apologize to torts edition
/hoc/
what was that
FUCKING CRINGE MASCOT FAGGOTRY
THIS IS WHY THEY CALL IT FURPUCK
FUCK THIS
matthews looked mad as fuck KEK
Torts, I love you.
Just fucking announce everything on Twitter. I can't handle the cringe.
>ywn see this qt jewess fuck mcdavids gf with a strapon
This is embarrassing
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Xth for Grubauer to Vegas
Anyone get hard watching that
>even the kids are upset
jewess sighting
WEW
YOU JUST KNOW
what a perv lmao
>Marcel "Great" Dion
If he's so great, why the fuck is he a manlet?
>look at her legs, huh?
What a fucking disgusting pedophile.
>LOOK AT THOSE LEGS
>cucking a national audience into watching a furry strip
Good one Buttman
>look at those leg
Dionne is /ourguy/
>look at those legs
I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.
No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.
I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.
so does that pens mascot display invalidate their cup win? i think it does
lmao memethews rekt
C R I N G E
Marcel has a HUUUUUGE boner
AHAHAHAHHA YOU FUCKING FURRIES
>spread those legs
Did I hear that right?
>pls watch our sport
Marcel may not have a ring but he also doesn't have a single fuck to give
Nah, she's tall fampai
/ourguy/
>biggest pussy award
remind me why this exists
>I was with him last night
what did he means by this?
PUCK
U
C
K
>finlan
Holy fuck this girls voice is like dying horses.
> Aly Raisman
You now remember this raising dicks everywhere
fuck this faggot
>manlet award
That trophy size is very fitting
is Johnny Gaudreau white?
lel
they're pandering so hard to the casuals
how big is the Lady Byng (Microsoft [TM])?
it looks so fucking small in manlet's hands
>This is now Dionne's coming out party
Diving confrimed for sportsmanlike. We diveice now
oh my heavens above
Don't worry senpai, I got this.
is that one of the engineers from prometheus?
this needs posted every day for the rest of time
didn't need any reminders fampailamalamalam to be desu honest
It's pretty much the "Try not to be a nigger" award. I like it.
BIG
DICK
BICK
Lets go Bicks
>giving gentleman trophy to a diver
What did NHL mean by this?
>honoring Brian Bickell
>sbisa gone
Thank fuck.
My brothers friends told me Gaudreau was a massive faggot in college
>Like all BC kids
>"As a woman, I'm offended at this sexist remark"
Heavy flow this month, eh Kippers?
Piano rendition of How You Like Me Now?
>MUH MS
BOIPUSSY
O
I
P
U
S
S
Y
HNNNNGGG
>80 year old Marcel Dionne will be getting prime gymnast Jew pusy tonight
>I'm watching the reddit awards alone
Uh, uh, uh ,uh, next season uh, uh ,uh
>hyper-extended elbow
No thanks.
i thought they were making fun of him at first because he got traded from chicago to carolina and started sucking lel
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>Bickell has MS
Why didn't he get the Masterton?
Didn't Josh Harding get the Masterton for that?
Fuck Craig Anderson.
so thats why he was shit after the 2014 cup
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>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah muh MS
lame shit lads
>she
Bicks didn't play enough games
Lolll fucking loser getting MS HAHAHAHA. Who the fuck cares
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>tfw you have to go alone in a room with Marcel Dionne so you can get your trophy
Craig Anderson's wife had a mole removed
deserves the MS for dying his hair red as a teen
that's an ugly girl(male)
>Bickell story ends
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW
did the flyers goalie let him score?
>plays at his funeral
>she's tall
She's fucking 5'0", she's a fucking gymnast.
Dion is like 5'4" next to her.
Of course
>You now remember Kessel's testicles
He hit the post no way the goalie wouldve saved it
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW
HOW YA LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>bringing this sob story onto the main stage
MAKE IT STOP
THICC
He's from New Jersey, you retard
Who is cutting onions?
AMANDA THICKELL
THICC
>Bickell's wife
HNNNNGH. More like THICCell
The only reason he was ever good was because he was on the Toews/Hossa line, which turned like 5 other scrubs into scorers.
turbo jej
Yo this was only supposed to go to 10. We are officially over time
Flyers let everyone score
>Bickell's wife THICC AS FUCK
HHHHNNNNGGGGGGG
He doesn't look like he has MS. What are the odds he's just faking it because he became shit all of a sudden