That'll be 78.46 + 89% tip

That'll be 78.46 + 89% tip

Dont forget you have to pay for my Gas and the singles pizza fee.

Overall its gonna be $217.87

y-y-you too

Let me get it- come in and close the door

>living somewhere where delivery pizza is more than 30$
did it to yourself

Wow that is cheaper than Tyrone's Saucy Pizza Palace. thanks!

pfft, I could beat that girl in a fight

HERES 300 KEEP THE CHANGE

DOMINOS 50% OFF DEAL RIGHT NOW!!

Why does this picture exist? Is this one of the gay scenarios where the friend knows their friend is working at pizza place so they personally request them to deliver? I don't hang around people often but I remember this situation happening once between my sister and her friend.

Here let me hold the pizza and you can reach in my pocket for the money.

hmmm I'm going to try this someday. I'll tip at least 5 dollars like a good goy if I dare try that tho.

Fuck off, I've got my falcon right here

won't work unless you're a 11/10 megachad

What a coincidence? My not get raped fee is $217.87.

>tfw Jamal and Daquan accompanied her just for this occasion

>character orders a pizza
>it's just greasy cheese

What is wrong with Amerilards?

>jamal and daquan
>protecting someone
>for free
Oh you have a lot to learn user

MERICA BETA NU MALES

d-do I g-get t-to k-kiss and h-hug y-y-you?

leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!

>MONY IS HARD

BACK TO YUROPOORISTAN

PAN

What the fuck do you think you retarded fucknugget I'll kick you into the garden and bury ur ass like a dinosaur lmao

Honestly scared right now.

everything is quirky and sexy and tender for girls. I wish I was a girl.

Pay her and ask her if she'd want to come over after work to chill or ask her out for coffee another day and approach her like a normal person. If she says no I'll try my luck on another girl. I'm a chad btw.

>chad
>asks out pizza delivery girl
nah

>be american
>get paid to do a job
>expect to get paid by customers too

Not on my watch.

>be american
>can't understand why tipping is bad for workers
It's because the EMPLOYERS should pay them more. They're the ones employing them.

It's not your job to make up for their employers jewishness.

Get your goddamn elbow off my fucking door, zipperhead. I just painted that shit and now you're all up on it with your elbow grease and whatever the fuck else. And what the hell is in that plastic bag? That doesn't look like a 2-liter bottle of coke zero. It looks like some bullshit rocket ship that your moron kid brother made for school but it doesn't fly for shit, I bet. Oh and nice apron. Where'd you get it? The Kill-Yourself store? Never been? You should definitely go there sometime. Here, let me take this heavy pizza off your hands since I know your skinny ass weakling arms are having such a tough time with it. Now back up off my steps like a good little idiot and fuck right off, you fucking stupid.

I ORDERED A HANDKERCHIEF PIZZA MAP!
WHERE IS IT

WE

>you fucking stupid

>order papajohns
>use coupon code to get 25% off
>give 25% tip

feels good ._.

that pricing sounds about right for prostitution and she looks about in that range.

Sounds pretty Chad to me. It's like she delivered herself.