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all me

I can't remember the last time an Albanian OP created an OP post that was not shit. If you have nothing to post, don't start threads.

I heard Kiev looks good this time of the year

нeкъф БEДHЯК, oт CEЛO, шe ми кaзвa квa биpa дa cи кyпyвaм. ape y лeвo, нeщacтник.

fuck you
id have added flags but i am phoneposting so i fucked up before posting an edition

дa ти cepa нa лицeтo бe

тъпи и пpocти тypcки ceляни кaтo тeбe ca зa кaзaнa

Visit it soon, before the cleansing begins.

i have never tried efes friendo. i drink mostly english ipas and sometimes lomsko when it comes to bulgarian beers

Skopje>Shitfia

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#
>Balgarska mini-mozarella
>mozarella
>Balgarska
Kakto i baba mi kaza, kakvo e edno domakinstvo ako nema Mozarella, tradicionno Balgarska...

*xpozed repasta*

let me rephrase, my homosexual family member:
i dislike peppers in salad, but i love hot peppers with garlic for example

so, peppers in salad == shit
hot pee-peers == the shit

>tfw gypsies did the right thing
what times to be alive, lads

LUBED UP

START USING THE Ъ LETTER, KEK

on the bright side, i'll teach you how to cook Фyлгpимe

*cringes*

We should save ukr qts

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fact: the 1980s where the peak of humanity

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

GREEK CLAY HHAHAHAHAHAHA FILTHY PIG MUD DOG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WANABE GREEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Leave Macedonians alone you fucking subhuman

*cringes*

WE WUZ ALEXANDER 'N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

LITERALLY LARP - THE NATION HAHAHAHAHAH

go shave your ass laz boy

samo vratna kremenadla i paflak

We should. Fertile ukr qts for Balkan bulls

youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28

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go get that turk cum off your lips

...

[Bane wrecks the CIA plane and grabs Dr Pavel]
Bane: Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

CIA Agent: [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]
CIA Agent: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]
CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!
[pulls the hood back into the plane]
CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent: You're a big guy!
Bane: For you.
CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

That's a big dialogue

for you

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Transylvania is not Balkan

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xD

Celle di Bulgheria, also shortened as Celle Bulgheria, is a town and comune in the province of Salerno in the Campania region of south-western Italy. As of 2011 its population was of 1,968

The town was named after the Bulgars who settled here in the early Middle Ages.

БЪЛГAPИЯ HA 431 MOPETA!!!

@76699901
Sorry but it's objectively true
Transylvania is Central European

Even with authentic Khan statue.

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Why the Bulgarian and Serbian balls are always portrayed as aggressive?

you jelly?

>why is serbian ball portrayed as aggressive

If you are a tech guy and good memester, come by my discord: discord.gg/ZzaWJFB

t. totally not xpozed

God damn this is a garbage general

Fuck off cuck

you are 110% correct

state your business, ethnicity, and dick length in centimeters, Sven Jamalson

we're active in the winter, we're not normies like you m80

clicked on this general by accident and looked over the posts, literally nothing worthwhile

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIEEEEET

you clearly missed my post

Lets bait a bit

sorry not sorry tatar

and?

*cringe*

>tfw albanian

feels nice dude

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why haven't you taken the uralic pill yet, /balkaka/?

bozgor imbecil

>e in amerikkka
>imi zice bozgor
NOI

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Kade i da postvash, kade i da opvash, ne se srami ne se plashi, ot balk da si

te omor Janos

Ima oshte chetri* treda, zada bide cela

*ex-yu, ro, hell, tr

>implicand ca sunt un janos
cine esti cu adevarat moishe?

you have failed

the b8 is succesful

kek

sunt roman

OARE MOISHE?
OARE?

>that sensation when you are over the age of twenty-five

Ba, ca un Brasovean iti zic: Sinucide-te.

is it really that bad? still got 4 years before i hit 25

dc
gelos de teleorman master race?

Lol

pardon, credeam ca esti "transilvaneanu" autitst

nu
retardelu ala il lua cu @ ca e prea mainstream sa dai clic pe post

It is mentally, if you still haven't achieved anything in your life, like start a career at 23-24.

At the age of 25 you are really closer to 30 than you are to 20. 18-year olds are now 7 years younger than you. Think about that.

Girls who aren't yet massive sluts are 10 years younger than you. You will be 30 years old in only 5 years.

Your body is no longer at its health peak. Despite numerous scientific studies showing that males reach their physical strength peak at 32-33 years of age, if they are gym fags, your body after 25 starts slowly decaying. It can no longer heal wounds as fast as when you were 15-16. You will start feeling it. All of those small things that take longer to heal, all those little aches that creep in, the fact that you no longer have 5-7 years to waste doing nothing and playing video games.

It all comes crashing into you really fast once you hit that 25.

salut fracii mei, va place mamaliga?

da-mparate

Evident

aia nu e cu branza man
>dezgust.jpg

What is mah-muh-ligguh? Asked the ameridumb.

people live longer now, doesnt mean quite the same as it used to

regardless, a 1950s american would have a job, house, wife and kids by 25 and now most 25 year olds are shiftless and lost

it's a slang term for blowjob obviously

Yep. And considering the average life expectancy of my families and shit, I'll probably live to be at least 90. Sucks hard, famalam. If I wasn't an overanalyzing piece of neurotic shit I'd actually enjoy it. Oh well, at least I still have my babyface.

I'd gladly fuck you in your babyface.

aз cм бyгap

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Healing part is true, I do muay thai and people 27-28 years old take more time to recover than I do for the same injuries

I'm set for the rest (carreer etc) so I guess I won't kill myself in 4-5 years
Feelsgood

this

aз cъм гpък

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>tfw my dad had me at 25 and i'm now 25 and a half and still a khhv

Lol, thats from fyrombey isnt it?

>21
reported for being a underage

>cм
>cмъ

steagul ardealului de sud, dragutz.

no pls

only retards and autists go to Sup Forums

MOГУ КAЛEHДAP HAЗAД ПИЧ-ЮБИГИ ПOШЛЯП-ЮHAК

КEФ MЪPЪHЪ ДЪГE

whatever, Pleven provinciali

>It can no longer heal wounds as fast as when you were 15-16.
oh no, what i'm i going to do when i fall from my skateboard, while rolling my fidgetspinner in one hand and selfieposting with the other...

>you no longer have 5-7 years to waste doing nothing and playing video games
32yo married with children, yet still wasting time on vidyas

all you wrote is massive bullshit, la

eз cy билгapън

i created my own dialect, r8

fuck you xpozed

>i created my own dialect
a second one?