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blackies out

First for Deep Purple
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BLASTING OUR WAY THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES OF Sup Forums

A wise man once said that not all tourists are numales, but all numales are tourists.

Burzum > Soyhem

Lets dedicate this thread to ABSOLUTE NU-MALE/TOURIST OBLITERATION

that's the only good slayer's album

*teleports behind you"

I WANT TO EAT SOMEBODY
EAT SOMEBODY'S FOOD

>TOURISTS
MY POSTS DEFY
>TOURISTS
HAS NO DISGUISE

>SOYER
>ELLE AWAITS

hell awaits? more like soy awaits

YES I AM
I AM THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN

RUNNING AND HUNTING AND SLASHING
AND CRUSHING AND SEARCHING
AND SEEING AND STABBING AND SHOOTING
AND THRASHING AND SMASHING AND
BURNING DESTROYING AND KILLING
AND BLEEDING AND PLEADING THEN DEATH

this kills the nu-soyboyist

>Bursoy
>Soytyricon
>Empoersoy
>Soythrone
>Soyhem
>Ensoyed
>Soygoroth
>Isoygard

second wave soy metal

>Soycafago

>Soysthur

>tfw w'll never return to that era when a rock/ metal band can be treated like superstars being flown around the world on private jets

>black metal was soy metal all along

soyboys are dying for such statement

>Absoyd

I hope someone is working on that /fat metal/ chart

>Soygeist

ITT

How did you not realize this?

Remember that power metal is anti-soyboy by nature
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i would suck both of their feminine dicks unironically

would /meatl/ go to this?

WHITE GIRLS
WHITE BOYS
WHITE POWER OVER WORLD

absolutely not

I see plenty of people who wear shirts of bands they don't listen to.
I saw a girl once wearing a Metallica shirt, of all things, and I went to talk to her because she was a qt, I try to break the ice mentioning Metallica and she asks me what I'm talking about, she didn't even know Metallica was a fucking band.

looks fine
t. sonic

Hi soyboy

>In CZ
>Goes to Masters of Rock and not Obscene Extreme
laughinggirls.jpg

>german "metal"

Imagine being at that level of mindlessness

nice youtube comment pasta

i love power metal, but there's not a single good band there. the only "good" one hasn't made anything good in almost 30 fucking years.

Hi /meal/. This is Bob. Please take a look at his all different projects

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WAR

reminder that this album is a shameless metallica ripoff with satanic lyrics

HUH

Most of these projects have several full lenght records by the way.

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[spoiler]why was British thrash so fucking corny?[/spoiler]

WOW

>posting a pic of yourself on Sup Forums
retard. and not going to listen to your shit bands

I bet you they're all half-assed and recorded in less than 30 minutes

he's certainly no Buckethead

ARARARARARARATATARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA

This is...


huh
wow

what about Rogga Johansson

>short bus retard is the name of one of the projects
>50 track CD
bob must believe quantity has a quality of its own

this album is unironically bretty gud tho

nah
at least half the poster here are females like pic related

stop saying huh wow

>Not finding the idea this this guy has recorded over a 100 goregrind records by himself fucking hilarious

huh

>where there's a huh
>there's always a WOW

wow

Is War the most

>This riff is nearly identical to Necromancy
>Huh
>Wow

>wanna fuck?

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Not a single good band outside of Loudness

>van canto

WOW

Best doom album coming through

SATAN SENDS HIS WARRIARGHS
DEMONS BREAK OUT OF HELL

>tfw you will literally N E V E R be an aimless loser in his early/mid 20s slumming it out in early 80s Brooklyn playing in different thrash/hardcore bands to 200-300 people venues, drinking a shitload of booze and doing all kinds of drugs

why

ARHAUWRHAURHHRU
ARARARRUARAGUAGURHAUR-*coughs*
ARUARGAR

WAR

WAR

How can one poster be so consistently based?

>tfw im in too many bands

i hate all of you

i wasnt ready for this feel

Any Chicagofags here wanna start a band? I've been playing guitar for 10 years and drums for about 3. Mostly interested in playing black metal or death metal

Reminder ManOWar is a pseudonym and their true, God-given name is BoyOSoy

>an aimless loser in his early/mid 20s
there's still hope for me

leave the hall

name a better band

protip: you can't

Is that the guy from Hatred

median age of this poster: 15

they were the niggers of their time doing drugs and fucking thots

>kike faggot band
wew

Is that Tommy Wisseau?

Step aside kids, this is the good stuff

you didn't name one

My bad

Dissection, Peste Noire, the list goes on...

all bands that are 6/10 and above

where does this meme come from?

Dissection literally has 1 good album, Death has like 3

>death fan is a frogposter
lmao

Post the darkest, sludgiest, most despondent, dankest, most blazed doom-stoner-sludge album you can think of.

Low production values preferred, none of that crisp sounding new wave shit, I want my skull to feel like it's being drilled.

I fucking hate my grandma, metal for this feel?

But Dissection's 1 good album is better than Death's best, also I really hope you mean Storm.

>also I really hope you mean Storm.
>not Reinakos
WEE WOO WEE WOO
CALL THE PLEB PATROL

Peter Steele is that u???