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Much Ado about nothing edition.

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any canada day plans lads?

came my pants lads

non-whites? not fan.

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

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>Just got in before the nonce thread

Close one.

if you had an infinite number of monkeys what would you do with them?

usually don't like german threads but u did good hans

don't like to be seen condoning pedophillia and anime by posting in those threads

Depends, how did I come to acquire these monkeys?

sneaky danejew with your early threads fuck off

making nanaimo bars

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jocks are pretty funny until you actually meet one

nonce

>Tfw 6'5" and built like a rugby prop

Would literally crush any runtoid in this thread into dust.

despise so called scottish people who type in their accent

>subjectively, i value my independence and free time more than the status i get from being employed.

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

train them in agriculture

get them to write me up some shakespeare

coalesce them into big massive ball so large that fusion would begin and it would become a star

or would it instantly become a supermassive blackhole since there are infinite?

Bad plan, there's always more monkeys to train

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

dane

>2%

explore outer space, i have the mass for fuel now.

Been to Kirkcaldy and a nearby place called burnt island both grim t b h

nah too late the monkeys have ran away

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>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

thats romeo and juliet

Take over the world.

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES

>I've whitelisted

St Edmund will always be the true patron saint of England not that Palestinian Turk

Weekend going great so far.

sco.wikipedia.org

Fuck
Hey nonny nonny

>Featurt airticle
>Margaret Thatcher

alri boring cunt

>Wait all week for the weekend
>too tired from being wagecuck when it comes
>waste it and do nothing

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HATE "gym culture"

LOVE the feeling of my muscles trying to explode out my skin

TUNE BOYS

youtube.com/watch?v=VwXeN2FsE7w

>HATE "gym culture"

>LOVE the feeling of my muscles trying to explode out my skin

Tha Unitit Kinrick o Great Breetain an Northren Ireland (UK), (Inglis: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) is a sovrein state in wastren Europe.

The UK is a poleetical union o fower kintras: Ingland, Wales an Scotland oan tha iland o Great Breetain; an Northren Ireland on tha iland o Ireland, alang wi ither ilands athort the warld.

Northren Ireland is tha anerlie pairt o the UK that haes a laundmairch, that it haes wi tha Republic o Ireland. Apairt frae thon the UK is surroonded bi tha Atlantic Ocean, tha German Ocean, tha Inglis Chainnel an tha Erse Sie. Tha mukkilest iland, Great Breetain, is jyned ti Fraunce an Continental Europe bi tha unnersie Chainel Tunnel.

Tha UK haes a population o aboot 60 million. Maist fowk in tha UK spaeks Inglis, but monie ither leids is spak.

The caipital ceitie o tha Unitit Kinrick is Lunnon, whilk ligs in tha sooth-eist o Ingland. Tha Pairlament o tha Unitit Kinrick is hauden at Wastmeinster in Lunnon. Houaniver, Scotland hauds its ain Pairlament (in Edinburgh) an Wales an Northren Ireland thair ain legislative Assemblies forby (in Cairdiff an Belfast respekivlie).

Awoo!

Cute

DETEST the scotch race

beer before or after wine?

Not a syllable

>get an email
>see it's from Louis CK

Hello folks. It’s been a long time since I’ve written to you. I’m doing it now because I’m offering a new film on my site and app called “Check It”. Here’s a trailer.
Check It is a documentary that I saw a little over a year ago at the Tribeca film festival here in New York. Steve Buscemi is an executive producer on the film and we were, at the time, winding up production of our series “Horace and Pete” (also still available on my site/app). Anyway Pete, I mean Steve! invited me to a screening of this film and I went because he’s a good guy.
The film knocked me right over. It was an amazing emotional ride. It was funny and moving, I learned a lot and it gave me a lot to think about after.
"Check It" was made over 4 years. Directed by Toby Oppenheimer and Dana Flor. It’s about a gay black street gang in DC (the only one documented in the country) made up of kids who were living on the streets and easy targets for violence and harrasment. They started this gang to protect each other. They made a family where they didn’t have one.
It’s not an easy film. It takes on life right where the rubber hits the road. What made me love it was just the kids themselves. They are like any kids, like anyone’s children. They are trying to cope against terrible odds, they are funny and full of hope and life. Their lives are difficult and complex. They are very generous in sharing this with the filmmakers and you, if you watch the film.

having a patron saint who was born in your country is tryhard desu

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT UUUUS
sir

SNP should be burned at the stake 2bh

Why is Green so low? I thought they were far left?

Not reading a word of this

post your ancestry lads

no sheeds allowed

100% josh worthington

just watched jess willard vs jack dempsey

hella frickin brutal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche

>The Daily Mail, in its serialization, commented thus on the book: "The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’"[

>The daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis[3] she was educated at the Jews Free School, Camden Town

Wine on beer is very dear. Beer on wine will cause some pain. Or something like that. Basically always progress in alcohol content with your drinks, otherwise your hangovers will be even more biblical than they already are. I hate runts that expect you to join their rounds of liquor shots while you're still sipping beers.

so SNP are overrepresented and the rest are pretty much fine in terms of the percentage of the general populace that are bent
fewer gays in SNP please

Deano

Mboko

I'm a roman of greek origin

Serious question, is there a book about why scots such leftie mongs?

You're twisting my melon man

>Anyway Pete, I mean Steve!
ah yes, the so called ever popular yank humour

t. Ngolo, friend of Mboko

Trying to comfort myself with the thought of spending money on a rowing machine so that I can do something for my health without having to attend a sweatymen cave.

do people in the uk say this?

Why do Jews want less white people?

right m8 ty

liquour then beer, in the clear
beer then liquour, never been sicker

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Where does Kopparberg Mixed Fruits factor into this heady mix?

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hello nigger

only if you're a 90s ecciehead from manchester

dunno greens are irrelevant outside brighton

i will never understand how greens can be so fanatically pro immigration. how are we supposed to live in a green society with the current levels of immigration

No, now fuck off

you're twisting my melon dude.

its an eccie no a piercing pmsl

alri lad

talk so hip man you're twisting me melon man
call the cops

Mugged me off there lad, you can stay

>This anti-Conservative position—reminiscent of the pre-1886 electoral position—has been attributed to Margaret Thatcher's perceived advocacy of American monetarist policies that were leading to the closure of traditional Scottish industries. This was at odds with the past Scottish Unionist position of "service to others and to the community" and was graphically illustrated by the cool reception she received at the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland when she made her "Sermon on the Mound".

funny thing is that it never used to be like that, conservatives (read: unionists) were the biggest party in scotland in the 1950s

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Because pollution can only be caused by white people m8.

King George and Old England forever!

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>and Irish
>Master race

Oh I am laffing

ethnonationalism is the answer

Complete bollocks.

Finished my last day of school yesterday.

There is a Leavers Ball which seems to be some sort of ghastly yank prom-inspired event where everyone gets together one last time for drinks and music.

I hate school. hated hated hated hated hated it. I'm very happy to be going to university and although i did make friends at school im completely willing to totally cut ties and never see any of them ever again.

my mum really wants me to go and keeps badgering me about it cause she spent 20 quid on the tickets and is incredibly tightfisted. i dont want to spend one millisecond longer at this school than i have to.

what should i do? go or no go?

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kino

youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw
50min of bliss

Gas the Thebans, Peloponnesian War now

What do we about the "gay problem"?

FUCK OFF literal child

literal actual child