Amerifats keep thinking that they suck at football because their "best athletes" don't play it

>Amerifats keep thinking that they suck at football because their "best athletes" don't play it

>Ameri

stopped reading here tb h

AmeriReals dominate all the other sports, ça doit pas être drôle d'être pris avec le soccer comme compensation.

Football is everything.
Nothing else matters, mon ami

Hockey, which is beaucoup mieux.

Theres no money in soccer to incentivize our underclass and our whites(despite the shit you read here and see in sensationalist media) on average live a better quality of life financially than anywhere else so theres no incentive for them to dedicate their life to improbability like making it big in professional sports either.

All 32 NFL teams are among the richest 50 teams in the world, with a few MLB and NBA teams in that 50 as well, with a smaller competing pool of talent compared to soccer. Theres no incentive whatsoever to be a soccer player here.

Finland is best at ice hockey

> jealousy

No we're not.

>Theres no incentive whatsoever to be a soccer player here.
The first US men's team to win a World Cup will be treated as gods.

Keep dreaming mate, canada is the place for hockey.
While I can't disagree those nordics makes good player, same for Russians.

Hell the minimum salary in the mlels is $53k. I made more than that cleaning cars and treating lawns and essentially being a glorified mexican.

yeah but theres a massive difference from squeaking into the round of 16 and winning the world cup that isn't anywhere to close to being there right now

This frog has a point. The French NT is full of genetically superior blacks, why do we think our big strong blacks would do any better

> all these euros have wc teams that finish well below the states
> its all they have
lol, i took the bait!!

By smelly liberals who want so bad to be european they already kow-tow to the continent.

90% of people will not give a shit. Just coastal elites.

rate
(I barely know 3/4 of these names, just googled some "best X" of each league)

It would be something the country circlejerked to for a couple weeks, and after a month no one would even care

Carlos Tevez makes nearly $800 000 a week in the Chinese Super League

That's correct.

Same reason for Australia too.

people thinking our current best players in other sports wouldve been the best soccer players is usually pretty stupid, but the guys who wouldve been our best soccer players likely get distracted by other sports in which they ultimately don't achieve professional success. that's an extremely valid argument.

our poor youth system has also held us, back, though thtat's coming around too,

>coastal elites

kek

Also because football is gay dude

The foreignfags itt are right. Look at many of the greatest divegrass players and their genetic limitations: manlets, twinks, british. None of that prevents them from dominating because divegrass has more to do with technique, creativity and general game IQ. Raw athleticism can't take you that far in fagball

>iq to play a sport
I browse /sci/ too does that make me smart and creative

It's purely a cultural thing. Literally no one other than wogs play or care about soccer in Australia. It's literally embarrassing to talk about soccer in polite society here.

You've never played a sport if you don't believe that "in-game intelligence." You misquoted me and responded to an argument I didn't make desu

If you don't believe "in-game intelligence" exists.*

Based

Nothing is more cringe than seeing American soccer fans. Especially when they refer to soccer as football. They're so desperate to be europeans they just adopted traditions clubs in Europe do. Too lazy to come up with their own shit. Truly cucked.

football IQ exists: how to understand 2D space, players placing, where and when to pass, how to create space, how to interpret teammates and opponents body language, etc.
a special kind of autist could be great at this game

We're not as good entirely because none of our youth dedicate themselves to soccer like they do other sports. Sure you've got kids on the soccer team but they don't live eat and sleep soccer like baseball football and basketball Kids trying to go to college or go pro because the soccer kids know it's not a real career path in the US just yet. Hell they even know if they did try the USA doesn't have the proper training facilities to make a world class athlete in the sport let alone a whole team.

That's literally called reading the playbook, I never once had to take a class to tell me how to guard my man

>their "best athletes" are obese niggers

Its sort of an anglo thing. Nobody really cares about soccer in Australia, the US, Canada, New Zealand, and really Britain to a lesser extent. We invented it and sort of moved on.

Case in point Britain gets shit for not being good at soccer and thus deemed unathletic yet they won the most mens olympic golds in 2016.

>playbook
is this a joke or a bait?

I can concede that a great deal of skil is involved but the diving and general bullshit that goes along with the sport just ruins it for me

The average soccer player in youth in America is a kid from a middle to upper middle class family without a worry in the world whose main purpose for playing is because the parents want to keep him occupied and socialize. That's not a very conducive atmosphere to developing world class talent

>american women dominate this sport because it is the only thing they can get scholarships in due to to title ix
i wish title ix didnt exist so we didnt have to hear about this semen slurping sport

Yeah, I couldnt agree more. Like you said, its a cultural thing. The diving in soccer that is allowed drives me up a fucking wall. Its more obvious and fake than WWE and people justify and defend it like its part of the game and I'll never know why.

what does that have to do with wanting to be a pro soccer athlete in america?

lol i remember writing a paper 10-11 years ago ripping the destructive nature of Title IX. Man that didn't go over well. It would probably be a national news story on a slow day now, or at least some Buzzfeed clickbait shit.

julio jones needs to be keeper based on his sheer ability to catch anything. lebron could take trout's spot.

hell i think clayton kershow could probably just throw soccer balls in the opposing net from keeper, but better make it an elite outfielder just to be sure they can catch also

Try to take cleats kicks in your ankles a few times and you'll understand why players prefer to avoid them

no politician is going to try to repeal title ix, but it is literally ruining college sports and the path to pay college athletes. For every Baker Mayfield, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, you would have to pay like 25 women to be title ix compliant. Title IX is literally the only reason women sports exist in college.

I did as a kid with more fragile bones. I got the fuck back up after a few seconds because im not a pussy. If it really hurts you get off the fucking field. You don't make a big deal then get up and play like it never happened a few seconds later. Same thing for the NBA

Then wear better shin guards, penalize it more harshly, only allow a couple steps in that direction before tackling, etc. I don't know shit about soccer but theres 3 ideas so Im certain someone could come up with a solution to flopping around like you got blasted with a shotgun in the face everytime someone touches you

Official Things That Would Improve Soccer Power Rankings

1. Each team has a week to fortify their half of the field. They get shovels and basic construction equipment to build trenches/traps/etc.
2. Animals are released onto the field gladiator style
3. Hockey style substitutions
4. The ball explodes randomly
5. Proper cock stoppages
6. Add two more balls
7. Proper Stadia with retractable roofs
8. Include Diving Judges from the olympics. Best dive of the match is the first tiebreaker in case of a 0-0, 1-1 tie.
9. Forced drug injections. 10 Players must take HGH/steroids/Amphetamines before the games. 1 Player must take LSD
10. Players are hooked up to electroshock with the other team controlling the shocks. You get 5 High level shocks per match and 10 normal shocks
11. Land Mines
12. Goal Line technology
13. Sexy Cheerleaders

9001. play it how it is played now
90001. Advertisement breaks

>if Phelps decided to be a sprinter he would have beaten Bolt at the 100m la
t. Amerifats

It's true Muhammed

>implying

pls post yours Bruce-sama

>pls post yours Bruce-sama
i literally have no idea what this french shit means

do you want me to post my dick or something>?

Not to mention every non profitable male sport has declined to almost died off to meet title 9 quotas.

I find it hilarious when they bitch about poor black football athletes not getting paid for the revenue they produce and wondering why. Well it has to pay all the scholarships for the womens field hockey team that loses a $500,000 a year on top of the $1million it gives away in scholarships.

that and the decline in cable viewership means espn cant toss out those mega contracts in the future that places like the sec rely on. Georgia is literally sitting on a pool of cash right now just for emergency funds that could be used for a nike funded oregon style facility. its just fiscally responsible

I meant your "actual best current All-Americans athletes who are GOATs in their own sports but would utterly dominate that pussy sissy-ball overnight if they just wanted" team

>their "best athletes"

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Nobody worth a shit actually thinks we could just plug in random people from our sports and "lol we win the world cup". Sure some are going to say that but those are the people you should always ignore.

typical 80 iq negro who needs roids to do well in anything

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yeah cc sabathia would be garbage on a soccer pitch, just like lionel messi would get lit up for 10 runs an inning on a pitchers mound because hes 5-7 and no matter how much work he put in even a mediocre university baseball player would destroy him

so what you're saying is that american sports are for fat people?

that guy ran a 4.7 second 40 yard dash

>2017
>Still using the le flopping is exclusive to divegrass meme
Most of the flops come from Central/South America and Southern Europe. Your distaste toward flopping is aligned with most other "anglo" countries desu. It's irrelevant anyway. People don't care about soccer here for a million reasons, least of all le diving. Baseball players are unathletic. Football players are dumb (t. was one). The only athletes that would help us are hockey and basketball players.
In b4 some Spaniard says "take every advantage you can get"

great point but a MLB is competing against a few thousands other pro players
Messi is competing against hundred of thousands of pro players, and literally the whole world (everybody can play football, but not everybody want or play baseball)

>4.7 second
that's a long run of play

i hope he had time for a good rest afterwards

and rested 7 days after doing that.
football players run 15 km per games easily, and still can break 30 km/h sprints

>Steph Curry at CM
Ahahahah, he would get absolutely destroyed.

you know you're cherry picking shit, youre obviously not this dumb to be picking out fucking Babe Ruth pictures
Yeah I know diving is a meme reason, I was just emphasizing a point

Yeah it's not like he dominated your national sport while looking like a fucking balloon

>Messi is competing against hundred of thousands of pro players, and literally the whole world (everybody can play football, but not everybody want or play baseball)
And this is exactly walking into my point about why Americans suck at soccer. Why compete against a much bigger field to almost certainly get paid less when you have 3-5 more options that will almost certainly pay more? This is why you never see an elite American soccer player.

FIGHT AND WIN

lol it was almost 100 years ago. athletic standards werent exactly held to the same degree they are now.

>ameriswine

The US is literally the best country to live in, this side is rubbish unless you're a bum on gibs because the gibs system in yurop is broken

this arguement is bullshit simply because it doesn't take a particular athletic superiority superiority to play football
9/10 of football ability is mental, the other tenth is endurance
athletic freaks often amount to nothing in the sport

>americaitlyns

>France keeps thinking that if they beat Brown people enough, it'll make their country less of a shitstain
>it has still yet to work

>Is a witch
>Can't even do magic
Your country is hell. That's why you spend all of your time here, Romania.

butthurt jannie deleting posts >for free lmao 2bh famiglia

nobody wins our sports off pure athletic talent either other than basketball. Our sports aren't as stupid as you think. You only derive that opinion because thats what media tells you and theres no barrier of entry for an american to post on here so you see a lot of dumbasses post here to confirm your already negative opinion.

Doubt it

Oh. My mistake, Belgium. I mistook you for a country that has less of a drinking problem.

even slaves got food and housing for their efforts

>basketball: sheer athleticism + size
>NFL: athleticism + size + weight
>baseball: luck (at bat), skill (on defense)
>hockey: luck (as proven by Michael Mauboussin in his book "The Success Equation")
none of your major sports require a perfect balanced blend of skill + athleticism + mental like football

that's not what i was implying, what i'm saying is that the "we would win if our best athletes played soccer" arguement is bullshit because it doesn't take a great athlete to make a good footballer

Basketball: athleticism

Kek, good goy. Those 7'2" mandingos are physical phenoms. Look at Kevin Durant and Roy Hibbert!

We would absolutely dominate the sport.

Just as we dominate everything else.

>+ size

>no multiball

>Football: Pace + Leg Strength + Quickness
Anyone can simplify a sport into its core attributes and call it easy. Going to the moon is easy. You just have to put some fuel in a rocket.

you've made all the positions a single position in each sport. why bother posting

>Football: Pace + Leg Strength + Quickness
ok so by your simplification I take 11 olympic runners and I'm good, we don't care if they didn't develop the unnatural skill of controlling a ball with their feet

By your logic Andre the Giant would have been an all star in the NFL, so, following your rules, yes.

There's monetary incentive if you want to play abroad. It's not like Norwegian players get filthy rich in the Norwegian league either. But if they make it, they can make 10 times as much, even in the Championship in England

99% size

joke on you, Broke Lesnar would of made it in the NFL unless he had his motorbike crash
and wrasslin isn't even a real sport

>basketball
youre mostly right and ill just give that to you for now
>football
with a couple exceptions in the last 25 years brains have always triumphed over size and weight. Quarterback is by far the most important position and it's no accident that only one mulatto has won one as a qb in the last 20 yrs and only one actual black has won one ever despite the sport being 70% black, basically the same with the coaching staff
>baseball
you have to be incredibly smart to be a pitcher, pitching wins and pitching is dominated by smart people
>hockey
probably the most all around sport in terms of strength, endurance, toughness and intelligence