RISK Thread: Eurozone

You know the drill.
>Name
>Color
>Land
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Knight's Templar
Red France

>Denmark
>Red

You got me.

Greater Maroc
Green
Tangier, Maroc

Germany Reich
Red
Germany

>Poo in the Loo
>Brown
>Iran

change color too blue

Wew, one of you will have to switch, probably denmark.

Ok Grey it is then

Kingdom of France
Blue
Paris Area

Shall we ally against the poo in loo non-Christian scum?

Stop picking red guys, be creative with your colors. xD

Cimmeria
Any Color
Norway

Already got France.

Wew.

Im taking it nigger

I got red first, Reich picked grey, and Danish picked blue

There is no Brown. Would you like Orange?

Deus vult. Ave Maria you fucking filthy peasants.

yes

OP please give me France

>two americans calling each other niggers

Portugal blue

but he ALREADY got France mon. You've got to respect the roll calls. Pick another color, I suggest Teal.

What's a "pent" roll?

please dont

My bad. Teal is fine.

teal Northern Spain

Knight, you're Red.
Reich, you're Grey.
France, I'm sorry, but 1st come 1st serve. Pick somewhere else.

Almost done with Initial Mupdate.

5 of the same last digits. Ultra rare unless you're a minmax fag that practices timing his posts.

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GAE give me northern Spain

Damn. That's very rare indeed. Thanks!

You're Pink.

Wew.
Can you guys stop doing this? Why the hell do you want to be right next to the Moortugals? You could have gone Italy.

Armenian Empire
Western Africa
Pink

>Cuck gets pink

Okay. Sorry, but you're Yellow.

Cimmeria already got Pink.
And what the fuck do you mean by Western Africa?

Do you mean Eastern?
Pink is a Manly colour.

Portugal, help me take down the Kingdom of France and you can keep Spain.

Sorry, you're Purple. Also.

>WE'RE FULL, FUCK OFF. NO MORE PLAYERS.

fuck off m8

OP dont put this guy right next to me. That would be very gay when there is so much empty space.

Seems reasonable.

Any color then

come on portugal dont do this

Good luck, Moors. I'll send a Trade caravan of Salt to aid your war economy. NIGGER IM MAROC. WESTERN AFRICA IS TAKEN. GO TO ARMENIA.

This will all be mine, so help me god.

Also, if I ever get Italy I can help you take down the Afriniggers below you (Mainly Armenia, he's ruthless)

Your welcome to it friend. I will send a minstral to your court

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I'll take italy then if morocco is taken

Scorpiongirl Kingdom
Italy
Any Color

Sorry guys, how many units of territory to start? 15 right?

:D thanks for being reasonable.

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Why does this shit keep happening? We haven't even had a single mupdate yet.

Idk but OP might have said hes full.

Sure I guess.

Yes
Np. Want to NAP?

The Kingdom of France would love one

ARE YOU READY PORTUGAL? FIGHT FOR HISPANIA!

Heh nice small piece of land there

10 or 5, fifteen might be too much on this map. Unless you want us to be super agro early on.

Bulgaria then.

Meant for

But the Indians are """"""""""ayrans"""""""""".
jk

pls, dont hurt me.

We shall see.

I will aid you in anyway I can. But perhaps diplomacy with Africa could be fruitful.

They are also non-white subhumans.

Okay, I'll just do 10.

SORRY FOR THE WAIT CUNTS. THERE' A LOT OF YOU.

Aye senior

but we have a rocket that can go to pluto and back in under a day
its powered by shit

Ah, Portugal already sees the light.
Morrocan caravans are especially valuable mid game.

ok.

Good point, you wouldn't want us to be nuked by shit and mowed down with shitrifle fire, would you..?

Aryans in terminology not actually whites

>especially Armenia, he's ruthless
wew lad I have a reputation?

jesus where is this muppdate

North African colonisation is risky just ask Kingdom of France. Africa for niggers. We need lebansraum.

In most of the U.S./Eurothreads you thrived. Yesterday you killed 4 players in under 30 rounds.

Oh yeah. Who were you? Mennonite?

Nice.

I've only ever one though really cheesy means in RISK.

Let's play ball! Sorry if I couldn't fit you in. Next time.

Rolling up for me.

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Fill east

Attack Portugal

fill the middle east
poo in the loo

Attack Kingdom of France, spills go into France.

He was the OP IIRC.
Mennonite was playing in my RISK game so he couldn't have done all three.
Lets go East.

fug

Fill Germany

Fill south hispania.

Fuck you France

Rolling
Fill Sweden and Finland
Defend if invaded

Lad.. Try harder.

Moors always win.

Fucking checkem'.

You want NAP? once I expand I can give you the German land I have right now

Yep.

Noice

Invade Noeway

Sure

:(

I don't want to take Ts from you bud. You've not shown any direct hostilities thus far.
When I touch the Armenian Border I want my spills to go to Italy.