Meanwhile, in Roman Sup Forums

>Meanwhile, in Roman Sup Forums...

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WORDS FALL FROM YOUR MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS

DICKS

Whats a television?

Any of you guys wanna discuss philosophy while we fornicate in my house?

No homo though.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Caesar Imperator?
I'm Praetorian Guard.

Banius Maskettus, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a big guy.

>You must avoid sloth, that wicked siren -Horace

what did he mean by this ?

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Ahoy Sup Forums! Wha' be yer opinion on Banepostin' these days? It seems t' 'ave died down. But anyway, wha' are some mivies ye 'ave seen lately? I jus' saw BLACKED 'n thought 'twas mighty good. 'ave a good day scallywags!

SHE STANDS FUCKING ROMAN

yes, modern day SJW behavior was once rightly considered farce

How did they fuck the golden ass up so bad?

>The sail plan I just filed with the Consulate list Smeeius, Gaius Maimenis, Senator Paveleerus, Button The Older, Juan of the province of Yu
>First one to talk gets to stay in my trieris!

What did the Pretorian mean by this?

CRASHTH THY WINGED CONTRAPTION WITH NYE SURVIVORS

est magnus homo

meet'eth I in yon vomitorium

2bi

Why do Persians ignore the poetic storytelling found in the Celestial Conflict plays that while being preformed later then the originals are set before them.

it was written in good fun, for the enjoyment of the women in the crowd too. Lysistrata, by the same man, is much more generous to women in the plot

>strolling throvgh the forvm with a puella
>plebeian notices me and cries 'yovr physiqae is svre grand'
>for tibi

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op said roman

I'm sick and tired of Parthiaboos posting their shitty art everywhere.
>hurr if it's from west of Ctesiphon it must be shit

I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ASS

same shit

Remember when murals came finished instead of the author doing 75% and charging you for extra "content" that should have been there in the first place?

CONSUL OF ROME

>be me
>be at local Colosseum
>slave checks my penis size to ensure I am allowed access to the bath
>2 inches, above average, everything checks out so I head into shower
>run into plebeian who looks straight from the provinces
>"watch where your going you're going you
filthy canus"
>turns out hes the local Magister Militum
>mfw oh shit
>crucified for 3 days before suffocating to death

>180 days until E III

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Exactly, because women and men both accepted that a woman participating in government is as silly as a man nursing a child.

Women were participating in government in 1800 BC and they were doing well

Only plebs root for Murmillo, Trax is and always will be the patrician's choice
>inb4 hoplitefags

It's not gay if it's a hairless penis right

>MVTVS abandoned us
>now we're stuck with some fag CHIRO who doesn't even look Greek. What's wrong with his eyes?

another Sup Forumsitard ruining everything

Childhood is idolizing Cleopatra. Adulthood is realizing Agrippa makes more sense.

literally just calling each other cucks 24/7

NO BRUTUS

Have fun boys
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ALL MOCKERY OF THE JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMVM

>Women were participating in government in 1800 BC and they were doing well

ebig

That all you got?

not in greece or rome lol
hey it's not my fault classical society was full of shitlords

>the Greeks knew better than we did because they happened to agree with my sexist beliefs
wew lad

doesnt get any more retarded than this

greek direct democracy functioned horribly anyway, with or without women

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>not in greece or rome lol
well that would be difficult seeing how Rome didn't exist back then and Greece was an illiterate barbarian land

ROMA
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IV V

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vos es a magnus guy

Don't be a lazy cunt.

>not in greece or rome lol

Rome wasn't founded until the 8th century BC, dumbfuck.

But that's wrong. Rome was founded immediately after the Trojan War, in 1184 BC

How is that bipolar?

the Trojan war isn't even a confirmed historical event

t. butthurt anatolian faggot

what would I be butthurt about if I was anatolian?

sending thousands of young men to their deaths for a roasty

>implying it's about the pussy and not about what the pusy represents
>implying if you let people cuck you you loo strong
>implying I care about infantry fodder
>implying we didn't win the war

THE DAY IS OOOooooOOOURS!

>it's a Caesar shows mercy to the visigoth gladiator even though he barely lasted three minutes episode

My dove got gutted by a Mongolian slave trader's hawk outside the amphitheatre bath house again today. They were all out of bread and I had to drag my anvil back to the cart parking or else the amphitheatre guards threatened to tie me to it and lash me again.

In the ancient world a large penis was taken as a sign of barbarism, low intelligence and being born of poor stock.

Is anyone else pissed that their amphitheater membership got canceled when Julius made that new calendar? I watched the theater consular throw the tablet with the members names inscribed in a latrine. that dirty no-good Hebe. I'm pissed as fuck, I sold my mule for that fucking membership.

>Cuck meme is resurrecting the Roman Empire one assfractured SJW at a time

What a time to be alive.

It's a type of TV