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apologize to torts edition

what was that

FUCKING CRINGE MASCOT FAGGOTRY

THIS IS WHY THEY CALL IT FURPUCK

FUCK THIS

matthews looked mad as fuck KEK

Torts, I love you.

Just fucking announce everything on Twitter. I can't handle the cringe.

>ywn see this qt jewess fuck mcdavids gf with a strapon

This is embarrassing

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Xth for Grubauer to Vegas

Anyone get hard watching that

>even the kids are upset

jewess sighting

WEW

YOU JUST KNOW

what a perv lmao

>Marcel "Great" Dion

If he's so great, why the fuck is he a manlet?

>look at her legs, huh?

What a fucking disgusting pedophile.

>LOOK AT THOSE LEGS

>cucking a national audience into watching a furry strip

Good one Buttman

>look at those leg

Dionne is /ourguy/

>look at those legs

I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

so does that pens mascot display invalidate their cup win? i think it does

lmao memethews rekt

C R I N G E

Marcel has a HUUUUUGE boner

AHAHAHAHHA YOU FUCKING FURRIES

>spread those legs

Did I hear that right?

>pls watch our sport

Marcel may not have a ring but he also doesn't have a single fuck to give

Nah, she's tall fampai

/ourguy/

>biggest pussy award

remind me why this exists

>I was with him last night

what did he means by this?

PUCK
U
C
K

>finlan

Holy fuck this girls voice is like dying horses.

> Aly Raisman

You now remember this raising dicks everywhere

fuck this faggot

>manlet award

That trophy size is very fitting

is Johnny Gaudreau white?

lel

they're pandering so hard to the casuals

how big is the Lady Byng (Microsoft [TM])?

it looks so fucking small in manlet's hands

>This is now Dionne's coming out party

Diving confrimed for sportsmanlike. We diveice now

oh my heavens above

Don't worry senpai, I got this.

is that one of the engineers from prometheus?

this needs posted every day for the rest of time

didn't need any reminders fampailamalamalam to be desu honest

It's pretty much the "Try not to be a nigger" award. I like it.

BIG

DICK

BICK

Lets go Bicks

>giving gentleman trophy to a diver
What did NHL mean by this?

>honoring Brian Bickell

>sbisa gone

Thank fuck.

My brothers friends told me Gaudreau was a massive faggot in college
>Like all BC kids

>"As a woman, I'm offended at this sexist remark"

Heavy flow this month, eh Kippers?

Piano rendition of How You Like Me Now?

>MUH MS

BOIPUSSY
O
I
P
U
S
S
Y

HNNNNGGG

>80 year old Marcel Dionne will be getting prime gymnast Jew pusy tonight
>I'm watching the reddit awards alone

Uh, uh, uh ,uh, next season uh, uh ,uh

>hyper-extended elbow

No thanks.

i thought they were making fun of him at first because he got traded from chicago to carolina and started sucking lel

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>Bickell has MS

Why didn't he get the Masterton?

Didn't Josh Harding get the Masterton for that?

Fuck Craig Anderson.

so thats why he was shit after the 2014 cup

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>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah muh MS

lame shit lads

>she

Bicks didn't play enough games

Lolll fucking loser getting MS HAHAHAHA. Who the fuck cares

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>tfw you have to go alone in a room with Marcel Dionne so you can get your trophy

Craig Anderson's wife had a mole removed

deserves the MS for dying his hair red as a teen

that's an ugly girl(male)

>Bickell story ends

HOW YA LIKE ME NOW

did the flyers goalie let him score?

>plays at his funeral

>she's tall

She's fucking 5'0", she's a fucking gymnast.

Dion is like 5'4" next to her.

Of course

>You now remember Kessel's testicles

He hit the post no way the goalie wouldve saved it

HOW YA LIKE ME NOW

HOW YA LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>bringing this sob story onto the main stage

MAKE IT STOP

THICC

He's from New Jersey, you retard

Who is cutting onions?

AMANDA THICKELL

THICC

>Bickell's wife

HNNNNGH. More like THICCell

The only reason he was ever good was because he was on the Toews/Hossa line, which turned like 5 other scrubs into scorers.

turbo jej

Yo this was only supposed to go to 10. We are officially over time

Flyers let everyone score

>Bickell's wife THICC AS FUCK

HHHHNNNNGGGGGGG

He doesn't look like he has MS. What are the odds he's just faking it because he became shit all of a sudden