What about the droid attack on the wookies?

What about the droid attack on the wookies?

bravo lucas

I have a GREAT relationship with The Blacks

The wookies?

what is the cost-benefit ratio of protecting a race that literally eats their own shit?

>yeah let's just send fucking yoda and some clones to fight on a single irrelevant beach in the middle of nowhere

Benefit is being able to blow up two death stars 20 years down the pipeline.

As far as I remember Kashyyyk was an important staging post on a hyperspace lane.

>dropping droids on an easily defensible beachfront when you have complete atmospheric dominance

>shut-up, Master Penis-top...nobody cares.

wtf lucas. take some writing lessons.

Exactly for that shit is why the federation leave us!

The prequels are the gifts that keep on giving

>WHAT ABOUT THEM YOU DICKHEAD FUCK WIT?!
>Master Mace-
>OH NO NO, THIS PENIS LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER WITH HIS DICK LOOKING SKULL AND HOLOGRAPHIC BULLSHIT THINKS HES GOT A FUCKING SAY ABOUT A BUNCH OF TREE RUG LOOKING FUCKERS HOOPIN AND HOLLERIN LIKE THE GHETTO FUCKS I GOTTA DEAL WITH IN MY HOOD

Went a little too far there, Lucas. It's a sci fi fantasy movie after all

great question, anyone care to answer?

So why did the council forgot about Kashyyyk until Ki Adi Mundi brought it up.

Also, was an beach invasion really necessary?

It was necessary so people would think "Wow this is just like Saving Private Ryan which is a movie I have seen"

*bweoooo*

"If you ever wondered what it would be like if hippies ran a war"

it's more like a

*gsszzzzsh*

>it's a system we cannot afford to lose

Fucking why??

Wookie Lives Matter

>Execute Order 66

Bravo Lucas

>mostly blonde and asian rich human kids hide at the Jedi Council's chamber
What did Lucas mean by this?

Massive shortage of fur

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to get that great little startled reaction out of that kid, Lucas brought in Raimi to shout racially charged expletives at them for that one scene.

he really was approaching maximum poetry in RotS.

to make the audience more sympathetic
nobody cares about niglets getting diced up

Im glad that the only kid who said anything in this movie got killed.

No it's

*shzzzmmm*

sheev looks like THAT?

Actually it's

*implied child massacre*

it's more like

*pissshhaaahh*

What seems to be the tactic in this fight?

Put a lot dudes on the beach and have them shoot the incoming droids

Brah this tactic is still talked about at the First Order military colleges.

>select all units
>move here
>autoattack

*Han, the force and the jedi are real. My friend was Yoda, the leader of jedi*

Operation get behind the Wookies

>Luke, you want to be a Jedi? I know where Yoda, the greatest grand master Jedi is. Let me tell you where

Anyone else hates this little shit's accent?

shut up Chewie

>Mastuh Skyahwalkuh

user there are too many of them what we going to do?

*unzips dick*

The combined prequels vs TDKR
which is danker?

What was the Trade Federation trying to gain from Kashyyyk?

I like how all the padawans were showed as very diverse earlier on but in this shot it's 5 boys and 1 Asian boy getting murdered, bravo Lucas you fucking cuck.

BWC for their women

The meme density of TDKR is much higher
The opening scene is gold.
Every line

In 5 minutes it's spawned more memes than 6 hours of lucas blundering

So Han would be 5 years old at the time of end of RotS.

So like 30 years have past before we got to NH and the force and Jedi have already been forgotten?

did they say that in the film?

WHAT ABOUT IT YOU EGGPLANT HEADED FUCK

Hell naw
That's all EU shit that may not be canon anymore

>send endless waves of men at them

>men
They're just wookies

The Conehead probably wanted to remind the council that the have wookies to exterminate

>Geonosis
>Just run upright at each other and shoot a lot
Jedi were fucking amazing generals, why did the war take so long?

star wars episode VIII will explore the geopolitical significance of the hairy retard planet

Fun fact: In the EU, that guy is one of the few Jedi allowed to have wives because his species reproduces slowly. So he's allowed to have a harem of women

You got a zipper on your penis? Gross

I guess Sith really are the ones who deal in absolutes, Lucas is a fucking genius

>it was a retcon to explain a throwaway line in a novelization nobody read that was released before Lucas made the Jedi abstinent
I'm glad the EU is dead.

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You are now aware that Han couldn't understand a word Chewbacca said

For good sabers, it's

*tssscheeeyooom*

But for evil sabers, it's

*kaaaiyyssszzch*

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Grievous was the hero we deserved.

What is it with Kenobi and killing good people?

>where should we land our droid fleet?
>on the water, facing an easily defendable beach
>sir we could just fly over them
>no we will do this Dday style!

>Should we bomb them from orbit? They only have a single trench line and some trees
>No!

Sure he can. He just can't speak wook.

>Sir we've arrived in the Coruscant system
>Alright get the entire fleet into low orbit and make sure that our destroyers all fly in tight formation so we can't use anti-fighter weaponry without hitting our own vessels. Also if you get into any trouble fly into the nearest friendly ship.

lol then why didn't Chewie just tell Han jedis were real?
Han was just some douchebag who owns a walking carpat as a slave. He can't actually understand him.

R2 knew everything too

He knew Luke was Vader's kid and that Leia was too
He never got wiped all the way through

>Nah just fly around and cause chaos, I'll go get the chancellor by myself
>sir are you sure about that?
>whose the general here???

>If you do enough midichlorians

They both got wiped at the end of 3 senpai, there's a scene where it's ordered and 3PO is sad about it.

actually it's

"pzzzshsh"

He actually just says "Wipe the protocol droid" then R2 laughs at him

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Lucky the Wookies had a Yoda sized escape pod hidden

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>lol then why didn't Chewie just tell Han jedis were real?

Because Lucas was a hack, and just put Chewie in episode 3 for fan pandering without realising the implications

>There's traffic in the sky
What the fuck. Why don't they just use the three dimensions and fly above or below each other?

Why even fly in the air if you have to wait in traffic like on the ground

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At least there's an explanation instead of shitterverses like Harry Potter and Trek

wookies aren't ewoks you fucking nerd

>lol then why didn't Chewie just tell Han jedis were real?

Do Atheists suddenly believe in god simply because a christian claims to have seen Jesus?

>let's abandon our cover and stand in a big group waiting for them to reach land whilst they can easily shoot us

What the fuck

If Jesus was alive and had a temple in the middle of New York where he led an army from then sure

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that alien guy's life is so shit

everyday that lester holmes looking motherfucker looks in the mirror and wishes he just had a normal sized head

You do realize that Coruscant has over a trillion sentients on it, right? And the Jedi had 10,000

>execute order 69
The director's cut is infinitely better, my man

And the Jedi were literally commanders in charge of the army who organised battles and led the troops out on the field

Anakin was a bumfuck 7 year old slave on some backwards desert planet and even he knew about Jedi and their weapons

This was the shit in Battlefront II.

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>And the Jedi were literally commanders in charge of the army who organised battles and led the troops out on the field
Where people wouldn't see them

>Anakin was a bumfuck 7 year old slave on some backwards desert planet and even he knew about Jedi and their weapons
Han is one of those faggots that requires absolute proof otherwise he won't believe it. The Empire made records of Jedi classified so it's unlikely he'd ever seen one.

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>Only a Jedi can use a lightsaber
>Lizard cyborg uses four (4)

Why were the Jedi such lying assholes?

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