Protecting Trump signs?

What would the political fallout be if people started protecting Trump / MAGA signs using Punji-Pits, and then liberals fell into them?

(((Now please don't go out and do this. I know it would be incredibly easy to create a punji-pit and use Trump signs as bait, and chances are you would never get caught, and if you hid a camera and microphone near there it would make for some seriously lulzy Liveleak videos, but my intent is not to get other anons in trouble or to suggest you break the law.)))

I just want to know what do you think the media's reaction would be? How would the left react? Would it start a race-war?

You don't know what a punji-pit is? They can be large or small pits dug to impale a person's body, or severely damage their foot/leg. The VC used them against Americans in the 70's. Often times they were sharpened wood or metal stakes coated in toxins or animal shit to cause an infection. Pic related.

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It would be devastating.
However, the media will flag Trump so hard and do worse smearing than they already have. This would be ironic, as the media doesn't even discuss the radical Bernouts that cause more trouble than any other counter-culture (at least to my understanding).

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Setting traps that can maim or kill people is illegal.

Enjoy prison.

If you're willing to cause another human being harm over your stupid 2 dollar made in china yard sign your priorities are fucked up. This goes for any political placard, not just Trump's.

FFS.

Could you imagine the screaming of some half-black SJW feminist bitch as her 250 pound mass sends her gelatinous foot down onto 4-5 8-inch nails impaling her hamhock in such as way as to impede immediate removal?

Just rub your dick on the sign. Then if some faggot wants to steal it they have to touch your dick.

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That wasn't the question you illiterate retard. No fucking shit it is illegal, even though it would be nearly impossible to track down the perpetrator.

I'm wondering how it would change the dynamic of the election...Would SJW be more careful? Would the media lose its mind? Would the attacks on Trump supporters increase?

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How about using Magick? No not meme magic, real Magick like the Mexican warlocks. Who knows what they are up to with that shit.

Idk why you all want to go through all of this trouble for someone who is going to lose on election day.

That's good that you have the support of law enforcement.

A bounding mine would cause incredible devastation especially if you put up enough signs and attracted a large herd of slow moving obese feminists. Again this is probably illegal in most areas so I wouldn't try it fellow anons. No reason to get in trouble.

This is what bullshit looks like. You know goddamn well you don't have any landmines.

Huh. Now I want to make a punji put and put it on this one hiking trail I know hasids from the city use. Nothing like schmül-kebab.

What if he is MAGA special forces?

Do it without nails and with a smaller pit.
This way it cause little pain and you truly do it for da lulz.

Lol. That would be terrible! You could start a holy war and then white men would have to flatten the middle east! Think of all those stinky dead arab kids!

Do you think this girl is wondering how great life would be with a white husband who supports trump?

The Vietnam traps are a myth, no recorded cases of fatality from so called punji traps or otherwise, only land mines or claymores.

Who the fuck deleted my landmine post

Yep, to be effective, any traps would have to cause butthurt only, and sound really funny in the telling.

I don't think they were meant to cause fatalities but to take soldiers out of combat and weaken the platoon.

This wouldn't work in the middle East because >desert

In upstate New York however I'm pretty sure I could just make these for fun and leave am around and nobody (save the hapless victim) would be any the wiser. I wonder how long they last and maintain cover/shape. Seriously if I made them at night nobody would have any idea and I could imaple/kill so many people. I think if ever go on a killing spree this is how I would do it. I'd punjistake the woods before it got busy


Alternately I'm pretty sure this would be a solid way to hunt large game like bears, deer, and boars. Your need thicker stakes but yeah it could work.

All I need is a post hole digger, a shovel, and a little hatchet to make the stakes. This is genius.

My first gf was Viet, and she had a spectacular ass. Only sad thing was she was a chaste Christian, so I never got to see it in the flesh

That's disappointing. Vietnamese women are very sexual.

The media is going to have an anti-Trump bias no matter what. You seriously don't have to worry about that kind of shit. Trump is going to get flack no matter what you do.
For fuck's sake, dude. When Bernouts beat up white people who do the media blame? They blame Trump. Don't worry about it.
Worry about yourself.

Setting punji traps is illegal. What you could do is make some sort of a pit filled with paint, then at least if they fall in it's funny and they can't smear Trump that badly since it would make for a funny story.
Just compare these two
>VIOLENT TRUMP SUPPORTER SETS UP DEADLY TRAPS TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE who touch his sign or something who cares
vs
>ANTI-TRUMP PROTESTER FALLS IN PAINT while trying to sabotage a Trump sign

Yeah I bet this would work well up there. But again probably shouldn't try it. We don't want anyone to break the law. Or the rules created to destroy the white race.

LOL the paint idea is pretty awesome. Here's another thought isn't there something hunters use to attract deer that smells fucking awful?

If you really want to protect you sign get some nitrile gloves and put this stuff around the edges of your sign.

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Find it on Amazon.

My first suggestion was going to be a pit filled with shit, but you can't use something that stinks, because it fucking stinks.
You're going to end up with a smelly sign, and the person who falls into the pit is just going to be some guy who is looking for the source of the stench.

Oh man I'd love to do this in Sweden. Imagine the screams of the stupid little tumblrite faggots as the stakes pierce their organs. I'll find them a day after they're impaled, too septic and pussy to unimpale themselves. I'll stand over their body, crying but not sobbing because any convulsion would exacerbate their agony. They'll see me and beg for a reprieve.

"You could have been Vikings" I'll say

Then I'll douse them in gasoline and light them on fire, the wooden stakes burning with them erasing any trace of my crime.

Feels good man

It's made in the US faggot

I don't think booby trapping your house is legal

Posting in a honeypot thread, but Vietnamese traditional clothes are cute as hell.

Just cover the sign in some kind of itching powder/irritant.

If it's spiked deer urine wouldn't it be the male's?

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(((Now please don't go out and do this. I know it would be incredibly easy to create a punji-pit and use Trump signs as bait, and chances are you would never get caught, and if you hid a camera and microphone near there it would make for some seriously lulzy Liveleak videos, but my intent is not to get other anons in trouble or to suggest you break the law.)))

bush pls go

what, you're scared of guerilla war, whiteboi ? keep hiding your soft ass muscles behind those weapons

Shut up dogeater. We should've let the Japanese have you.

haha weak af, i see why your women are into the rough and tough niggers

Put some sticky stuff on your sign

and no we took it by ourselves, you helped everyone but indonesia