/cum/ - Canada Day

The yellow race of the opposite sex?

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First for Poland

this one

other doesn't say cum

>that other thread

Second for jewes tricks

Since today is Canada day you must jack off to Canadian porn.

fuck as*ans

well... post pics of you..

thinking about getting drunk tonight
y/n?

stop using my pics

wtf?!!?!
It's mine, you can't tell me what to do!!!!!

you can use pics of yourself ya leaf

Taiwan Beer 18 Days

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you figure out what was wrong with your car?

don't we all desire

It was the struts and I don't have time to fix it, so I ordered the parts and will have to drive my car to the mechanics tomorrow morning and then walk to work

It angers me

gf likes the grape flavored one
gotta try pineapple someday

just sent this to a girl on reddit

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What /cum/ conspiracies do you believe in?

Here's what I think

1. Dane is a leaf with a proxy
2. Baja was never a girl
3. Most of you love leafs even though you treat them badly

Very Happy Canada Day For All Canadian

I figured. Driving shitty cars for years Ive gotten good at figuring out whats wrong with them

Hate late night to early morning /cum/ when Ryan, proxyfuck and footshit are the only posters

>footshit

lol

>Baja was never a girl

Ryan does not belong on that list

I really like Manitobans

It isn't THAT shitty

It's just a couch moving at 50mph is all

One is obvious, 2 is a conspiracy if you actually believe he was a girl

He's a bit better for sure

>dreaming
>bought crack
>using it in my room
>my eyes suddenly feel like they're gonna burst out of my face
>head gets super hot and stuffy
>mom calling me from down the hall
>look in the mirror, eyes are huge as fuck like a cat
>head deflates in a torrent of blood and (i'm asuming) brains
shant be sleeping again

Minnesota is basically Manitoba-lite, do you like us too?

Only had 5 hours of sleep but I feel alert

This just happened!

Yes very much so

fair amount of blood after rough teeth flossing

good taste in video games

americans love leafs, especially rockford.

Still no good advice on where to invest the 2500 dollars

eastern poland

My college fund

lottery tickets

invest in taiwan

I'm ashamed of being a G*rman

gib

You can actually reliably beat the house at blackjack if you're smart about it

>invest in a struggling economy

No thanks

Still no good advice on what to do with $87500 dollars

you'd invest in some toes in your mouth

eastern poland

Make a website.

hates poles

lost cause

jew scam

@76692724
Received a filtered you

nigger

i'm dumb

how?

How much would one jessicababyfat cost?

stupid dumb dirty Received a filtered you poster

>how?
gugel it dipstick

Happy Canada Day, Candanons

>be half-black half-white like obama (but my dad's the white one)
>brother married a chinese girl
>not sure what kind of girl I'll date/marry, kinda down for any kind of girl really if she's qt

What do you guys think I should go for?

The cause can only be lost without financial support, inshallah

just a little bit and I'll succ your toes

hmm i'm not sure, she was in dubai already so i guess a rich sheik probably planted his camelseed in her for an absurd amount and she's spoiled now/grossly overestimates her worth

Drop $2500 on a computer for mining cryptocurrency. I think it'd be a fun hobby.

a sweden girl

Pay a professional 2000$ and spend 500$ on marketing.

Agreed

that looks like a passionatekiss

youtube.com/watch?v=VDVaiwzU8yc

the average cumtard

remember this meme?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Y*NKS APOLOGIZE

A bullet

I had a crush on this really hot 6'3" blonde german chick when I first started uni, but ofc she had a bf already. Maybe I should just find another mulatto girl

it's his niece

i introdiced that meme to /cum/

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blaze it 420

eh i certainly do remember aboot dat meme buddy

No, I did

I'm with Her

you dont even know what introdicing is you dumb leaf

>finally get a day off
>everything is closed
This is fucking Bullshit

Who dat ?

I want to marry either a Italian/Mediterranean girl, or a Filipino/Asean girl because I think both of those types of people would make good for long-term relationships and wives. I also like tanned skin, and both of those people have features I like

I like Germanic women and Irish women too, but I have brown hair/eyes and if I have children they'll also have brown hair/eyes which disappoints me because I like blonde/ginger hair and features a lot

What type of woman do you want to marry, /cum/?

Bullet? Not familiar with that race.

*eats a banana*

Fuck off

I saw a light up tim hortons sign on the side of the road that some old guy was selling and didnt buy it. Sad!

Are you the mullato? Stay away from Italian women.

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Fucking cuck

sauce?

Julian > Ricky > Bubbles
Not even a debate. Just a statement of fact.

Daily reminder that the settlers of Newfoundland drove the natives to absolute fucking extinction.

*stares at you*

Good

*vomiting*

Nordic women for Nordic men and Mediterranean women for Mediterranean men.

Thank you.

*sharts*

*sharts but on the toilet*

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tick tock tick tock

tick

tock

The year is exactly half over

newfoundlands a damn big island and i remember reading about how the beothuk were like ghost people in that the europeans never even saw them

pretty mysterious desu, how'd they all die out when the interior of nfld is barely settled?

how's the progress going? any dates?