New grilled cheese. What do you think?

New grilled cheese. What do you think?

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Who knew you could make grilled cheese in a pretentious way?

why does he wank over every part of making it? this shitty foodie fad has to die

anyone who thinks this is fancy is probably a fat fuck who can barely work a microwave.

>grills it as if he was a Michelin starred chef
>uses shitty American flyover ingredients

Chef is top tier comfy core.

this is literally from an ad for hellemans

literally

embarrassing behavior

this is reddit, this is memes...

How jelly are you poorfags right now?

>Americans literally eat cheese sandwiches everyday

No wonder you fuckers are so goddamn fat. Americans are subhuman.

but the french invented it

i would demolosh those onion riungs

Nig that chili cheese should've went on the fries and the hotdogs should've been wrapped in bacon.

2/10 apply yourself

Way too much cheese and butter

Chef is a great movie. Fuck off.

Why put butter and oil? That's needlessly greasy.

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I like to imagine people watching this film started turning their sandwiches 90 degrees and smiling smugly.

>caring about what you do is "pretentious"
Say yes to life, you fucking faggots.

>ketchup

>not eating this shit any chance you get

plebs

>amerifat """""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""

Butter for flavor.

Oil for crispy bread.

>tfw lurking /ck/ too long

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I know, I prefer Mexican. Bone app the teeth.

Mexican mind!

I get everything but the juice at the end like ???

>when you want to be a Hannibal tier patrician but all you can cook is a grilled cheese

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fucking mexishits are subhumans

forgive me because I am not cook, but isn't butter+oil redundant and excessive?

The butter is mostly for taste, the oil can get hotter and is better browning the bread and melting the cheese.

Bacon is for subhumans.

I would unironically try this slop.

behold $700 weapons grade foodautism

youtube.com/watch?v=qofsdSMuGbg

you can just tell he is a cucl

Why on the table?

Fucking why?

cheese
hot

What in the bloody fuck is on those hot dogs?

looks exactly like what my birds shit out when they get diarrhea

You know what? I'll take the shitty mexican chip box.

Appears to be an anti-griddle or something.

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true foodkino

i could eat chili dogs and hotdogs for days. those fries look sad af tho breh

Nice one user but some people actually think that's good food. Work on your troll skills.

It's not, it's just a table.

Mesquite smoked ham and herbed butter I just ate.

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Does ramsay kino go here?

>yeah bitch take this fucking bowl of pretentious food ima go prep the bull while you eat

I've seen sex tapes with better lighting than that fucking dungeon you're eating in

>onion rings
Nigga those are curly fries.

I should have taken a photo of what I made for dinner tonight.

Look really good. It had two (2) types of pepper in it.

damn, how'd he get the toppings all nice and crispy like that?

fuck you guys, making me hungry as fuck on my diet

You guys like cooking shows?
I think I know one you'd like

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Nah, he feeds the dog so she stays and makes his ex-wife want his cock again.

where?

this board jesus christ.

Its literally like a reddit repost. The replies are all just replies someone funnier than you said so many threads ago you've forgotten they were ever clever.

>tsk tsk Americans xD
>P R E T E N T I O U S
>the chips webm, the ramen webm
>here's some disgusting garbage all replies call it foodkino
>butter AND oil? what the frick*n heck
>desert on the table video/webm

whats the point? Just TRY and say something original for once. Its anonymous board you cucked up faggots.

I hope your Chili Dog falls apart on you.

>Faggot: The Post

>ham
Is there a worse meat, bros?

assume I'm retarded

I put the bread and cheese on the pan with the oil, and the bread gets hot a lot faster than the cheese. The bread can get burnt while the cheese is barely cooked. How do I fix this

t. cuck

>pre cut fabricated "cheese"

you're a faggit :^D

Bacon

Very original post, kys

Lower the temp
And don't oil the pan like that chump

Just butter your bread

human isn't that good

>inb4 cannibal

It was ethically sourced

@76674119
@76674134

thanks for the (you)'s suckers

plastic container. nice and hot.

make sure the pan is hot first and then lower the heat before cooking

generally how long should it take for me to cook it? If I have a dial, do I set it about halfway?

assume I'm retarded

>cooking in oil and not butter

Why are Americans so fucking retarded lads?

Foodkino at its best.

Yeah, around the middle
I'm not really sure how you're fucking up a grilled cheese

You butter two pieces of bread
You put cheese in the middle
You put the sandwich on the pan and wait until the bottom is mottled brown/gold
Then you flip it and wait until the other side is the same

Then you cut it in half, dip it in tomato soup and you're good to go

mom slap the tit

Preserved mouse, a delicacy in flyover states

Is the butter really necessary though if I use oil? I use ketchup to butter my bread, doesn't that mean I can skip the tomato soup step?

For some temperatures, butter browns too quick to be useful.
But a grilled cheese doesn't need oil

>All of that butter
>All of those surfaces to clean after.
>Some much cheese
Ameriburgers will defend this.

Turkey

I don't understand half the ingredients, are those chunks of pepperoni or liquorice nibs?

Since when does frying bread in just butter not make things crispy? I've always done that and have always had crispy bread.

This is the most Reddit way possible to do something as simple as grilled cheese, if you do something like this you are a beta numale cuck who should gas himself

Let's get this started.

CHICKEN

NICE AND JUICY

t. /r/thedonald

t. /r/thedonald

BATTER

NICE AND SLOPPY

That's literally an overhipstered carbonara

OIL

NICE AND COOL

Nah, this is legit pretentious. Don't defend hipsters

BURGERS

NICE AND RARE

Okay thanks for the advice. Pretty sure the tomato soup part is trolling though.

Since I've got food experts in the thread, how long do I microwave cereal for? I put the cereal in first, then the milk, then I microwave for about 60 seconds. But I usually have varying portions of cereal. It's hard for me to get the overall volume as well as the ratio of milk/cereal constant. Is there any good metric I can use to know when to go for 50s or 70s?

Everyone here has the exact taste and insecurities I would expect of a Sup Forums man.

TACO

NICE AND DRIPPING

>rare
>implying he wouldn't say joocy

t. Reddit trying to masquerade as not Reddit, hence specifically referencing a Reddit board