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Christian Taylor
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Joshua Miller
. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Anthony Reed
Rich Evans looks old here
Colton Long
What's some Alex Jonea kino?
Is The Scanner Darkly the only movie he's been in?
Angel Campbell
Goblins
Nathan Collins
The fuck? Alex Jones is in that?
I didn't really listen to his show when I saw the movie so I guess I didn't notice.
William Wright
...
Jaxson White
he's also in Waking Life
Adam Scott
...
Joshua Thomas
notice he wasn't in boyhood, what's up with that?
Nathaniel Baker
I've not listenting to this lunatic for years. is he pro-trump or what?
Ryan Garcia
GLOBALIST SCUM
Charles Morris
go to bed Alex.
Chase Harris
Alex identifies as a libertarian but when it became clear that Trump was anti-globalist and Gary Johnson wasn't, he supported Trump.
Joseph Diaz
>Alex identifies as a libertarian
Luis Flores
HAND OVER THE KIDS, PODESTA. YOUR TIME IS UP.
Jonathan Foster
fuck i have never noticed. i knew he was in waking life. whats up with him only being in animated movies
Eli Diaz
(((Controlled Opposition)))
Jayden Rogers
>tfw Alex Jones should lurk moar
Bentley Martinez
>cue dramatic crying
Dylan Hill
the way he mocked Gary Johnson was pure comedy gold. Just going on about how he found him creepy and stuff while doing his signature Alex Jones "Nancy Voice." Right after he had the guy on his show too...kek.
Chase Martinez
post alex kino
Brody Garcia
He is Cointelpro
Brandon Parker
>What's some Alex Jones kino?
Mason Long
Alexander Morgan
>when the memes hit hard
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Jonathan Moore
the pickle can bit was fucking hilarious even without the editing
>all you had to do was keep quiet Alex, now the juice of these pickles is on you
Justin Thomas
When based comrade Dore spat on his face
Easton Flores
there's no POP
when she opens it
POP
Jackson Allen
Samuel Wood
>can of pickles
It's a jar or is it ACTUALLY a can and the jewluminati have brain washed me?
Luke Lee
Daily reminder that Alex Jones thinks Only god forgives is a great film
Confirmed Patrician
Ryder Cox
Chase Sullivan
he says that he was saying can so people would mock him for not saying jar
Jace Stewart
That's what they want you to think.
Wake up sheeple!
Leo Jenkins
The bohemian grove documentary is by far his best work
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Carter Lewis
Breakdown
Kevin Lee
Why is Alex Jones a Sup Forums meme? He's Glenn Beck teir mentally unstable.
Maybe memes are just Sup Forums's way to humanize unlikeable cunts, similar to how liberals put Hillary on talk shows to make her seem less like a snake demon
Asher Clark
>He's Glenn Beck teir mentally unstable.
I've never seen Alex roll his face in Cheetos "as a joke"
Brandon Bennett
The people who watch him love him and love to meme about him.
The people who have never watched him have been told by (((the media))) that he's crazy and love to meme about that.
Jordan Watson
No, but he did go on that bizarre rant covered in Joker makeup.
Isaac Moore
Alex Jones is funny. He's probably the only political commentator that is actually providing some keks, unlike John Oliver or John Leibowitz or Trevor Noah and the rest.
Also he's considerably toned it down on the /x/ stuff. He's just embracing the theatrics in an obvious way instead of the regular journalist style.
Ryder Watson
Libertarian is just the default meme "I don't like either party" identity
Trump is literally a third party candidate who just hijacked a major party to win
Luis Stewart
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Gabriel Scott
why is he so pro-Trump anyway? did he randomly decide Trump wasn't a part of the Illuminati/FEMA/NWO/etc/etc cabal that is going to send us all off to death camps?
Evan Torres
Isn't it normal to use a jar opener on the lid before manually twisting it yourself?
Is it really that strange that they popped the lid beforehand? Isn't that expected?
Carter Collins
the whole point of the bit was too prove that Hillary didn't have any major health issues and was therefore strong enough to open a sealed pickle jar
if the jar wasn't sealed it means nothing
because Trump is against globalism and the NWO
William Nelson
>People claim Hillary is feeble
>Let's get her to open a jar of pickles to prove she isn't!
>People notice it's faked
>LOL WHAT DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY?!?!
Fucking liberals
Chase Murphy
his new storyline will be that the illuminati got to donald, can't wait
Joseph Butler
>why is he so pro-Trump anyway? did he randomly decide Trump wasn't a part of the Illuminati/FEMA/NWO/etc/etc cabal that is going to send us all off to death camps?
He has hated the Clinton crime family with every fiber of his being for decades, and not just for nutty conspiratorial reasons. Plus Trump is decidedly non establishment and he agrees with him on policies, and views him as the last hope for Western civilization to close our borders before we can no longer win elections in our own countries.
Tyler Hughes
What normal person is strong enough to open a sealed pickle jar?
Hudson Price
Alex Jones works so fucking hard. He puts out a fucking ridiculous amount of content
Carson Wood
>his new storyline will be that the illuminati got to donald, can't wait
Donald Trump has appeared multiple times on the Alex Jones show, and the ratings for that were fucking astronomical. He is never going to be overly harsh on Trump, as he will want him on his program again.
Nathaniel Thompson
Easy to do when you're funded by the govt to spread FUD
Joseph Evans
Josiah Wood
Trump would probably get impeached for appearing on the alex jones show now given the current media climate and how desperate they are to make up a controversy
Camden Walker
Do you retards also believe in clockwork DMT elves.
Jordan Martin
what exactly do you think Jones believes?
There seems to be a humongous smear campaign against him similar to Trump. Very rarely does he go on pure speculation about things.
Asher Davis
>I'm sure that one Alex Jones techno remix video I saw has given me enough information to enter this thread
Jackson Phillips
pretty flimsy premise 2bh. whats to stop him from suddenly deciding Trump is actually a massive deception by an even more sinister shadowy group to create global instability and convince people they need even more globalism ?
the sky is the limit in terms of what someone like AJ will convince himself is 'actually' going on
Asher Perez
if he thinks he can sell a documentary about trump he'll do it
Wyatt Johnson
Why are you projecting so much?
Daniel Thomas
Alex Jones went gay for Trump when Trump said he'd release the 28 pages. The reason Jones went big was from the truther movement, that was his original big thing. So when Trump said that, he got Alex Jones on his side.
Aaron Lee
Are you joshing me?
Any grown adult should be able to open a vacuum sealed jar, you just have to make sure your hands are dry.
Thomas Rodriguez
I've honestly never tried it since I'm too used to using a jar opener desu
Alexander Bell
>whats up with him only being in animated movies
it helps to be a living cartoon
Anthony Hernandez
not projecting. I don't really care eitherway about Alex Jones. frankly his oafish antics any time anyone gives him a platform speak for themselves. any attempt to knock his credibility is redundant
Kayden Evans
But the 28 pages WERE released earlier this year and it had nothing to do with trump
though trump was right when he said the saudis were involved
Luke Gonzalez
They're both directed by Richard Linklater. I guess he's a fan
Dominic Sanders
>Trump is decidedly non establishment
Oh man.
Joseph Davis
Well sure if you have them you should use them but people were opening jars long before jar openers were invented.
Looks like this article was correct
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Benjamin Thompson
What did he mean by this?
Ryder Hall
>shout meme horse shit and shill brain force
>working hard
pick one
Austin Morris
I would believe that
Ayden Moore
Alex Jones loves doing impressions of people and mugging
Aaron Campbell
Off yourself, you pathetic numale beta cuck
Aaron Wood
Leo Rodriguez
>"Oh man."
>animesmugfacecomplication.gif
t. No argument.
Xavier Lopez
Nolan Flores
>Secret hidden cuck power
What did he mean by this?
Michael Gray
Alex Jones is a lyrical genius
Ryan Stewart
>Someone with that much money and influence told me he is not part of the establishment
>he takes people from the establishment into the goverment
Wew lad
Tyler Cooper
Alex is a paleoconservative. Isolationist, protectionist, so pretty much the polar opposite of neocons.
Asher Bennett
What do you expect him to do, bring all the executives from the Trump Corporation in to lead the government? Of course he needs some people with experience on his team.
I really want an answer to that first part: who could Trump hire that you wouldn't criticise him for?
Jackson Long
>28 pages
Not really, when Trump spoke out against globalism and was pro nationalism was when Filter man went to his side.
Jacob Campbell
Literally the only reason he, Stefan Molyneux and Paul Joseph Watson turned pro-Trump is because they know there's going to be a purge of alternative media figureheads, and they want to be known as supporting him from the start.
Liam Collins
It's pretty much split at this point. There's people from the outside and from the establishment. His SoS pick will determine which side will have the upper hand.
Jacob Parker
There are different standards of sealing, but the usual food jars aren't that tight. Any male above the age of 13 should be able to open them.
Easton Phillips
>has 95%+ of classical journalists clearly against him
>Goldman Sachs board and other shaddy bankers explicitly tell their executives to block Trump
>Unprecedented levels of shilling by the current president (who are usually mostly silent)
>Washington DC voted 93% for Clinton, afraid of the swamp draining
The last item alone should tell everything you need to know, it's even worse than what was said during the campaign.
Anthony Taylor
Fo wa?
Austin Mitchell
this
Hudson Gray
It's all about them moneys.
Alexander Lewis
So you're saying they all knew he would win before the RNC?
Benjamin Mitchell
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Camden Stewart
holy fuck this is spectacular
Dylan Powell
>Paul Joseph Watson
It's funny when you go back and see what he said about Trump before he went full shill.
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It will be interesting to see what Alex Jones will do now. He lives of being the underdog/in opposition. I don't think he expected Trump to win honestly. If Trump lost he could complain about the Illuminati rigging the election.
Andrew Kelly
Then why is he appointing establishment people to his cabinet? I think you've been rused user.
Carson Jones
see
Christopher Price
>trump brings in all the neocons few weeks back
>trump gets into and info, while the neocons think they'll be playing the don from behind
>trump plays 5D and banishes all of them from their camp
absolute madman, honeypot as fuck
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