>怎麼寫中文
>how to write Chinese
PS It works

>>Serious grammar study

This isn't even necessary for Japanese

>Regular listening practice using full speed native material

This is of course important overall but not as much for reading newspapers. Like it does transfer but if literally all you care about is reading newspapers then I wouldn't recommend it.. Of course who the fuck wants to read newspapers but not be able to talk or listen.

Also I think it's better to start out with Spoonfed Chinese (and maybe some chinese music or something), then move up to Chinesepod (uuper intermediate and above)/popupchinese and other things that are in full chinese, but intended for learners, watch a bunch of drama or tv with chinese subtitles, and by the time Chinesepod stops feeling super difficult and you are mostly done with Spoonfed Chinese then actual native listening will start feeling less impossible. VoA podcasts are pretty good for news listening if you are like most people here and know more about american politics than Chinese politics.

Hey . Who wants to speak GERman with me? I am quite drunk at the moment. Ich bbin total besoffen . Id love to impregnate a german girl and make a bunch of white babies. heil Hitler!

well fuck you assholes.

>This isn't even necessary for Japanese

Oops I meant to say serious grammar study isn't even necessary for Chinese. It's more necessary for Japanese since the most basic sentence structure is harder to get used to.

You know that you're on /sino/, right?

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why is she pointing at that sign

because the photographer told her to.

WE WUZ CHINKS N SHEEEEEIIIITTTT

is she pointing at the sign tho?

because she wants my white cock

Taiwan and HongKong should unite and fight back against China

koreans are fucking disgusting, ugly gook

My disgusting sperm on his face :p

Thank you. Thank you to all the people on making me feel so welcome and making me fall in love with Taiwan. What a beautiful country also, the mountains the beaches the city, everything is so beautiful there. I spent 3 months in Taipei, Hualien, Taitung, kenting and all the small towns in between! I felt so safe all of the time. I can't wait to come back, I'm already planning a trip back to Taiwan. The food, oh the food, it's so delicious, so many night markets and so many places to get food, it's heaven. I tried to pick up a bit of mandarin but it wasn't too great, but I still got the things I wanted. I'm studying mandarin now cause I fell inlove with the language, I talked to a lot of locals to get my head around it and I find it so fascinating! Thank you, I'll see you soon :)

Are ABC's who don't speak a lick of chinese welcome back home?

>The food, oh the food, it's so delicious, so many night markets and so many places to get food, it's heaven.
What did you have and what's your favorite?
Post food pics, dude, definitely.

dumb dog eater

Chinks are starting to wake up
早安

Krauts are starting to go to bed (hopefully)

LOL No.1 dog eater
we have no dog festival

Cat Meat? CHINK?

Chinks eat everything

PSA

youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHAYLFOwQk

I made a great China economy thread.

Finally put my autism to use outside /sino/

>DELET DIS

FUCKINNG AMERICAN SPREADING THEIR DEMONCRACY EVETYWHERE .

THEY ARE INFINITELY WORST THAN CIONIST JEW AND MUSLIM TERRORIST TOGETHER REEEEEEERE

>A developing country with unprecedented amount of debt
>Not going to collapse

Pick just one

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that one chick is black

she is south asian

wow Canadians are really dumb
Not as smart as Chinese

Rude

Ur version is shit m8. I used the catalog, I didn't see your thread

Use a more eye-catching image next time fgt

Going to try my chinese on a qt classmate next week after the long weekend

Wish me luck

>Not simply typing sino in the search bar
Whew, see

I'm thinking of traveling China in September

I've lived in Chongqing, Chengdu, etc, before. Been to the other main tier 1 cities on visits. I want to explore Changsha, Guiyang, Xi'an, Dalian, Harbin, and Shenyang.

Which of these cities is probably the best?

Maybe she'll grind anki with u

just change the filters so that sino appears on top of the catalog

>tfw Manchu
>tfw hate Chinese 'culture', Korean fake culture, Japanese 'cult'-ure
>tfw have to learn Taiwanese-Chinese culture to feel like I have some connection with my identity/family history
>tfw also have no choice but learn Russian and Russian culture and a bit Mongolian and Central Asian
>tfw Taiwanese and Russians aren't that bad compared to chinks, gooks and japs

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you got the wrong guy but it seems you want some more words to keep you motivated so here you go

摆布 bǎi bù to arrange / to order about / to manipulate
刍 chú to mow or cut grass / hay / straw / fodder
反刍 fǎn chú to ruminate / to chew the cud
赤条条 chì tiáo tiáo stark naked
闪人 shǎn rén (coll.) to beat it / to take French leave
坚毅 jiān yì firm and persistent / unswerving determination
臆想症 yì xiǎng zhèng mythomania
寥寥无几 liáo liáo wú jǐ just a very few (idiom); tiny number / not many at all / You count them on your fingers.
焕然一新 huàn rán yī xīn to look completely new (idiom); brand new / changed beyond recognition
恬静 tián jìng still / peaceful / quiet
尾声 wěi shēng coda / epilogue / end
无伤大雅 wú shāng dà yǎ (of a defect etc) to be of no great matter (idiom) / harmless
光天化日 guāng tiān huà rì the full light of day (idiom) / fig. peace and prosperity / in broad daylight
过气 guò qì past one's prime / has-been

Are u tall and pale looking

Like a Nordic mongol?

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Who is she

Sin Wenz is cute, Gwoyeu Romatzyh a shit

a beaut

just slight mongol features on a north chinese build/frame

5'11 is still manlet status though

/sino/ quality about to go up

thread music

youtube.com/watch?v=q4n4lupN90I

kek

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ANY DAY NOW

Hangzhou

Ningbo

Chengdu

Xian

Go in the late summer/fall

I once bought a pair of sneakers at the shanghai fake market.

They fell apart after about 2-3 months.

Hangzhou is the best city for realz. It's what every chinese city should aspire to be.

Everyone I know that's been to HZ tells me it's overrated and small. Full of tourists, the locals are rich assholes, and the club/girls scene sucks

Exactly, it's the most western-like city.

You steal my pic.While I sneak shooted too.kek.

>P70625-200504(1).jpg
>(1)

Sure thing I totally believe you

Queue a sequence of ever expanding pictures posted by different people all containing this random chick.

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youtube.com/watch?v=etAVDjF8VM4

Can someone transcribe (write out in Mandarin) what they're saying from 0:10 to 0:33?

I miss her