/carib/ - Dark and Edgy edition

Let's dedicate the eventual death of the one other thread to our sacred drowned maiden (pbux)

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/carib/ split wew

So this will be the back up thread I am assuming

basically. When the saviour fails to bump the other one and it dies, this one will be up.

Well that's the plan anyway

what is up Lads?

Nothing much, enjoying some sci-fi novels.

How are you?

Enjoying my vacation, which started this afternoon

What's your itinerary?

are africans allowed here?
also bump

Well africans and Caribbeans have allot incommon so why not.

uwu nice i wanted to change general coz /mena/ are such bullies

All are welcome.
The requirement is to be chill.

wife's son's gf just sent this

post comfy beaches

Our best known beach

Hows it hanging crabs?
>tfw test today

COMFY

Oh god, you have tests on weekends?

When is Carribbean going to be Dutch again? All stupid fucks here in Bonaire want to leave the Netherlands but they don't think about all that subsidies we get from the Netherlands.

School sat /sun
It's p comfy most of the time because the course required very little effort
Only issue is the required work study that I haven't started yet and the frustrating lack of resources

To be fair, Bonerianonan were always stupid.

Is it true that CXC has drove people to suicide in jamaica?

CXC has ruined lives here but nothing close to that.

>have allot incommon
Not really

Ofcourse senpai, that is the mark of a good exam

We had a couple 12 year olds going anhero of Common entrance, some were successful some were not

> We had a couple 12 year olds going anhero of Common entrance, some were successful some were not
My neighbor came out in the top 20

I remember doing Geography CXC, I did pretty good on the test and in class but the SBA apparently required the write up to be far more meticulous and analytical than what I submitted, and I went into some pretty good depth with it. I passed anyway though with a 3.

I'd describe it as a system that works hard on polishing and furthering the development of the smart ones while the average intelligence people just have to go along with the motions and the retarded ones get absolutely rekt. It's good but has its flaws.

I think both NL and I came in the top 20 for our years

My french CXC is the only blemish on my transcript
>fuck that language

I would that the exam rely on THINKING than memorization but CAPE is an
absolute mess and their questions are trash.

I gave my students CIE and AQA questions once in a while to put the fear of god into them

AQA was allot kinder to me in science because we didn't have to do SBAs

>tfw 4 in French
French was a mistake

Same here but the lab exams for CIE mean you can't bullshit your
way through any lab.

>tfw 3

Yes we are
Now get back in the thread you quq

hello boys and girls and girls(male). How are we doing today? Any big news?

>go to wendy's
>a beggar is fucking with everyone on the drive-thru
>leave instead of putting up with his shit
who /avoidant/ here?

Thank god I had spanish

I'm listening to the old man's war audiobook, great shit.

Sup?

>Opposition got some kind of ruling about the election petitions in their favor
>Vincentians charged with drugs in some country
>Digicel wants to give home internet

>
> I remember doing Geography CXC, I did pretty good on the test and in class but the SBA apparently required the write up to be far more meticulous and analytical than what I submitted, and I went into some pretty good depth with it. I passed anyway though with a 3.

Same for me

>going outside
first mistake.

What did you have for lunch then?
neat.

>Opposition got some kind of ruling about the election petitions in their favor
So what happens then?

>What did you have for lunch then?
nothing

No drive thru?

>So what happens then?
Nothing for now really, but I am not really paying attention to it

>go inside
>be surrounded by people
>have to talk face to face
absolutely not

why not just, you know, eat food at home?

i see

Dominos does exist where you are right?

i passed my test

speaking of dominos who /onlineordering/ here?

I was craving some grease and burgers, im boiling some eggs now though
I had pizza yesterday

I am proud of you user, big up as your people would say

I have no idea how to order online

Take a swig of Dutch courage and go out later.

congrats man

you say that like you can't have consecutive pizza days

Yeah. But I don't pizza so I never order from there.

good job
*pats ur head*

Ohh ok. Isn't there mcdonalds or some other burger place over there?

>I have no idea how to order online
Wow, I would starve or die of boredom if it wasn't for online orders. You need to keep up with the times my man.

thanks

if its available there you just go to the site and put in your address and it auto select the closest store and then you select what you want. its great because you dont have to talk to anyone most times but sometimes they call to verify the order

Thanks

it's even easier if u use the phone app.

Shout out to hiroshimoot for the archive

>i passed my test
HIV test does not work that way...

>wife's son
Kek

Pic related

Idk why but it looks very neat and tidy

Why do you think Bonaireians are always the butt of the ABC jokes?

Everything's nice and chill.

>not scaring him with your shotgun prop under your seat

Lmao

>
Holy shit lmaooo

Which location?

says u

Mio?

Nope

>tfw have to go outside, at night

The guy who keeps thirst trapping? Bae hamas? Other Bahamian?

Carmichael road East?
Was it Captain ten cents?

Nah, I'm the one who visits Sup Forums every now and then.

Oh cool. So what's up man? How Bahamian life treating you?

Pretty chill. Went to the beach with some senpai who're in town, then afterwards ate some kfc while watching anime. You?

>for some reason f.a.m is filtered into 'senpai'

>Captain ten cents?
is there a story here?

A hobo (we call them "Junesahs" likely derived from the word "Jonser") Known to Haunt the carmichael road shopping centre(and the area in general), he usually asks for ten cents he goes "Gimmie ten cents please? only ten cen cents" Sometimes if he sees someone he doesn't know he comes up with elaborate sob stories or plays an emotional angle. He's a great actor too
According to hearsay he was once an Affluent Ship captain but drugs got him messed up and he lost everything so he drinks himself away.

Just been chilling all day, rain ruined my plans to go play ball so I'm just gonna hit the gym early tomorrow

Interesting, over here we call them Chollers (no idea where it comes from). And there's this one choller called 50 cent in St Nicolas lmao.

multiple unnamed Bahamas please use names :/

do you have window washers
every single light someone wants to clean your windshield

>go outside, at night
this can be comfy depending on the likelihood of being stabbed

We have a guy like that but his name is kirky and he used to be an excellent mathimatician.

It was booze that got him, he loves the latter so much my aunt had this interaction with him:

>Sees kirky crying
>She approaches him
>"What's wrong kirky? Did someone do something to you?"
>He looks up from crying, tears are streaking down his face
>"I can't hol' no more beers Miss!"
>She then notices kirky's pants are stuffed with beer bottles and he's even using his shirt like a basket to carry at least 5 beers

He's kinda of a celebrity in a weird way
youtube.com/watch?v=WAFWZ3FArsE

He's the only homeless I know here aside from diaper lady but west bay is chucked full of beggars who quote scripture when people ignore them. My friend had interaction with one in which he (the beggar) put his head behind one of his (the friend) car wheels and didn't move if he didn't buy the beggar a beer.

Oh wow, Alcohol ruins a lot of people or should I say they let it ruin them.
As for the Bible Thumpers, they can be quite annoying
We don't have any of them fortunately

>this can be comfy depending on the likelihood of being stabbed
Well, it was a birthday with alcohol, so worse. At least a cute girl talked to me a lot.

Ahh, we have a bunch of them here. In most areas close to urban centers you can find them zombieing about asking for change.

How's your dawg? how are you?

wew

>At least a cute girl talked to me allot
Way to go user

>wew

Appropriate response but it's better than getting addicted to the crack and other heavy stuff the Hondurans peddle. Weirdly those people aren't homeless.

snibidy snab snab snab crabmen

>>go outside, at night
>this can be comfy depending on the likelihood of being stabbed
Be me. Big dude with big beard. Went to a gothic party, because of a gothic qt (touched boob, was worth the trouble). That's why I was walking with a long black coat.

Enjoying the silence. Suddenly see another dude. He sees me and walks the opposit direction. He kinda walks fast. I kinda walk fast. He looks behind him and I do a friendly wave with a smile. He starts running.
Forgot I looked creepy.

Do you wear a fedora and fingerless gloves too?

bump

Well....this is interesting

>fedora and fingerless gloves
Ugh, you're such a conformist!
But no, just had some dark clothes to get into her dark pants iykwim. Normally I wear jeans and a simple shirt oetz.
If you're the most creepy one on the street it's pretty comfy.

>pretty comfy.
I don't think being ostracized is "comfy"

...

Lmao, you should walk around with that dark outfit, fedora, fingerless gloves and with linkin' park's "Crawling" playing on your phone at full volume and see how people would react.

hows it going lads?

That would result in a fine for noise nuisance.

And I don't think I have that coat anymore. This was about 16 years ago oetz.

Breddy good so far....some of my relatives finally left

feeling pretty great desu fampai. I had a nice lunch and got a text from a cute girl. So things are looking up.

How about you?

sounds good

apathy bordering on despair with a splash of concentrated anxiety

Hi

If you aren't ba "HAMAS" and you are just memeing you are truly a mean and sadistic person

If you are, welcome back from the depths of the abyss ...the sacrifices we made worked

Hola

Euy

Sup?

My pics exceed 4MB

I already finished mine

That's the best time

There's a hobo near my house who's always wearing girls clothes and smokes cigarettes

Fake and gay
(I love you bb)

i smell a ruse

Why do i hate black men but like black women?
What's wrong with me?

you fell for the memes
also nice numbers

You tend to see black men as ghetto gang banger while black women as cultured members of society who are well versed in the arts and other scholarly shit.

It goes both ways.

Probably cause you don't get women. No one who does would even care about something like that