/asean/ is kill!!

/asean/ is kill!!

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t. william sanjaya a.k.a Along fight me irl fag

masyallah brother
i want to marry this 2 ladyboy now

I want to enter the jannahs, if you know what I mean.

how was your week zheng ahmad

I can eat everything that I want and don't need to starve my myself anymore, so that's good.
How's your malaychan? Have you shove those pineapples on your gf mmx?

Good morning /ASEAN/ how to raise a flag to a girl? I decided I want to give it a try

been working out since raya start
feel so good to sweat after almost 2 year quitting.
>pineapple
i'm not at the pineapple farm
its hot af in the noon and flies are everywhere
at night till morning its too cold and mosquito will fuck you up for good
also the toilet is almost 100 m in the dark with no light
get near her and point your raising titi to her while smiling

Any flip going to the toycon at MOA?
Are they selling LWA stuff there? I want to buy some Akko

What with you and your addiction to titi Malay chan?

i cant get enough of titi to puki action

TITI
INSIDE
THIS THING
PUKI
NAO

zitto animale

>zitto
what's this?

allahu akbar?

up in your tight puki
hnnnnnnghkbar

I'm gonna tell you guys what happened yesterday. After waltz practice bully chan and I went to her house to make the report for our biology subject. When we go to her house, her family is there and oh boy I finally understand where she got her tomboyish upbeat personality from, her mom is energetic as hell calling her kids little idiots and she likes to tease them, her father is cool we both like the same NBA and PBA teams. She has 2 siblings one big sister who i think is at the same age as my brother and a cute little sister who looks like she is in 3rd grade. Her mother said bully chan told them that a classmate is coming over but they didn't expect it to be a boy, Her mother then asked me if I wanted to see bully chan's baby pictures, bully chan immediately in a flustered voice "what? No mom" then she quickly took the photo album from her and said we are going upstairs to do the project and asked them not to disturb us. Her mother then remarked "oh yeah, your 'BIOLOGY' project" then her big sister asked me if I was a boyscout I told her yes I've joined in the past then she said "then you're always ready I assume?" Then she chuckles. After that we went to her room and when we got in there, I was amazed how clean,tidy and bright not to mention smells good compared to my room, after a few seconds of amazement I suddenly came to realize I'm in a girls room, I don't know how to act heck I don't even know where to sit, then she called me "hey anime nerd how long are you gonna stand there? Come here and sit next to me" I took a sit looked around more noticed a linkin park poster , a spurs poster and the next thing I see surprised me -cont

-cont
I saw a pokemon poster and a One piece poster in my mind "why the fuck does she have anime posters?" And when I realized I said to her "wtf you like anime and kept calling me, an animer nerd but you watch the same shit" then she replied "I only watch these two anime and that's all, unlike you who watches thoese border line porn ones" then I thought fair enough I shouldn't watch ecchi anime in public, after that we talked about our interests and I learned she likes to watch basketball we like the same teams and she likes to play volleyball and she likes linking park I got to add her on Facebook and get her number I also asked her to stop callinge anime nerd in public and just call me by my name but she refuses. Well that's what happened yesterday, after talking to her my interests in her increased

Damn, reading at this fictional story I just realized how boring my highschool was.
>Tfw, I want to go back to my hs time.
It's like all the planets are aligned for you to fugg this bully-chan.
I will kill you if this made up story doesn't end up with you fugging this girl.

I'll try to sneak another pic just like last time to show it to you guys and fugging is not on my mind right now

Tell me how's the atmosphere right now so we can imagine the set up, is it light-hearted or you both still in awkward situation.

I don't think we are in an awkward situation, I think it is due to her personality to easily fit in with others, and I managed to ask her to buy me a burger while she was waiting for me and my friends to finish playing in the computer shop, right now I say the atmosphere is normal? I got to talk to her normally and I want to see her enthusiastic face when we were talking about one piece

me in real life.. plox r8

Dang dude that looks good. What zoo are you held in?

manila
whole place is a zoo
t90 for the extra sportiness
kek

14/88

Are you Papuan

Damn, the climax of the story is near, guys. Now comes the part where you know that she already has a boifriend. Then she need to choose between you or her boyfriend.
Or, please make it something better, user.

>In his habitat.

...

I dont think she has a boyfriend but goddamn she has a lot of suitors, she is one of the most beautiful girls in our school right now.

Left hoody guy is me

omay wa nihondin dewanay ka

Handsomedudenohomodoe/10

Desu

Post a pic then, fegit

not gonna post her, especially here,

There's an Indo girl in my class that I'm gonna stick it in her pooper soon, wish me luck lads.

my ancestors made this ;)

How I wish they build Angkor wat tier temples instead

Me too. I wish we had a unification war during that time. we might have avoided colonization

Do you aseans get tan or are you just same yellowish-brown year around?

Yes. Not all aseans are brown.

im bored

me too burger int is surprisingly boring this morning

Naturally tanned

She is ugly and we can't even see her face.
And Filthyppines are shit anyway

thanks

No tan, brown and becomes black during hot season.

b-but i'm white and became brown during hot season

Why is there a jet at that pasar malam?

its LiMA show

>His pasar malam doesn't sell weapons
Better complain to your representative, how are you gonna defend yourself if ISIS attacks?

but you are the isis

I hate it when people say that all Muslims support ISIS, there are many different groups you know.

If we are ISIS then what is your excuse for fielding much worse equipment than a non-state actor?
Just play along man.

>being proud of something you never made in the first place
nationalism is a mental disease

in silenzio animale

ehem I was being ironic

wow rude

what they should add is reinforced steel cage like the one used by most MBT instead of wood.
Will cut the RPG warhead and explode before hitting the apc

>calling her ugly when you can't even see her face

TITI
IN
THE
MOUTH

>quality blog posting
ebin

I miss her
Does anyone have the same feel

...

what excuse do asean use when bringing girl to your home?
i usually said
try my new couch and show them this pic

kinda surprised it worked
but again rpg is +50 year old tech

>needing an excuse

Me same.
And also I miss malayqt and his faggy couch.

What happened to her

she choked on cum
rip in piece

> Tfw, member his enthusiasm when showing the stupid rubix
> Member when he argued that he was the one who /nusantara/
> Member his shitty webm and duckface
There will be no more /asean/ at it's peakest.

Do you still remember,when the two of us first met?

Yes

the season of young innocence,next to the flowers and plants?

>5
based KoG

That was when we started dreaming and write poetry (??)

sorry
didnt know you still live with papa n mama
v(irgin)ery sorry

>Says the guy in kajang that posted a picture of his ass

>not admiring my ass
STRIKE 2

To that guy who keeps getting bullied, just ignore her. Your blogging won't help things and might only make your situation worse.

This makes me think, what if all of this is a long con by bully-chan to sike anime nerd?

C-CRUEL!

Do you still remember,
The heart that I carved on that mango tree trunk?

And the hibiscus flower I offered?

Hibiscus sounds so ugly for such a beautiful flower

Gumamela sounds funny though

shut up it's graceful

Holding hands by the sea
Free like birds.

Kanlungan is how you do a love song right. one of the most beautiful OPM song

Why do people view some words as sounding better than others, though? Is there a standard for a word to follow to sound good? Random thoughts...

It reminds me of a time when I was still good with girls (elementary)

Forevermore by Side A is better, or anything by Basil Valdez and Apo Hiking Society if you want something old school.

Not even close.

Thoughts? youtube.com/watch?v=CdO1hlYM964

best opm song out there
youtube.com/watch?v=yH8NBFJhHRk

lol i like the pun. reminds me of triangulo

Kanlungan tells a beautiful story, a very straightforward one. it doesn't have one of those really generic "your eyes is like a star" lines most love songs has. it tells of what they used to do, their sweet moments. one that really tells you on what their relationship was. actually makes you care about them.

It's also a pretty relatable song. many people in the world have forgotten romances,one they would like to reignite.

That was the remembrance of our yesterday

why do girls on internet crave attention and whore themsleves out but complain that they get creeped out if ugly beta faggots give them attention?

also explains why Anak is such a praised song