Be Mexican

>Be Mexican
>Tell white girls that I'm Italian

Works every time. Checkmate, gringos.

Okay.

Can't trust a fucking thing you people say.

Truly subhuman

Chicano Power

Never trust shitskins

Italians and mexicans are essentially the same

that does work. I can shift from white to hispanic depending on how much sun I get. thanks for the brown hair, mum.

Mexicans are brotier

So basically best of both worlds, huh?

Why not say Spanish bro?

I can shift from white to italian just by getting in my fucking sick car

Why not tell them you're Arab?

>be Italian
>people think I'm Mexican

>trust me, I'm Italian

Stfu spic trash

The only thing your people have ever contributed are tacos

>speak italian
>people talk to me in broken spanish

I guess it's easy to fake greasy hair.

What about their thicc women? Or is that just a lie from americlap tv?

>be Croatian
>people think I'm German

>Italian
>mexican
Same amount of shame to be honest.

Must suck going through life having to repudiate who and what you were born as.

Sure thing Paco.

t. Italian in Arizona

Italy has had a more stable government

DELET THIS

You can pretend to be Italian all you want, it won't change your Mongoloid rapebaby genes.

>meatball grease
>taco grease

Still a dirty grease ball diego

Nothing to be proud of, since most of them are t*rks.

HAHAH

9/10

inb4 buttmad Spics

sure buddy

FUCK YOU IM MEXICAN

sure buddy, what your saying is totally not offensive to us Mexicans

LOL UGLY BRIT

If you can pass for Italian and you have the right attitude and nindset, I'm willing to accept you as a white man. No need to thank me.

>Be Albanian
>People say I look Dinaric