OFFICIAL METS VS DODGERS GAMETHREAD

sell sell sell

Lineups

>mest
1. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
2. Wilmer Flores (R) 1B
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
6. T.J. Rivera (R) 3B
7. Jose Reyes (S) SS
8. Gavin Cecchini (R) 2B
9. Tyler Pill (L) P

>doyers
1. Chase Utley (L) 2B
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Chris Taylor (R) LF
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Logan Forsythe (R) 3B
6. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
7. Joc Pederson (L) CF
8. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
9. Rich Hill (L) P

Complete futility edition

>the state of this season

>night off for conforto
he's taken about the last 2 weeks off

oh boy i can't wait for the mets to lose AGAIN!

>hill

I don't trust it

you now remember when grandy used to do that all the time

How did the first run score

When are they going to dump fucking the piece of shit Hill?

damn tyler pill is elite
leadoff HR

grandy blasted one out solo.

>wheeler gets shelled
>gsellman gets shelled
>pill untouched

huh

Yea kind of expected him to get his ass reamed but holding on nice

Wait one more inning

Why does espn do interviews during the game?

Gimmicks

Idk, it's fucking annoying, and so are all three of these guys.

I have never seen someone intentionally let a ball drop like that lol

such a waste

Come on CESPEDES, CREAMPIE THoSE FUCKING WHORES! GOD DAMNIT!

TJ rivera is fucking garbage lmao

THE METS ARE A MESS!

SAD!

How can you fuck that up

Literally had a minute to prepare

Dude, I guarantee you most of us could have made that play. THAT'S FUCKING BASIC !!!

I TELL YA WHAHT

>no-hitter still intact
top lel

Anyone got an SNY stream the only ones I can find are the LA feed

Why? The Mest just lost. Again. See you in 25 years.

Surprised Rivera didn't throw to first

hahahahahahaahaha

my sides

oh boy based loaded and no outs? i wonder how we're gonna fuck this one up.

Triple play

I mean at this rate it's not that far fetched

Puig should have called Utley off on that.

GIDP incoming

>load bases
>remember that the team is full of minor league hitters

nice

BWAHAHAHAHA

METS YOU CANT SEE A FASTBALL AFTER A CURVE?

FILTHY FILTHY RICH HILL

Holy fuck Hill you magician.

Disgusting

what a shocker.

CANT DITCH THE RICH

jesus fucking christ mets, do you eat your own feces for lunch?

>Crashing this team

>load bases with no outs
>strike out the side with 85 mph heat

lolmets

well it's about that time to take my nightly walk across the street to the corner store and further my raging alcoholism. brb beer run.

>thx for reading my blog

CODY MY MAN

also thanks mest for doing you

>dodger

m8 just get high

LMFAO!

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desu the mest need to be folded

Based Bellinger

>Pill

Don't worry Sandy and Terry will still claim this team is a playoff contender

weed > alcohol desu

How do Mets fans put up with this?

TYBP

TYBP

It was before your elite young pitching staff died.

deGrom is probably next

TYBP

>tfw you once again won't get to throw a save

Flores has no chance if Puig decides to charge him.

Hasn't Flores seen what Puig does to his own teasmmates in the outfield?

lol flores "protecting the game"

FAWK YOU

I still remember Turner Ward getting his shit kicked in by Bellisario and Howell during that Dbacks brawl a few years ago.

It started with tebow. Mets invited the tebow "curse." Tebow is by far the luckiest athlete in history who always seems to get chances at glory through other players misfortune.

Mets stars are dropping like flies, which will translate into them being like 40 games out in sept. Attendance will be at a low. Naturally tebow will get called up and get to achieve his "dream" of playing in the majors.

Flores SEETHING

draped over the dugout fence by the camera well. I was at that game, good shit.

what the fuck i was gone like 10 minutes.

>1-5

i'm not able to watch, what's up with flores?

did he swap the tears for rage?

He's mad that puig stared at the baseball for 2 seconds longer than cespedes typically does

It was pretty savage. This is the baseball equivalent of being cucked.

cody slags

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does Romo bang?

He used to until his homie Lopez retired

>mest

It'd be like breaking a tooth-pick.

>puig

So what would you say you do here?

Another one

>GRANDALF THE GREAT

It's a shame, I actually liked watching Mest games as a Dodgers fan before and I was hoping for an NLDS rematch soon.

>dodgers fans

if you're white with any self respect you are an angels fan

>Angels

>The team that is actively and unapologetically wasting Mike Trout's prime years

not even once.

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>Mets entire pitching staff

Fucking BTFO

perfect

>Game isn't even over yet
>Doyers already in 1st

FEELS GOOD

reminder that the Mest are the mutant child of the Brooklyn Dodgers and the NY Giants.