Where were you when Messhitters were BTFO?

Where were you when Messhitters were BTFO?

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>3

>muh five hattricks against 10men Eibar

>Cristina statpads against Andorra
>Messi saves Argentina in a do or die world cup qualifier like against Uruguay

>3

>3

He truly seems worried about that lack of goals, mate

Why is Messi so underwhelming for Argentina?

He's a barca system babby. On any other team he's just an above average player.

The 3 goals:
youtube.com/watch?v=qz0WfTrsPe0
youtube.com/watch?v=69V0KuOzwzU
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>a penalty and two GK mistakes

wow... truly the greatest

Messi nut huggers have been getting btfo so much recently I love it

3 goals in how many games?

I think it has more to do with the fact that with Argentina he has to be the leader, and he is not cut to be the leader, he doesn't have the mentality
If Messi had Ronaldo's mentality/attitude he'd be the GOAT of GOATs

14

jej

you do realize that we also have internet to check if someone is lying or not, do you?

catalonian hero messi

Fucking hell, what the fuck, Leo?

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If Messi had Ronaldo's attitude, he'd bitch nonstop on the field about his incompetent teammates while calling himself the best.

>the state of UEFA

Messi would be scoring 30 international goals a year if he got to play against the likes of Andorra, Liechtenstein and England.

meh, y'all peaking too early

hello mada
hello fada
watch me score
against granada

Instead he sends messages to the manager bitching nonstop about his incompetent teammates

he has to play with the likes of Bolivia, Paraguay and Venezuela LOL

all this is showing is that messi outscores ronaldo when playing against the same opposition

Ok now I'm laughing

Where do you see 14 games?
And lets just ignore his 4-match ban

Ronaldo was benched vs the small teams to rest for CL.

Muh goals against Faroe island , Andorra and Latvia. Tsu fags should commit sudoku

nice proxy, manuel

so 3 goals in 10 games, instead of 14? OK

also, the ban was lifted, it was only 1 game

Nice proxy Joao. Or are you the anime posting Halal autist who had a mental breakdown from the last Copa america?

>source: my ass.

Why is fake news so rampant in today's society?

He texted Guardiola "I can see that I am no longer important to the team, so ...", when Zlatan arrived and Messi was in a slump. That's the reason Zlatan got repositioned, benched and eventually sold.

>implying he doesn't do it away from the cameras
>implying he's not a system babby covered by his barça peasants
>implying nerman and ratking didn't carried his sorry autistic ass for the past 3 years

why this particular date? does it mark the end of the season?

sorry forgot the Bolivia game, where he didnt play either

He's a big game player.

between june 22nd, 2016 and 21st, 2017:

2016

arg - chile > 1app, 0 goals
arg - uruguay > 2app, 1 goal
venezuela - arg (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
peru - arg (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
arg - paraguay (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
brasil - arg > 3 app, 1 goal
arg - colombia > 4 app, 2 goals

2017

arg - chile > 5 app, 3 goals
bolivia - arg (didn't play, banned) > 5 app, 3 goals
arg - brasil > 6 app, 3 goals
singapore - arg (didn't play) > 6 app, 3 goals

Total: 6 appearances, 3 goals

DIOS MIO

>If I just make shit up, then Im right
Have a (you), sopa de uma delicia

lol but messi needed many apps to score goals meanwhile ronaldi scored 4 against andorra and already beat messi TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If Messi had actually played for Argentina they would be #1 or #2 in qualifying. He's only had like 4-5 games in the past year and the team gets BTFO without him. That national team is more dysfunctional than Papua New Guinea without Messi.

>it's ronaldo's fault that UEFA qualifiers are kinda shitty

No but it's a fallacy to think they play equal teams. That's why the Fifa rankings are shit and continental coefficients need to be done away with because otherwise beating a team like Colombia gives the same points as beating some garbage slav team.

>Cristiano wins consecutive balloon doors and champions leagues
>Messi statpads vs Getafe and Sociedad to look good for the Qatar Foundation and takes penalties for Argentina sometimes
wew so this is the power of Messi

>ronaldo gets charity awards from FIFA to make a "rivalry" to deepend their pockets
>tsufags honestly believe ronaldo is even a top player for portugal or real madrid

my sides

>Argentina is shit without heroball from Messi
And to think this all could have been avoided had they hired Sampaoli earlier.

>muh balloons
>le do nothing for months while Madrid grind out wins in La liga and easily dominate the CL (refball aside)

>in the far future people will say messi carried a shit argentina while portugal played with a stacked portugal

hmm really makes me think

ronaldo*

People still think that monkey Pele singlehandedly won Brazil 3 world cups. Dont hold your breath.

>No but it's a fallacy to think they play equal teams.
and it's fucking retarded to think both qualifying systems are identical.

literally 50% of the comembol teams qualify for the world cup. for Portugal it's either 1st place or bust (if Portugal finishes 2nd right now there's a significant chance they meet France or Italy in a playoff)

five out of ten teams wow that's so hard lmao.

nah in the future, people will mostly just focus on team awards to judge a player.

therefore ronaldo will appear way better than messi

>mfw pele only played one game in one of those world cups and cried to FIFA for 25 years until they finally gave him a participation medal

muh 3 world cups

>Ronaldo scores 10 goals in qf-sf-final against best defences but that doesn't count because I say so.

...

Now post Messi

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here

so he's having a holiday because he failed to qualify to the confederations cup, got it

>Brazil
>Argentina
>Croatia
>Netherlands

Impressed.jpg

Lmao statpadding against literal postman and farmer. As expected

Has he ever faced Italy in a major tournament?

>germany - 2006, 2008, 2012, 2014
>spain - 2004, 2010, 2012
>england - 2004, 2006
>france - 2006, 2016
>brazil - 2010
>italy - ?????

notable teams

spain-2
brazil-4
france-1
germany-1

all of these goals were scored in friendly matches, i dont know if he played vs italy or england

>all of these goals were scored in friendly matches
epic, just epic

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No one thinks that
Brazil 70 is widely recognized as the most stacked NT of all times

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_goals_scored_by_Lionel_Messi

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_goals_scored_by_Cristiano_Ronaldo

he should never have played for your shit country
he should have chosen italy or spain

argentina is better than italy

no one should be surprised Cavani sucks ass on the int level

lol no
Spain isnt better either

you didn't make it out of the group stages in the last two world cups.

>argentina is better than italy

>messi plays attacking midfielder for argentina behind di memeria, shitguain, and the occasional aguero/prato/whatever the fuck they want to bring to find a #9
>still scores crucial goals so argentina can qualify for the world cup
>when he isn't there, they can't beat venezuela, bolivia, paraguay, or peru
>people call messi bad


>ronaldo plays winger/poacher for a team that won the european championship without him
>a team that could rely on quaresma, renato sanches, rui patricio, and eder to make the difference while ronaldo took 56 shots in the tournament with 18 being off-target, failing a penalty, and having 0 free kick shots on target
>then comes back to score 4 against andorra and 2 against latvia
>tsu

>7 and 3 years ago

Italy has a bigger chance of winning 2018 than Argentina?

If we had Messi yes
As it is now I'd say the chances are equal

Insigne >> Messi tbqh

Argentina without Messi is shit
Argentina with Messi is still shit, but somehow unbelievably hard to beat
It's kinda like how you go up against Germany and it just feels like such a big task to eliminate them, for some reason it is just so hard no matter how bad they play

t. ADL

This. Loving Every Laugh

Not even in Brazil we think that. That's why Garrincha is the fedora choice around here. And the 1970 NT is OP af.

b-b-but muuh internet stats user!!!!

>3(T-H-R-E-E)

he was injured most of the time tho, Argentina played like 7 games without him

Gee it's as if they play different positions or something

Now show me Messi's assists and key passes vs El Capitán Overratondo

>argentina wins
>because messi is goat

>portugal wins
>because it's a ""stacked"" team

top jej

JEWliano Ronaldo, a gay model who taps in from the Unreal Jewdrid attack, backed by most referees.

MESSI, Son of God, with great kicks and multi dribbles.

Every single MESSI goal values something like 10 SIU Tap Ins.

>Ronald still top assister in CL where it matters instead of statpadding leliga vs Las Palmas and Bilbao

Argentina without Messi: 14 Copa America, 2 World Cups, 1 Confederations

Argentina with Messi: 0-5 record in finals

The Son of God is jewish.

>comes back to score 4 against andorra and 2 against latvia

>it's Ronaldo's fault his wc qualifying group isn't Germany-Spain-Italy-France-Portugal everytime
>it's almost like Europe has 54 countries instead of comembol's ArgentinaFeatBrazil&shitters

Messi hasnt played in half of them you retard
Messi has either scored, assisted or created the chance in all
>10
Goals argentina has scored in the WC qualifiers. Arg with messi - 15/18 points
Arg without messi - 5/21 points.

Negative invisibility

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ronaldo scored against Bayern, Atletico and Juventus in elimination rounds and the final. All against some of the best defenders and goalkeepers