RISK

One player spot open!

Invade Kim

Reporting

Also let me know if I missed you. There's alot going on, and this is my first time gosting. I will correct the mistake in the following Mupdate.

Attack the pink menace.

Attack Armenians
Defend if attacked

Invade Germany

Fire Every Cannon At Once At Denmark's Babies.
(That's a roll against Denmark)

You missed Germany, he invaded Norway.

Huh thought I'd done more damage to pink with my 2 dubs.

Oh well attack pink in Scotland

And I got Dubs

He also got dubs

Fixan.
He also had dibs, and you wanted Corsica.

Anybody here have payday 2 and want to play it with me on steam after this?

Rolling
King Conan is forced to flee deep into his core territory. Abandoning Norway and British Isles.
Expand in Northern Russia, Defend to the DEATH!

What's it about?

Yeah you added Corsica. Just fuck up pink in Scotland with the rest

heisting

super fun my niqq

I'm not much of a gamer, other than board gaming and sometimes war games (not CoD, it's shit).

You fucking earned Scotland.

MUPDATE.
Think I fixed Germany, Norway, and Denmark. Holy fuck, Dubs are lethal. I also missed myself. This roll is going south.

My land is open for lurkers.
I'm going to work
GG

Invade Armenia
Defend if attacked

Attack pink in England/Scotland, invade Denmark if spills are needed.

Attack Kim

Both Denmark and Morac are sitting ducks boys, unless a lurker snatches them up. Give one turn of no attacking them, then they're fair game.

Attacc more denmarcc

Continue to remove pink from Britania.

Rolling
Attack and Invade captured german territory through Finland!
Defend

How we dividing green if he doesn't come back or get taken over?

Just to be clear, NOT defending in Scotland. I abandoned that.

I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. I may just White it out.

Cede your territory there to red

I'll take Greece and East Italy

You can't attack him?
When England is mine, I'm gonna head east and kick your ass. Along with your buttbuddy Denmark.

Fine. Ceding captured English tiles to Red.

I know not now. Thinking ahead.

How many are allied with the Nazis now?

Me and Portugal, as far as I know.

Surrender land to armenia good night

Can I join?

Okay then, Denmark and Morac are fair game. Scramble for Africa boys, but I will give one of them to a newfag as soon as one appears.

Orange just opened up. But it's up to OP

One more player spot open, you sure can! Either that or Denmark, which won't survive the next round.

G'night. Orange keeps dropping people.
Yes, you can have Orange it seems.

Finish what I started and fill France. Try to march all the way to Belgium if I have enough and don't roll like shit.

Invade Kim

Or Lime Green. Your choice.

Cede Scotland territories to red. Move into Africa through Gibraltar.

I can't thank you enough.

Rolling
Invade Germany
Defend

I only went to war to defend your claim. It's only right.

I'll have orange as is my rightful clay. Calling all liege lords to support my claim and attack the tyranny of the greenlands to the east.

destroy Cold Loving Pick-nigger

PICK A SIDE, KING OF THE NORTH. LIME GREEN OR ORANGE.

Pink nigger

I chose orange infidel scum.

Sorry breh. Just frustrated iwth the drops.

Take the Hebrides, Orkneys, and Shetland islands. Spills into France.

Mupdate. Gave Orange a little new land to help him out. Just 5 units.

Wait why the fuck did I reroll?

I'm a retard.

Fuck up orange some more

Continue African expansion down by the canaries.

Forgot my last roll, adding it and the 1 get next mupdate.

That's greyed out clay. Can we take it? Just assumed we couldn't.

King Conan realizes that he must submit to Germany to save the white race. Ceding all lands to The New Reich!

What? At least find a new player.

I assume all land claims goes to France and Belgium then.

Fuck no, cedes ruin fair play. He can have 19 units, everything else he must annex normally.

I surrendered. Pretty sure germany gets it all since we were at war. In any case, I'm out

No quitcede fag

He can have 19 units, the rest he has to invade before I give it to a newfag.

Take the Greek Green Clay and Expand down the Eastern Coast of Italy

Up to you and Germany who gets Netherlands Belgium etc I'm happy with Africa for the moment

>88
Sieg heil.

Templar, what is you roll for this round?

He's going for Italians and Greeks, so I'm sure he doesn't mind.

Take Belgium and Netherlands.

It's fine by me to.

Wait shit that was before the mapdate though.

That's good.
Expand in France.

Why do I keep on doing this?

Got it. I'll give you to very first roll get, the 34. MUPDATE.

Take all unclaimed spaces surrounding France, spills into England.

Finish canaries move east towards Algeria

That's you roll. Slow down a bit.

Get orange

Take all of Greece

I know, also you have some land OP. Why aren't you playing.. anymore?

Kek, I'm focusing on you guys more than myself. I'll fix up the Greater Anasazi.

West will soon meet east. This will be interesting.

Push east. We must erase green

Say Pedro, you're going to be colliding with the Armenians soon. You wouldn't be against helping me reign him in a little, would you?

Lunatic! The Anasazi are a peaceful folk!

There is still much land to take before then. We will see.

Next round I'll help you grow in Russia.
>inb4 expand northern Norway/western Italy if Germany/Portugal approves

MUPDATE. Total War is upon us.

THE KING IN DA NORF

I have no problem with that.