/F1/ GENERAL 10 post early edition

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summer

This place is getting pretty hot now. You said it'll get cooler

the honda of buildings

3rd for /team Flörsch/

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For me, it's...

you shouldn't burn your apartment block tho

reckon daddy gave her a spanking with an old lollipop when he saw that?

captcha: flugplatz carousel

>"Hey Sophia, do your Victoria impression."

kek

/ourgirl/ Ranking
1.Mana
2.Flörsch
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POWER GAP
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9001. Victoria Verstappen

Where's Stefania

let's choose a(nother) track with only 2 overtake opportunities (with DRS)

Also, how are the spectators supposed to get to the track and park?
I've been to the track last summer, there is only one narrow twisty road that leads to the track, and there is almost no parking space.

kek

who?

#
M8 it's tarmac infused with tungsten. It's fucking expensive.

Arrive Well's daughter.

I don't think that the chicane on the back straight is an overtake spot

Arrivabenis

Sebring

Finnbro
Dp you gonna rent F1 2017 from your Library again?

>tfw Hamilton starts flirting with your daughter and Bernie offers his help to ''shut'' him down

boobs

more for me then

cheers lads

Mana top girl.

>tfw graphics card prices are silly

But Flörsch is only spammed by you & that one Aussie lad desu

Flörsch just looks way too Turkish to me. Out of the two I'll stick with the piggie.

Mana still best cutie though

>Arrivabenis
Shouldn't we call her Arrivagina?

digits

Yummy. Would definitely breed and risk the half-froggish kids

Nice one, nick

can someone list /ourgirls/? I'll start
Mana
Flörsch
Victoria
Stefania
Gemma

Thats all i have, please add more to that

M O N G
O
N
G

People don't really rate VJV, right? It's just trolling, right? That thing can't possibly be considered cute/hot/not ugly.
I'm beginning to have some doubts about some of you guys.

Lady mong
Chloe Stroll

merci, ba~ka

It's more a meme

>Mistaking me for a fat Greek
Nick is incapable of that kind of bants.

Emilia too

partly. I do find her weirdly cute though. I'm just glad she doesn't speak english often because if I could understand the utter drivel she talked about in her videos, I'd drop her in a heartbeat.

you're all Nick to me

>Not wanting to have a little chub to hug and maybe fug

>tfw can't post Victoria's anal delight

Pls tell me someone saved it?

How bad could they even be in bongland? In Australia something like a 1080 is around $750 for a good deal.

Brexit hurt the British Kilogram badly, m8.

>you're all Nick to me
That's racist, Bruce.

Me on the right.

Baku better be good. Killing myself on Monday

>RB's new Tees
>Hehe g-guys we are using orange now this is not simply to appeal toothpastes a-alright
>orange has always been a Red Bull color guys I swear

>m-my time

>I own this team now

Wait, that logo is a green hue, and a yellow shirt... All is fine.

That's Australian "green and gold", m8.

that's yellow you utter bellend

It's clearly iconic McLaren (and also Renault) papaya you achromatic cunts.

>papaya

Stop thinking about food, you fat cunt.

Eat some more papaya then Nick.

Why do all your posts have to be about food you fat fuck

It's time,
the time,
for my time.

>le Rickyquokka poster

f1today.net/en/news/f1/227768/alonso-turned-down-brawn-gp-for-the-2009-season
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You have to WAKE UP

>Rickyquokka poster
what did he mean by this?

His luck/hand at picking teams is probably the worst since Mansell.

>implying it's not karma for being a massive cunt

this kills your podium

I mean I imagine a lot of drivers did that.

It was a shitbox before the first test.

Oh my god

Can't script this shit

>Your bodywork can't have holes

>Let's do a hole in the bodywork

How did they came up with this?

found the library Finn on Sup Forums

They even designed a steering wheel with winning in mind. Now he can simultaneously wave his left hand and downshift by pushing the right paddle.

>Toyota can never aspire to be this arrogant

>Your engine must use 99.9% regular petrol and you must give a sample of the fuel it uses

>Let's burn oil

How did they came up with this?

>youtube.com/watch?v=SmxudI5OvzI
wish they showed a clip of him turning onboard as well

Jenny?

Beitske
Claire

everybody would have turned them down. It was a dead mediocre team that would try and scrape by for another season and than probably die for good.
Nobody could have seen it coming before the tests.

ur mom

rude

why rude

"Spirit of Le Mans" and all that shit.
A lot of people are quite pissed off that they got dq'd for it saying that it was an ingenious solution to a problem.

Bollocks to that frankly.

I hope they are memeing

>"Spirit of Le Mans" and all that shit.


The "spirit of Le Mans" stuff people are talking about is having to turn the car off when they pit.
Le Mans was originally intended as a test of reliability, so it's always had the rule you have to turn the car off when refueling, to prove your starter motor still works, and that your engine can still start when hot.

This continues under the current rules, and the car is only allowed to be started by the driver, once the mechanics are clear.

Because the starter was fucked and needed a tap to unstick the solenoid, the mechanics had to take off the rear clamshell, tap the starter, reinstall the rear clamshell, clear the car, then get the driver to try the starter, every time the car pit. Which took fucking ages.

If the starter motor still didn't want to work, they had to repeat the entire process from step one, which meant it took double fucking ages.
(If you watch the video they actually have to tap it again after it fails to start)

So to save time they cut a hole in the bodywork so they could tap the starter without having play bodywork hokey pokey.

The problem with cutting a hole though, is that the rear clamshell is a homologated aerodynamic part, which they aerodynamically modified, and that's why they were DQ'd.

Exactly.

But people want to allow this as it is "ingenious" and "quick thinking", ignoring the fact it violates the rules.

"If the engine over heats then just run without the hood." is their train of thought.

No, go into the garage and fix your shit.

should've asked Jackie Chan to karate kick it into place

>Emilia
What did she mean by this?

my.mixtape.moe/yyoxts.mp4

>when he doesn't take the bottle to the Werststoffsammlungsautomatenstelle for you
Understandable reaction.

Couldn't they have changed the motor? I don't into Le Mans apart from rooting for Toyota

She even puts on new dresses to get her brothers test up for the race. You just know that daddy-Jos is using her as reward for Max.

you understand le mans is a race right?
spending several hours changing an engine is not feasible

and it's also not allowed

lella lombardi. btw anyone has the pics?

After a while I wondered if he meant (starter) motor.

still a lengthy stop

Depends how burried it is in the engine compartment, and how long left in the race (ie how many more pitstops with time lost removing bodywork you wouldn't have to do).

It should only be 2 bolts and 2 wires, so if it was accessible it would only take

Was single shot qualifying ever considered fair and balanced? What happened when it rained halfway through the session and the back markers were forced to do their lap in the wet?

yeah that's what i meant

obviously swapping out the engine (as compared to "motor") is ridiculous - cheers for the explanation

Yes
Even better, it was considered fair and balanced even with every driver putting the amount of fuel they wanted in the tank and it had to last for the first part of the race leading to kamikaze glory laps from backmarkers

another reason we need refueling back

How old is Victoria?

it was shit because drivers that had later runs had a better track due to all the tyre material on the track
so let's say you had a mechanical error or got crashed out the race before and go out first or second the quali for the next race, you got screwed twice

now that I think about it, in 2004 for a while or maybe the whole season they had a two shot quali where the first lap decides the order of the second one (they had one because the order meant a lot), however the first run the drove opposite result of the race before

I thought the qualifying order was determined by championship points though? So that way back markers pretty much always had a rubbered in track. I completely missed F1 when they switched to that format so I have no idea what it was like desu