To what port do you think the S.S. Tsu is heading this summer?

to what port do you think the S.S. Tsu is heading this summer?

Jail.

Assuming he actually brings bunch of gay dudes and hot girls as a cover up. What stops any of those people selling their stories to the tabloids?

Mykonos, like every other celebrity. Saw Totti here 2 days ago desu

Why is Pedro hanging out with TSU?

I still can't decide whether he's actually gay or just a weird fucking dude

Is Tsu in the middle of a Papu Dance there?

Non-disclosure agreements.

both

He's a complete man really. He can fuck handsome men for fun and beautiful women for offspring. It's not a matter of being gay or straight.

>He can fuck beautiful women for offspring
That's not how Ronaldo reproduces.

just saw in a interview ronaldo saying that hes in love with his girlfriend

cute desu

world scup

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Complete package. Shame he's bot

Brighton most likely.

How do I get invited to boat parties like this? How do you become friends with rich and/or famous people?

Need to be gay and have good body

This is why there is a discloser that family and friends will get a fine for millions of euros after death+ can't say anything till 70 years after his death.

how to achieve tsu-mode?

Guantanamo Bay hopefully

why do his abs looks so unsymmetrical?

They will sail to the Tsuuuuushima Strait.

probably too whatever port this girl from last summer is at

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those are some tight bodies.

>would rather hold a phallus-like metal pole than a woman

yeah shes all over him too

>Imagine being...

They're clearly going to liverpool la, even javi martinez is on the right

genetics

>two sluts watching a homo pole-dancing

what the

they're learning some new moves

honest-to-God loyalty to the one-and-only Cristiano Ronaldo

cr7 actually seems like a chill bro