Ask someone who met Jessica Chastain last night at a Q&A of her new film 'Miss Sloane' anything

Ask someone who met Jessica Chastain last night at a Q&A of her new film 'Miss Sloane' anything.

whats the best way to get rid of mice?

What's your name and address

What is the difference between a binomial random variable and a poissum random variable

jessica is a poor mans bdh

nice tits. i wana suck em

How do I shot web?

Bryce Dallas Howard > Jessica Chastain

why do i hate myself

How did her feet look in person?

Did she smell nice?

Did you actually meet her or did you just look at her while she did the Q&A? Did you ask her anything?

>poissum

>jessica has a better face
>and isn't fat

Bdh was only hot in Jurassic world and nothing else

What does she taste like?

But seriously the only reason a dude should talk about a chick is after he fucks her. What game did you use on her? A woman is a woman.

ya'll need to shut the fuck up

She's hot in everything she's in.

She was actaully very incredibly beautiful in person. In pictures she looks great but in person she has this "wow" factor.

Yes I did. About that, after the Q&A she did a meet and greet, very personal right in front of the theater she spoke in, people just lined up in the middle aisle. I spoke to her, introduced myself and she was super sweet. We took a picture together, I did no hover hand- it was on her waist and her hand on my inside shoulder.

She is very small. With heels on she was like 5'4 and half.

did you get to smell her pusy?

What does her smell like ._.

I don't know, obviously, but she smelled very nice, not like perfume but good.

She laughed at something I said and said I was a "cool guy" in like a funny way because I was being casual about it.

shes a hot piece of pussy

Did she stinky pit attacked you?

Please say yes

How firm are her tits?

Post the picture
Block your face out if you want, as long as people can reverse search it to see if there are any other results

Eh. Very good but not like perfume. Some people smell like strongly of perfume or cologne but she was natural and I guess "fresh".

I liked her movie a lot. It's worth a watch and she is an immensely talented actress. She is really down to earth, her mannerisms and way she answered questions and addressed people or the crowd was like she was not conceited.

She even apologized to us because she had another Q&A to go to and she had to give every person only a little time (like a minute or 2) whereas in the beginning people were just talking to her for a bit.

It was in Manhattan in Union Square at the Regal theater. Normal priced tickets, very little promotion of it, you had to be on an email list to actually know about it. There was no large outward promotion, it was a private matter and the theater was sold out.

Get better taste, shitstain

What? You said you took a picture together, presumably that was yours unless she's taking pictures of fans for her own fucking collection, so post it

Because you haven't learned to love yourself yet. Even if you aren't special or going to be somebody famous, you have just one chance to live life and in this experience you like everyone else deserve to feel loved atleast by yourself if only.

Google the venue if you think it's not real, not everyone needs to post proof just because it grants you satisfaction. If you believe I'm lying then fine, but a simple google search will show the event promo.

Tickets were $16.

For anyone that's wondering. The film dealt with lobbyists in the US and addressed several issues surrounding problematic areas in politics today.

Did she have the overall "mommy" factor?

Did she offer you a tug?

not him, but the event exist mean fuck all to you not lying about you being there

that just like people saying they are related to the 9/11 event and then when people ask for proof, you go and said "well just google the event, it happened"
the analogy is a bit shit but you get the gist of it

Personally, and I'm aware of the "mommy cinematic universe" posting that goes on around here... I would say no. She looks very young and has a very vibrant in youthful demeanor in how she carries herself out. She appears to be very happy and it was contagious.

I had no idea what her age was beforehand, but out of curiosity I googled it, honestly she could quite easily pass fot a 19 or 20 year old. But she is so talented in her acting, it would make you think she acts very seriously, she has a normal bubbly personality.

No.

But when I reached to shake her hand she simultaneously reached out. If for nothing, that atleast shows she is a very genuine person. She laughed at something I said, even gave me a compliment when I hadn't given her one (oops) I spoke to her like I was speaking to someone I wanted to talk with and see that's all.

When we went to take the photo she got close, out her hand on my inside shoulder (like over it but not around me) and I put my hand around her and on her waist.

She said it was nice meeting me and I said it was nice meeting her too.

Does anyone here have any questions about the film or the actual Q&A conversation or are you all just going to ask me what did she smell like and what her feet looked like?

We don't discuss movies 'round these parts

>breaking news
>dumb attentionwhoring nigger has terrible taste

Is this the single best thing to ever happen in your shitty life op? sad.

do youy think she wa wearing panty?

Jessica is far more better. Fuck you,

How pathetic
Why would anyone lie avout sonething this mundane? Do you think people are that desperate to impress strangers on the internet? I guess you apparentpy are. Normal people arent.

To be fair, not many people are going to be able to discuss the film when they haven't yet seen, or even heard about, it so it's understandable that they'd ask you questions like that, especially considering this is Sup Forums. I mean you opened with "Ask someone who met Jessica Chastain..."

>Do you think people are that desperate to impress strangers on the internet?
Are you a member of the human race? People will find any opportunity to impress anyone, especially on the internet. Do you honestly believe OP made this thread because he wanted to talk about her new movie? No... assuming his story is true, he's still basking in the afterglow of the experience, and wants to take advantage of it.

Are you the guy that touched her hand that one time?

did you call her mommy

Well apparently. She spoke in depth about how she submerges herself in her roles and tries to obtain 1st hand perspective of the role if possible. For Miss Sloane she actually google "female lobbyists" and got in touch with them. She met some of the very few female lobbyists in DC, and actually shadowed them to prepare for her role. She would note how being a female affected the lobbyist job these women had in that they pushed hard to appear as hardened and serious individuals with no time to be not taken seriously. This would mankfest even in small ways like having black shades of nail polish that was a recurring theme among all the female lobbyists she met. They tried hard, perhaps harder than men do, to appear in a strong powering way, they took their image very seriously.

Well I certainly don't regret it in any way. I can't imagine a better way to enjoy a nice Saturday night then attending a movie with a q&a with an actor of the film afterwards.

I mean, I met Jessica Chastain last night while you angrily shitposting on Sup Forums or fapping to trap porn so

Um, yeah I think so. She was dressed nicely and conservatively, not overtly sexy but she is so good looking she could make jeans and a t shirt look sexy. Just some pink top with long sleeves, no cleavage and it had a black bow on the collar with a business skirt and heels.

She looked great.

Yeah that's why ignored him.

Well I thought people might be interested in what she is like in person since I see her being posted in "mommy" threads so often... Obviously there is a fanbase here, I figured it would be appreciated.

Or you can post another bane thread or some other nonsensical typical Sup Forums thread OP. I'm trying to contribute something besides memes or whatever it is.

It's also an opportunity to ask what the q&a was about and how the movie was. But you're entitled to keep trying to berate me over not posting my picture from last night.

Did she smell like a mommy?

What did she smell like?

Known her for years.

Juniper
Vanilla
Roasted cauliflower
(Not at the same time)

She is not "hot" in person, and when the camera face is off, no one comes over to talk to her ( but I always say that's cause people shy away when I'm sporting my tats)

have you jerked off to the thought of her?

Do you know her intimately?

how do her feet smell in person?

what do you do for work

do you enjoy it

how could I get into that line of work or something similar to it (qualifications, locations, ect)

did you meet anyone else/have you met anyone else

best/worst stories if youve met anyone
did you watch the movie and what did you think

are you going to see any other movies and do this with somebody else

When ur weewee went up her butt, were there 2 little poops in there that smiled at your penis and said hi?

she has no tits though

Who needs tits when she has a fat juicy ass?

you right

>Juniper
>Vanilla
>Roasted cauliflower
what is that?

MOMMMY!

I WANT MILKKKKKKK!

HERESY

BDH is superior.

who needs a trip on an anonymous image board

test

These are very personal questions. I have two jobs, one of them is Sup Forums related having to do with videos.

Yes I enjoy what I do.

You need connections, and a skillset. Whether you want to work as a gaffer or light design or behind the camera or in production, you need to develop the skills and knowledge necessary for it. You have to be marketable which requires a portfolio, and you need equipment or access too equipment if you want to freelance.

Move to a big city, there will be more work available.

I saw a screening of Only God Forgives with a q&a with Refn. I got his signature on the sleeve of a blu ray of Drive because I had the forsight to bring it with me when I went. Several people were jealous about it.

If the opportunity arises sure I would do this again. Every now and then they do these things in NYC, you just need to keep your ears open/have good luck to find out about them.

Oh and when I went to the Refn screening I also made a thread just like this.

Did it seem like she was wearing a thong?

>She is very small. With heels on she was like 5'4 and half

Weird, she doesn't like petite