>watching porn
>notice a car couch in the room
>notice the tile, the mantle, the tree with legs
IT'S THE FUCKING HOUSE FROM THIS MASTERPIECE. THE HOUSE HAS BEEN IN TONS OF MOVIES AND PORNOS.
Watching porn
Matthew Adams
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Ayden Collins
a talking cat!?!
Henry Wright
Also the actress who plays the mom starred in a 1970's Alice in Wonderland porno that I remember watching long before I ever knew of this movie. THINGS ARE CONNECTING. MEME MAGIC IS TWISTING REALITY.
Hunter Carter
Yeah, the director mostly makes gay softcore videos. This is well-known. Did you not notice that half the people in this movie are lisping, baby-faced early-20s twinks?
John Anderson
It wasn't a porno made by the director though. There's been pornos in the house with fairly high profile stars. Alexis Texas, Dani Jensen, etc.
Noah Jenkins
>Eric Roberts
Haha your kidding
Right?
Ethan Phillips
We need to find the address of this house.
Carson Wood
Right, it's a porn studio/location. So when a gay porn director is looking to make his awful family film debut, he doesn't just suddenly have a Rolodex full of legit film-industry contacts and shooting locations, he just calls up his regular producer and says "Hey is anybody using the Malibu fuckhouse this weekend? No? All right order me up a couple of barely-legal gay-faced candyasses, a freaky-looking gay old circus carney, an aging porn queen, and a cat, we're gonna make something the whole family can enjoy"
Austin Edwards
what must the process have been like to find a cat that looks like eric roberts, that's what i want to know
Parker Perez
that IS Eric Roberts, dude. It's just makeup and prosthetics. guy's a fucking pro
Leo Smith
Nope.
Thomas Myers
It's time you learnt of David Decoteau, user
Evan Davis
What was that internet show/podcast/whatever that was filmed on a porn set?
Brandon Nguyen
i remember seeing it on google maps via a reddit thread. It's actually really fucking far from the nearest city and seems to be in the middle of nowhere
Thomas Hall
"Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama"
Thanks user!
Nathan Smith
It's worth mentioning that "Mary Crawford" is David DeCoteau's pseudoname for kids films
And he's made multiple kids films using the same fuckhouse and different twink actors
He probably uses his kids films to audition actors for his gay porn
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Landon Cooper
And no doubt he just sends Eric Roberts an email offering him a couple of hundred bucks to record himself saying a couple of things and send it over.
Benjamin Baker
It's the American equivalent of "that pool"
Jeremiah Moore
>ons, he just calls up his regular producer and says "Hey is anybody using the Malibu fuckhouse this weekend? No? All right order me up a couple of barely-legal gay-faced candyasses, a freaky-looking gay old circus carney, an aging porn queen, and a cat, we're gonna make something the whole family can enjoy"
If there's ever a "based on a true story"-type film based on the making of A Talking Cat?!, I want this to be the first fucking line.
Nicholas Johnson
I want a full biopic of David DeCouteau
Landon Ortiz
Can you blame him? That seems to be the best way to get some fresh twinks. Find some gay boy wanna be actor chasing his dreams to make it big in hollywood. Give him a role in your shitty family movie that you use to launder movie and no one will see. Keep dangling a carrot in front of him of his hopes and dreams of making it big. Destroy his spirit and throw him in some gay porn so he can pay the bills.