Would you watch modern Seinfeld?

Would you watch modern Seinfeld?
Can you think of plots?

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all these are shit

>Kramer goes to welcome the new black family next door but things go horribly wrong. Newman is elected landlord and has an wall built between his and Jerry's side of the hallway, creating two impractically narrow "halfways," but agrees to tear it down and step down as landlord after becoming stuck in his halfway for hours and Jerry helps him to escape.

I like them
Classic Seinfeld

That one is ok

smartphones ruined television

Seinfeld was shit

>Jerry goes to do stand-up in a club but gets booed out because his material is outdated and offensive to modern audiences

>Frank Costanza gets in a fight with a Hillary supporter at the supermarket after wearing his "Hillary for Prison" shirt. Meanwhile George tries to woo this woman's daughter

>Kramer tries to be hip to the ever growing black ghetto culture but it backfires horribly.

wwhat if jery was 2000 ?

Modern Seinfeld?

It's Always Sunny in Philly IS modern Seinfeld.

>it's a jerry tells a racist joke and has to learn about his white privilege episode

>George attempts to be more technologically aware by purchasing a hoverboard and Samsung phone to impress a date only to have it backfire on him.

>George pretends to be transgender because the women's bathroom at his new job has bigger stalls.

>George attempts to be hip by doing the dab, but it ends up always looking like he's doing a nazi salute.

No, I'd ignore it then wait 20 years to pretend on Sup Forums that I'd always liked it. Probably talk shit about how "it could never be made today" too.

>George takes Arabic lessons to impress a woman but his coworkers fear he is turning to Islamic extremism

>Kramer tries to mine bitcoins but ends up crashing the internet in Jerry's apartment, which inconveniences Jerry because something something.

>Kramer discovers baneposting and can't stop responding to people with "For you."

>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]

>Kramer discovers how to make lean and makes some for everybody. Jerry starts crowdfund for a new type of screwdiver head he's invented. George gets date raped by a tranny he met on grindr.

Kramer pretends to be a Trump supporter so he can use the republican's golf course.

this thread turned to shit really fast. too many newfags, just too many.

>Jerry's new girlfriend is hosting a costume party, Jerry and George decide to go in police uniforms that George's dad bought at a surplus store, but on the way to the party they run into a Black Lives Matter protest. Hilarity ensues.

MODERN SEINFELD IS ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILLYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU FAGGOTSS

It's kind of not. I don't get why you would say that.

But sunny is reddit-tier trash

>Jerry dumps a girl because her hands are too big and wonders if she might have been a transsexual
>Elaine gets furious after hearing this and tells Jerry he had absolutely no right to dump her even if she was a transsexual
>Kramer tells Jerry to 'check his privilege' and starts talking about how transsexuals are superior to real women

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You guys have read the 9/11 script, rite?
it's pretty good

drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view

So guys if you remember me I was the faggot that has started his first watch of Seinfeld couple of weeks ago.

SEASON 4 > Season 1 > 3 = 2.

But dear LORD how amazing season 4 was towards the end. The episode named "Pilot" that ran for 40 minutes was literally up there best tv I have ever seen.

>Season 1 > 3 = 2.

>george becomes a viral sensation after accidentally dabbing

Holy shit

>George gets bored at work and singes up to a pornography website, however inadvertently using a coworker's office email leads to them getting fired. Kramer shoots an unarmed black teen.

Add Elaine running against him but Newman inexplicably winning and you've got a decent episode right there.

>Kramer shoots an unarmed black teen.

Always Sunny is more or less modern Seinfeld

>Jerome Seinfeld
>White

What can I say? I enjoyed S1 a lot. I was constantly laughing my ass of to Jason Alexander and Jerry in every scene. Then, uhh, I don't know. They toned down Costanza (or Alexander's physical comedy) a lot, and I didn't/couldn't enjoy S2-3 Kramer or Elaine)

But during S4 each of the characters grew a place in my heart and I love the season. Especially the second half of it.

This show gets so meta its hard to keep track of the narratives on my first watch.

How are the later seasons in your opinion?

I fucking hate modern Seinfeld. The thing about Seinfeld it was timeless... Whenever people are trying to copy it,all the storylines are references and a few of them are neckbeardy

>jerry/george/kramer/elaine doesn't want the new GOT/breaking bad/star wars spoiled
>george's uber™ is late and he uses his iPhone™ to call a regular taxi and when they arrive at the same time awkwardness ensues
>kramer is obsessed with candy crush™
>Jerry tries android™ but goes back to iOS™
>Elaine dates a furry

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Bae is an acronym?

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It means Bigger than Anyone Else

I think S1 is really shat on by people for no reason yeah, I too enjoyed the scenes with Jerry and George, but there's no way S2 and 3 are not much better.

The show peaks with S3-4 so it's downhill after that with 8 and 9 being the worst since Larry David leaves the show. But it's still an amazing show and even has a shitload of GOAT episodes.

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Larry David move to make Curb Your Enthusiasm right? How is that show? Good for picking up after Seinfeld?

The best. It's basically the same humor since it's the same guy. Still it's pretty different since it's mostly just one character and no laugh track and more cringe. Also no that 90s feel to it.

Also I don't think he was making Curb I think he was making a movie that failed.

>Elaine dates a furry
That would be funny though

Kek i could see this one being great

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All of thse are bad pls stop

Here is mine

>george gets cucked by kramer
>GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

>elaine gets in confrontation with a trump supporter

>jerry keeps getting dates with women way too hot for him

>drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view


That was great

didn't he lament about that happening in a uni recently?

I have to admit the openings with comedy club do nearly nothing to me.

Puddy is a furry.

the show itself holds up pretty good even today, but those scenes are terrible.

Jews are considered white when they do something bad, and non-white when they do something good.

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>All four of the assholes on this show get curb stomped by Neo-Nazi's, the end!!!FACT!!!

IASIP has more in common with South Park. Seinfeld was never that raunchy.

>Jerry goes back to college to find a new younger wife. Gets jailed for smoking weed.
>Kramer Creepshots Elaine for an entire week to start his own website " Kramers creepers".

Yes, I agree

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The guy that wrote this has a job now right?

It's professional as fuck and also hilarious.

I actually thought of a good modern Seinfeld plotline like a week ago but I can't remember it

elaine doesn't even live in the same building

because you guys are plebs

youtube.com/watch?v=c7W5x9ZHOXU

Someone wrote a 9/11 episode, it's actually pretty good
splitsider.com/2016/08/this-seinfeld-911-spec-script-is-insane-and-incredible/

That's a big post user

Just a question, how did he live in Manhattan when he was that young? Was he living with his parents?

wat if jeri get ipad

>That will be the first roller coaster with scream on the flat part of the ride
if you made this joke today...

That was the 70s

fucking finally
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NYC wasn't always trust fund kids' paradise.

Manhattan was cheap enough for a beginning stand up comedian to live in, in the 70s?

Jesus

A little too wacky. Where's the minutia? The agonizing over the ambiguity of social boundaries?

>*SLAP BASS POP*

Not bad.

>which inconveniences Jerry because something something.
kek'd

Not bad. I can actually picture Kramer's fingers pointing at the iPad on the "oh ho ho"

How abouuuuuut...

>Kramer walks into a Art Gallery opening for free canapés, gets mistaken for a visionary new artist even though no one can be exactly sure what work he's made but all too embarrassed to admit so
>"I can't take this attention anymore Jerry Jerry! I'm going haywire like Van Cough"
>"I think its' 'Van Gogh'"
>"It's pronounced Van Cough Jerry. I'm ready to slice my ear off... If I don't get any peace from these admirers (falsetto) I may never make art again"
>"You're not an artist!! they just think you are"
>*Kramer clicks his finger in remeberance* "Ohhh... yeah... Right!"

Beat me to it

>Kramer refuses to buy a new laptop after *insert company here* will not repair his old one for free
>He is at Frank Kostanza's place for some reason and see his old typewriter and asks to borrow it so he can finish typing out his next *Kramer whacky scheme*
>He takes it to a coffee shop to work and the next time he visits more and more hipsters have traded in their laptops for typewriters
>le bazinga kramer face

Based.

Allahu ackbar

You almost had something, but then you chose to write it badly/

You're right, s4 is amazing. The only really bad seasons are 8 and 9, when Larry David stopped writing

It's insane how much better Kramer and Elaine became in S4. I still don't like Elaine that much but lot more than in the previous seasons, but Kramer became one of my favorites with George. Jerry is still on-off. But that's only the cahracter level, most of the episodes have been really funny and engaging.

Niggers Jerry!
A modern day Seinfeld episode by user.

Sunny and Curb

Thats kinda funny

Some user did a whole bunch of these a while back.

you're autistic

"The Manlet"

[Scene: George is at his new girlfriends apartment. They are watching TV together and she is looking quite bored.]

George: *Snort* isn't this great!? Yankees are up by 10!
Kaitlyn: Yeah....Hey listen, I'm just gonna call a friend of mine okay?
George: Sure, go ahead!

[Kaitlyn walks off into her bedroom. During a commercial break, George gets up to go to the kitchen and overhears the phone call.]

Kaitlyn: Yeah I mean he's a nice guy and all.....Yeah.....Uh uh.....Well it's just that.....He's kind of...Too short for me....*giggling* yeah, yeah I know....

[George begins to have a look of panic.]

George: Too short...!?

[Bass line and transition to Jerry's Apartment.]

George: So I heard her say that I'm too short for her!
Jerry: Too short for her!?
George: *throws his arms up* TOO SHORT FOR HER, JERRY!
Jerry: What does she know!? Being tall is overrated!
George: Things were going so well! Why does it matter if I'm short? *snort* I tell you, George is GETTIN' UPSET!

[The buzzer rings.]

Jerry: Yeah?
Elaine: It's me.
Jerry: Come on up.

[Elaine enters the apartment. She notices George's frustration.]

Elaine: *Looks at Jerry* What's the matter with him?
Jerry: His girlfriend is going to leave him because of his height.
Elaine: *grits her teeth* Oh...
George: Oh? What do you mean oh?
Elaine: Your girlfriend... Is her name... Kaitlyn by any chance...?
George: Yes! yes how did you....You....YOU WERE THE ONE ON THE PHONE CALL WITH HER!
Elaine: I'm sorry, George! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS DATING 'YOU'!
George: WHO DID YOU THINK SHE WAS DATING!?
Elaine: JUST ANOTHER GUY NAMED GEORGE, THERE'S DOZENS OF 'EM IN THIS CITY!
George: Don't you see!? You've ruined EVERYTHING! *expresses his hands to encompass all* are you happy with yourself!?
Elaine: I'm really sorry, George...
George: *Waves his hand dismissivly* Ahh.....
Jerry: She sounds kind of shallow anyway, George.

(Cont.)

George: Ohh nooo way, my friend. I'm not letting THIS one get away! Oh no no no no *waves his finger and paces for a moment with his hand on his chin*.... I have to somehow convince her that I am better than a tall guy!

[Kramer slides in and bumps his head on the way through.]

Kramer: Hey George, howd did your date with Kaitlyn go? I told you she was a catch didn't I!?
George: It went awful! She's gonna break up with me because of my height!
Kramer: Hey, I'm sorry to hear it buddy! Being tall isn't all that. It has many downsides too ya know?
George: Isn't all that....Downsides....I got it *claps his hands together*! Listen Kramer, you're friends with her....Do you think you could write a list of all the bad things about being tall? And then when you visit her, put the list somewhere in her apartment, and then I can grab the list during my next date!
Kramer: Well uh...Sure, buddy! Anything you want!
Jerry: Are you sure this is gonna work?
George: Don'tcha see, Jerry!? If I can convince her and plant all these ideas in her head about how bad tall guys are, she'll start to see me in a better light!? It's fool proof, BABY!!!
Kramer: Well I'm heading there later today, so I'll *pop sound* plant that sucker for you then.
Jerry: *sarcastically* I love watching the geniuses at work *takes a drink from his water bottle*...

[Scene transition, back to Kaitlyns apartment. George is sitting there once again watching sports with Kaitlyn and is looking cocky and self-confident.]

George: Heh *snort* ya know, those tall baseball players trip over more easily because they have a higher center of gravity...
Kaitlyn: Uh huh... Hey listen, George. I'm gonna make a phone call.
George: Sure, sure go ahead! Talk for as long as you like, take your time *smiles*!
Kaitlyn: Yeah, thanks...

[Kaitlyn leaves the room. George quickly springs into action and starts to search for Kramer's list. He starts to scurry around the room trying to find it.]

(Cont.)

This is actually not bad.