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>13 posts early
Where the FUCK is the custodian?
feel like every day we test the janny more and more
hes gonna snap soon
Post the pepe that best sums your feelings right now
think the fact i post here and sub to a few alt right youtubers would make a gov't intelligence agency like the NSA not hire me because they think i'm a white nationalist terrorist?
really miss having a gf lads
just seeing all these couples out and about on a friday evening having a good time, I miss just having someone to go to the pub to or even just talk to
now here I am on an anime imageboard talking to anonymous people
boss man parred me off even more by flogging me frozen cod that tastes grim af
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
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iktfm. we're going to make it one day, the only thing we can do is to hold out and do the best we can in the meantime
23 posts early mate bump limit is 310
not for a low level job
if you get high up the ranks then maybe
the severity of the background checks starts off quite low but increases very fast
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IT'S A FUCKING OUTRAGE IS WHAT IT IS
cant be that clever if he's stacking shelves mate
but yeh most religious people are conditioned to believe because their family believes. just a learnt behaviour like everything else. a shame really.
god save us from religion
nice wholesome post but fuck off yank
you still on for the BOMB ATTACK NIGGERS MUSLIMS JEWS TERROR RETRIBUTION JUSTICE WHITE RACE ?
get me a thimble full of kopparberg and I'm your man
i work at a consultancy
he's legitimately like iq of 130.
one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with a bf you love and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright
>shoes in bed
FOY
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doing some very lengthy farts
hate fronerges hate muslems hate puffs hate special needs
love pints simple as
homosexuals are never happy.
Anyone here work at The Range?
>already get to do this
Feel blessed
why do you call them gays then?
Homosexual here, feeling very happy.
>tfw had a gf i loved
>tfw craved being away from her
>tfw she's gone now
>tfw just want her back
what did my feelings mean by this
is it me or are skydiving instructors always ridiculously handsome bearded blokes with nice arses
No, they won't hire you because you aren't smart or capable enough
i was happy back when i had a bf tbqh
You're a dumb cunt?
theory: the chinese are causing global warming so when invade canada and its 27 degrees theyll feel right at home
Was unironically approached by Mi5 in uni.
alri lads, going to abseil a negro.
Rasheed
Posters above are gay
Enjoy it now, you'll be burning in hell soon enough
AAAAH STOP POSTING THESE CUNTS
Fuck off krauts
I'm happy
I will as soon as the yanks admit they're worse drivers.
the chinese are leading the world in renewable energy.
>goes to hell
>its actually significantly colder than my room right now
that wasnt so bad
how old are you
cause your either old as balls or a liar
they stopped the tap-on-shoulder recruitment like 10 years ago and only started it again last year
t. my dad was approached at oxford, just like you claim to have been
I'll always be in love with him, my heart won't stop hurting
love jumping in Sup Forums conversations without announcing "not him but" and seeing newfags/redditors stumble trying to connect my post with previous ones that were not me instead of simply realizing that i'm a different person since it's an anonymous imageboard
>Milo Yiannoppanonce
>tfw wide hips
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doesnt work on flagboards that much tho does it
question:
why have upper british class girls become like weird valley-girls? I saw 2 very posh girls on 2 separate occasions in the last week.
The first was on her laptop saying:
'Yahh So Emily Was Like In France Helping Out Refugees, But I Was Feeling Like So Stressed With Uni I Just Couldn't Go and I Felt Like So Totally Bad About It, But Then She Isn't That Much Of A Friend, I mean She's A Friend But Not Like That If You Know What I Mean'
the other was talking with the same stupid posho accent with tthat weird new uni-up speak shit
'So Guys Like I Was Talking To Hannah And She Told Me The Guys From X College Were Taking The Fancy Dress Party Like Very Seriously Like Harvey Posho-Twatson Is Apparently Coming In A Leotard, I Think We Need To Seriously Improve Our Outfits'
How the fuck do you exist being this much of a vapid fannyflap?
hate how my brother talks to his kids with his poncey middle-class 'please do what I ask' tone
FFS my dad grew up working class and would shout at us and therefore we knew he fucking meant business and were scared shitless of him
my borther's kids meanwhile just laugh at him while he's doing his 'NOOO DAS NAUT ROOOIGGHT!'
upward mobility was a mistake
Graduated in 2005. Fuck sake I'm old.
Are most brits actually this retarded? That they think the average person speeding 20 over on a highway is exclusive to britain? Roaring over here
Fresh off the boat, from kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on by saying stupid jokes that your little furry ladyboi cuntsucking friends would give (You)'s for. None of that here. You don't rate your dick. You don't . This ain't , kid. This is . We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to , you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Rolled a cheeky spliff lads
>yanks even DARE compare driving in their retardomatics to driving on country roads here
getting very angry lads
gives you a great butt though, innit
t. widehipped fella
paedo grandpas OUT
No I'm saying our actual speed limits are actually higher you dumb dodging cunt.
there are fewer opportunities since it needs to be a leaf post, but then it's much more effective
on id boards (and i guess Sup Forums with user flags) it's even better because you can get accused of proxy samefagging
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
haha love this
not a bender so i'd rather have massive shoulders thanks
does give me a natural advantage for squats and deadlifts though
STOP POSTING KEYWORDS
foy
Got a source for that or more riveting "I know more about your country than you do" anecdotal evidence?
>gif
fuck off
again, you've never actually driven here have you?
girls like guys with tight arses
At least they stay on their own retard continent and don't share a border with us.
Gay pride!
>american drivers
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Please, fill me in on your riveting personal anecdotes about how you drive so much faster in the UK, it means a lot to me
>an hour and a half of slavery left
>an americoon criticising others for commenting on their country
you really shouldn't have replied to me ISLAM DEATH EXPLOSIVES LONDON PARIS NEW YORK 9/11
>perverts making up sick fanfictions are unique to the LGBTQA+ community
ummm, no sweety x
Unironically great post
please comment on this
get a new gf
I bet she has a new bf
Well you can fall for chains of silver
You can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers
and the promises they hold
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah
Now you just say "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him"
who /henley/ here?
AYO HOL UP...
this is why americans need massive trucks
they need to pull their wives around
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2bh though, getting high on crystal meth and having orgies with random strangers isn't as common in London's straight community as it is in its gay one.
why have you capitalised every word
very off putting
Shan't even be letting a single syllable be entering my eyelids lad
This is going to be a losing battle for you
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because they do that upseak thing. Where everything sounds like a question?
genuinely in tears
why are queers such perverted degenerates?
was it a dolphin in a bathtub
might have a wank lads
i dont get it
Just in case anyone wants it, it's the theme to John Adams, an absolutely kino show
>yanks prefer something like to actually driving through the woods on a regular road