Military service starts in 48 hours

>Military service starts in 48 hours
1. you are cunt
2. is conscription still a thing there?

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1. worst corean citizen
2. yea

It's pretty bad because even people with ph.d have to go to the military and serve like a year and a half or so.
I'm pretty sure it is much easier for the finbros because they are first world people. Gooks are third worlders so they are more cruel to each other in the barracks

Hajoa paskaasi.

>Hauskaa siellä on. Asenne oikeaksi ja vittu vinkuu vain!

MORNINGS

Czechia
No, we fell for the "professional army" meme.

Yes.
Tho i paid like 800 bucks or smth and served only for a month

No but ive volunteered, i start in August

silly english runt

>military service starts in 72h
>Ends in next june

lopettakaa

We have enough idiots who are patriotic about a country that's just a gaggle of outcasts.

>We have enough idiots who are patriotic about a country that's just a gaggle of outcasts.

>being forced to go to the military

literally dictatorship tier

we got rid of that under a conservative government (!!!)

Literally me in 2013

Russland
Yes

1. Fleg
2. No, we barely have a military and thanks to the EU we'll never need one.

just balkanize already

what

>conscription

But you have experienced the feeling what comes from meeting all sorts of guys put in the same small space, and that means literally all sorts of guys.

The conscription offers you an inimitable change to meet ultra moron guys, ultra clever guys and ultra "fucking-hell-I-didn't-see-that-coming" -guys. And they come in so many variations.

It smellz like ur momz pu$$y coz shes the barracks fuck toy haha

ur mom gets banged by more than 50 % of berbers and black people :DDDDDDDDDD

My friend is in reserves and likes it but don't think getting yelled at all day is for me my dad did that enough when I was a kid haha

i would pay to do it

>he's male
Heh.

We have but it's infamously shitty nowadays.

in finland i mean

I am a cunt.
Yes. I am avoiding the service.

ur mom does it free :DDD

>there are 18 year olds on Sup Forums

lest we forget


kill yourself OP

umm nice try sweetie but I'm 20 xx

1. Republic of Burger
2. No, but I enlisted and served 4 years anyway. Good times for the most part, would do it again.
Being in a non-meme military like ours is a totally different experience though, not really comparable.

huomenta x347
HAJOO PASKAAS VITUN MOSA!!!

Flag and yeah.

1. Sweden
2. Yes, it's a thing again.

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elämän koulu is still a thing

currently avoiding conscription through psychiatric hospital, tried a lot of interesting pills

if they won't believe I am mentally ill I am going to assault their boss with a knife

don't mess with me you cunts

>Join military
>Say I want to get out
>They let me out in 3 months
I love not having to be conscripted

1. France
2. Not anymore since 1997. We only have one "defence and citizenship" day during high school

no you wouldn't. my service was only 6 months, but every second of it sucked. i will never ever go back to there, even if i get called for military refresher course

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I served as a field medic in the end. Recommended as a comfy job. The most serious cases were two strained ankles and one rash that suddenly developed into pretty bad eczema. The eczema guy spent about half of his service in hospital lying down and doing absolutely nothing.

Is it officially reinstated already?

lol I didn't even know that was a thing anymore
are you first world niggas literally commies

Do any of you watch the finnish football league? i got a question.

>99.99% of "americans" are from europe, asia, or africa

Boohoo did u get bullied because of your misaki pillow :DDDD absolute degenerate wimp

>every second of it sucked
why didn't you go to civil service then? I enjoyed my time in army, but I would have changed if I didn't like it.

Well you must seen those guys there who whined and cried about everything but were too dumb and scared to get the fuck out.

i don't watch anime and i never got bullied. spending 1/3 of the service in the woods was awful, especially when we only got around 2-3 hours of sleep every night

because all of my friends and relatives went to army. biggest reason for it was my father, who probably would've disowned me if i didn't serve in army

but i never cried about it. i did everything they asked me to do, and most people actually wondered why i didn't go to AUK. i only whine about my service on interweb, because i can

I talked to a guy from neighbouring company. He was making animal sounds to appear crazy and hoping to get C papers.Honestyl, C papers looks much worse than civil service in a resume (doubt he'll ever need one though).>my father
Fair enough, that sucks.

>is conscription still a thing there?
LOL no, we don't live in Africa

>we don't live in Africa

kjeh khej herkisty MOSHAAAA

No, you live in middle-east.

Do you know what your job will be?
Will you be stationed far from your home?

Sounds fun

What's the point of fighting for a non-Carolean army?

How many years must you serve?

yes, but i am ethnic minority so don't have to.

>>Military service starts in 48 hours
enjoy it. soon enough you will be trapped with your job and family

Do you get paid?

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Fucking jew

>not joining the military as an officer

LMAO nigga what ur doing?

what

Here you usually have to earn your rank.

But given the circumstances i understand that they let any monkey with little over 90iq to lead in sopa de macaco land.

>meet ultra moron guys, ultra clever guys and ultra "fucking-hell-I-didn't-see-that-coming" -guys.
Vid related
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Doing military academy.

I graduated as 3rd sgt.

>elämän koulu
Is this Leevi or do you just speak Finnish?

>Is this Leevi

Eihän Leevi Leavings enää ole elossa?

1. the way north
2. yes i think so

Uncalled for desu.

Now it is again. Finally more will defend our country to keep the cuckoldry safe :)

>born just in the right time to browse conscript psychosis videos all day on youtube
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can any fellow brazilian confirm the dink inspection is an actual thing?

I'm not THAT straight so I'm kinda worried

>monkey land
>yes
You have to enlist, but you usually won't have to serve the military if you tell them you don't want to, they are usually overloaded with people that want to follow that kind of life

we do have worst conscription in 1st world finn bro

godspeed anyway

>i think so
Jesus fucking christ, you don't know for sure?

The absolute state of Norwegian education.

They only check your crotch IF you enlist.

But usually nothing happens.

>implying ur a man if u haven't been in the military

>he isn't a jobnik master race
>he only gets to go home every other weekend or less
>he needs to sleep in a bunk bed with 7 other sweaty guys and not alone in his room
>he has to spend all his time with mongoloid mouth breathers and not qt girls in overly tight dress uniform
>he has to eat shitty food past expiration date instead of his mother's home cooking
>he will need to do reserve service every year until he is forty
>he will ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY risk his life instead of getting job experience and industry connections

Combatcucks will never learn

it's not true, you'll just have to be on your underwear and the doctor will examine you, nothing really happens

it's not finland-tier, which is why i was reluctant

>II/13
Army was fun, especially when you actually got to shoot real assault rifles and since I was in the guerillas, I got to go innawoods with some autists.

>finnish football league
Finnish football sucks, ice hockey or even ski jumping is better than that.

Also hello Oтгoнбaяp, I suppose youre really mongolian and not a proxy?

>II/13 guerilla
were you in porpr? wasnt that batch the skvj one?

>in a resume
fucking idiot

on a second thought it was 1/13 whatever

Ei mutta Leevi oli yläasteella eräs tuntemani puoliryssä jonne joka selasi kesken ranskantuntien ylilautaa ja sitä venäistä lautaa
Katoin että kyseinen ryssä olisi ollut Leevi kun tuntee käsitteen "elämän koulu"

ilmeeni kun kävelin aikoinaan kutsunnoista ulos auringonpaisteeseen vapauttavat paperit kädessä

>is conscription still a thing there?

I wish

>when you complete the NCO training and due to nepotism you become the sergeant of the female conscript squad

Feels good tbqh sleeping in the same tent with qts

Are you a grill or is the Eesti army just really weird?

>Is it officially reinstated already?

Yep. The law goes into effect today, literally.

How does that happen? Are you the Generals son or something?

I think any army would have a shortage of female NCO's so they have to use males since there's an abundance of them.

No i live in a socialist cunt

>have all the cool modern weaponry with civilized ppl
>dont want to have a boyscout camp of 6 months

ill do it for you if thats allowed

Enjoy your real life /ak/ harem, Kalev

Have fun

t. II/10 cable corporal

We have male male NCOs commanding female recuits (though mostly vice versa, 80% of the commanders at my non-combat bootcamp were extremely bitchy girls), but they would never sleep in the same tent