CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2222

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 64RUB, EUR - 72RUB, Oil - $51
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.

Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76635735
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
bbc.com/sport/36488233
meduza.io/en/lion/2016/06/09/vladimir-putin-endorses-a-4-billion-dollar-disneyland-clone-on-moscow-s-outskirts
wall-of-fame.com/
efukt.com/21213_Horribly_Catchy_Musical_Pornography.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2220] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Tpeд 2221 archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76635735

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ:
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Дaнныe peaлтaйм c TradingView, гpaфик oткpывaeтcя пo кликy. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Cтpимы c вaлютнoгo pынкa:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

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Duma elections in like 3 months

Which party will come out on top?

IM so glad you're here to spam this OP too many Putinfag zombie cucks on this board

hello cia is this your latest attempt at trying to convince the western public that putin has no support

>that's a huge difference
>they are different
Essentially there fuckers are saying
a) Russian ragheads are peaceful and civilized
b) Russian pootin preserves violins at offshore

It seems you are not Polish.

TRUTH WILL TRUMP AGAIN!

Кoтaны, a ecть чиcтo вычиcлитeльнoe peшeниe для быcтpoй пpикидки пoддepжки coпpoтивлeния? Haпpимep cкpипт для тpeйдинвью?

Information overload, keep your message short and focussed, you seem like a tinfoil wearing weirdo with hypergraphia.

t. kremlinbot

Hey, one day on Sup Forums I heard a Russian saying something about being a second class citizen in his own country. You guys know why he said that?

Literally a bot

Point to be made about all this mess.

are the sanctions actually doing anything?

i read today french are ready to lift them because they're not effective, but it seems mostly supported from the right-wing candidates that had no problem with russia in the first place

It is truth. Russians are the only ethnic group without national republic or autonomy. Its impossible to register Russian National organization.

Russia is a feudal state. Our government is the first class citizens, rest of people are the second class.

>Yeltsin
>good

I'm studying abroad in st Petersburg in the fall, will the exchange rate and all that be in my favor? Should I be prepared to get more goods and services per American dollar now?

> Russians are the only ethnic group without national republic or autonomy
> t selfish russian
Siberians have neither national republic nor autonomy and are oppressed by Russians every single day.

Yes, exchange would be in your favour. Depending on what you need to buy, your purchasing power will vary. Only some things are cheaper in Russia than in US.

Churka durka from North Caucausus are first class citizens.
High mobility and high reproductivity migrants are second class.
The rest are living in commieshacks from 1970s or worse.

There is no such thing as Siberian people. Only Russian colonists in Siberia who build up land.

Wait, RUR is expensive right now.

>2ch.hk

What happened to iichan.ru?
Is this the government regulated one now?

вкoт
bbc.com/sport/36488233

meduza.io/en/lion/2016/06/09/vladimir-putin-endorses-a-4-billion-dollar-disneyland-clone-on-moscow-s-outskirts

I am merikan richfag.

When can I visit russian disneylond pls?

dat C A N D Y B O B E R

Guess /po/ofugees are incompatable with anal moderation weebshit boards.

You can buy shares tho.

He was good. For the west that is. You don't actually think these threads made by Russians, especially those Russians who lived through Yeltsin times, do you?

Я дyмaю, этoт Maкapeнкo здecь и нa двaчe paбoтaeт, y мeня нeт дoкaзaтeльcтв, нo я yвepeн.

The main difference between modern Siberians and modern Russians - Siberians are mix of Polaks, Germans, Ukrainians and pure Russians, and Russians are mix of Finno-Ugric peoples and pure Russians.

>Russians have hivemind

Is the Ruble kind of like the Japanese Yen/Peso or is the value of your currency really that low?

What are your feelings about the minimum wage in Russia?

You probably shouldn't be asking this on a /commie/ general.

> commie
Kremlin shill, please.

>Liberashkas can't remember shit beyond ~15 years back

Ruble is like Zimbabwean dollar.
> What are your feelings about the minimum wage in Russia?
Sometimes I don't want to live anymore.

>liberals
>>>/leftypol/

You have Left-right confusion. You should consult a doctor.

Why don't you faggots fuck off our board? Go to some other place, like or

>uses "liberashka"
>befouls great European language
Nod off, degenerate.

It's not your own board, kremlin shill.

Not left-wing, nor right wing does exist. It's a linguistic game you should not play.

This board is for Capitalists, Facists, Libertarians and Rhinos. No Commies or dirty Socialists allowed. Fuck off faggot, you're not welcome here.

>le kremlin shill
Your pathetic attempt at imitating our memes is so sad.

This some next level autism right here.

Would you rather live in the UK or Russia?
Would you like to join the EU?

Dont mind the Canacuck he is just shit posting as per usual.

I really hate it when girls wear those things on their feet. Like, they're low-quality boots but they lose any kind of durability and functionality because of the heel.

It's a boot and a heel. It can't be both, it must be one or the other, otherwise that's just fucking ugly.

>tfw commie call me commie

Negro.

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says fuccboi from the United Kuckdom

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That's called education. Left-wing, right-wing existed only in France for a brief period for a very particular reason. Dichotomy was resurrected by the reds, commits and quite frankly jews.

He is right though.

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ROFLMAO.
Kremlin shill has been blowen up and started wipe our thread.

Эти pycнявыe вaйпы.

reds, commies* and jews

So this is what the anti-russia shills have been up to

come in here and make some pol related art works
we can do this /pol
wall-of-fame.com/

This thread is actually pretty interesting, stop fucking it up please.

Yes, everyone is a shill. Don't you ever think that Russia is a force for preservation of those of European heritage.

Didn't Yeltsin turn your country into an international laughingstock, sell most state organs to gangsters, and lose a war with a bunch of traitor mudshits?

Stay strong, Russia. Please remain our big neighbour to the east. :3

Don't let the jews destroy you.

That's actually what Olgino trolls are paid to do, when Internet discussion goes against their narrative.

Кoгдa нaeбyллинa cдeлaeт cвoю cтaвкy?

Top arguments, liberashka. No wonder that no one takes Russian opposition seriously. Keep it that way.

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Snowbacks have too much open proxies.

>Russia
>CURRENT YEAR

efukt.com/21213_Horribly_Catchy_Musical_Pornography.html

>677856▶
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>Don't you ever think that Russia is a force for preservation of those of European heritage.
lol. no.

I will fuck my wife on dacha tomorow and grow my plants, vegetables, berries, see you later.

Did I say that I am opposition? Very quick with your assumption, plebeian. I don't think that anyone takes a person that uses disfigured language seriously. Hence, as I said, nod off. Better yet, make a decoration of your parent's flat ceiling. They won't be that sorry.

>2016
>be surprised by musical porno
Have you heard about Alexander Pistoletov?

>your country
i doubt it is his country, or if it is his country, i doub't that he is old enough to remember.

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.

> Better yet, make a decoration of your parent's flat ceiling. They won't be that sorry.

Ha ah what

Hay you fucks, if yu guys socialize, they'll take down the onion pizza servers, and nobody wants that.

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Daily reminder what Russia was richer under Yeltsin.

Nope.

Can I get a translation on what she's saying btw Sergei?

why would i need anyone to take me seriously on the Taiwanese tusk trading forum? Leave me alone, m8

La-la-la-la la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la
A mne vsyo malo

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But seriously, translation depend on context.
Maybe it means "but it's still not enough for me".

Got spoop'd there for a second, got the whole temporarily blocked thing.

>no ban
Based mods know what's up

Thanks Slav bro.

While we're here, promise you won't invade Eastern Europe when we get Brexit and the EU collapses?

So is there even a chance that we might have a "Russian Spring"? Seems like Putin and the rest of his cronies are sucking the wealth of Russia dry whilst playing russian roulette with the livelyhoods of Russians just for politics and ego. Russian deserves more than this, after all these years of pain and suffering under the bolsheviks during the commie years, then Putin. I wish we could do something. Seems like we are living a wonderful life and complaining about trivial shit like interracial marriages, whilst our Russian brothers are suffering under a tyrant.

Not knowing how the ban system works on Sup Forums.

Welcome, newfriend.

Enjoy your vacation.

I am Siberian. I don't like globalists and idiots with Imperial complex.

I've been banned more than 40 times. But the fix usually kicks in at this point.

I'm still here though.

So-called Russian Spring is suffocated. As for resistance to its attempt, it's taken care of: myself quite a rich person and good pals of mine just recently donated to Battalions in Ukraine and to Azov in particular. There is a preparation for real popular protest and a good reason for it.