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21st century man edition

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kino

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huge nigger

Where the FUCK is the custodian?

What's worse - NEETs who scrounge from the state or NEETs who scrounge from their parents?

the mountain rides bf

>Where the FUCK is the custodian?

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

Haven't showered since sunday. You should smell my ballsack lads.

slaves who scrounge from their boss

parents

pics?

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

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yaaaaaasssss

the old clean bulk

*Convinces you to tell me which girl you like*
*Runs around the school screaming that you love her*

fancy a spliff m8s t b h

that's like asking why lefties support abortion

we'll never know, it makes no sense

@56
Not as funny as you thought it was whilst typing

What about Yanks who scrounge from Craigslist?

feeling a bit cheeky lads

he spams it every other thread, then replies to himself using the same bradley reaction image. sad!

samefag

is this an insult or a compliment ?

fashcore

Currently cutting before bulking for the first time m8. I have lost 25 pounds in 5 months and I'm still 3% away from reaching that delicious 12%bf before I can start making them serious gainz.

How do you deal with the cravings?

Sad!

looks good lad

whitebois on suicide watch

Any goth man in?
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looks horrible
dry and flavourless

lol, wonder who makes these

alri elliot haha

Chinks

>25 likes

Howling.

r/hapa

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>I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon comes this night to Messina.

bit whorish

>not r/asianmasculinity

goof'd!

business idea: invent smell-o-vision so i can sniff that lad's sweaty ballbag

business idea: patent smell-o-vision before the yank and reap the royalties

sorry I don't know my way around reddit, sheldon.

I've gone months without showering, smell doesn't really get any worse surprisingly

Bizzaro Thomas Edison

looks to be 6ft+, no thanks

bazinga!

investing all my money in stink-sight, I hear its gong to overtake smell-o-vision any day now!

The state
There's nothing wrong with scrounging from your parents as long as they can afford it and are happy to help

Just showed a bloody racist who's boss

not to you because you get used to it. it's getting worse.

>sitting in class
>talk to girl beside me
>teacher tells us to stop
>talk to her again
>teacher says "if I didn't know any better I'd think user and roisin were a couple"
>get slagged for the next 2 years because of it

why didnt you just ride her you bender

lmao

thinking about watching videodrome

SCHNAPPS

>his investment strategy isn't just buying any company with .com in their name

its easy money lads

>It's Canada day

>Canada Day

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>tfw pets.com early investor
im actually going to make it! maybe i can afford another few months' rent after all

>asianbourne

lmfao at how this guy imagines himself

All the normoids are out at the club it seems. Slow as fuck.

yodeling at the thought of a 5ft chinese dude walking towards me

watching the video of kym marsh sucking willy lads

it's great stuff

/West Sussex/

Investing everything in an esports promotion company lads
Shall be a literal billionaire in the next 5 years

i was only 10

Lads I gave some 13-14 year old birds 1p in Tesco before cos I heard them bangin on about needin a penny. Am I a nonce now?

/gf/ is breaking up with lads

would attend a richard spencer rally if there was one in my area desu

investing in a new build lads

>would attend a richard spencer rally if there was one in my area desu

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Yes

never get these images. what if they just took a shit and don't have any poo in their arse?

to be fair this looks far better than any reddit meet up

how does it feel to know that that guy (AnnSkellington) DMd me a picture of his dick 8 months ago?

its pretty big (~7 inches) and it curves like a corkscrew aha

gonna get a few pics to share with widow palm and her 5 lovely daughters?

Literally in love with one of my best friends

*Rolls around on the floor, meowing*

Knew I should of kept that penny

Gf constantly complains that she's fat lads. This seems to be a trend I've noticed with women

same

Any Manchester lads in? I have a question

Twink?

there is always feces particulates in someones bum if anything

anything decent on tv tonight?

>woman wants compliments

Shocking

i went there once, can i help?

left or right?

wrong

Ignore it, nothing you say can be correct.
You tell them they aint & they dont believe you, tell them they are and you know the rest

No it's a girl

There are more bacteria in your mouth than your arsehole lads. #madfacts

BASED BLACK MAN

anyone here got a fleshlight? thinking of getting a couple

I reeee'd very hard when he didn't pick right