Can't dodge the Rodge edition
/brit/
business idea: freight rail
work in two days
captcha is really taking the piss recently
Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint Elliot of Isla Vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.
anime
wish the girlfriend would 'ck off so I can go play civ
do you think she feels bad at all about using the poor lad like that?
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>captcha
pleb
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state of that trouser-sock combo
runt deserved it
he elliot rodgered after an monsth
no
dumb runt chose himself to spend all that money on her
>1.11 MB
don't think ill be opening this
>pass user
state
need a wapanese gf
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Me on the bottom left about heem some japs
>delete
Virus dont click
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had a dream about sue last night for some reason she was an estate agent and was showing me around a flat, she could speak english and we got talking, ended up going to lunch someplace. nothing sexual was just a nise dream and then i woke up sad
you wake up in lancashire...
nice blog
Love the prospect of raising a son who I will encourage to be well exercised, well read and school, well socialised and all round top lad.
Hate the prospect of going sending him through the endless trials of tribulations of SATs, GCSEs, Alevels, Uni Applications, Uni itself, Job hunting, being young and wreckless, being bullied, bullying others, distubring the class, not being good in the class, back chat issues and so on.
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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
love beer
love dogs
love softcore lesbian porn
love onion rings
simple as
feeling depressed again
gonna pour myself a glass of pepsi
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nice
i had a dream i was murdered by my old step brother who used to beat the shit out of me and threatened to kill me if i told anyone haha
[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] building an empire
love tayto's salt and vinegar
alri fatlad
hate pints
vile disgusting liquid akin to mixing piss and battery acid
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sheed
>Be group of friends coming back from a club
>On the tube
>Everyone's stop comes and goes
>Eventually just me and one girl I had only met as an extension of the group on that night
>Literally just told her I wanted to have sex with her and we should go back to mine
>She says yes and we fuck
If only I knew it was this easy to be a normie when I was at uni
>95% white in the centre
SPOLIERS
>You arrive in Prestonia, c.2428 Anno Domini, stepping out of your supersonic hyperloop transportation vector you marvel at the wondrous sight before you: the Galactic Travel Hub, formerly known as Preston Train Station
beer is probably the worst tasting thing in the world
fuck off Deano
don't quite get this but would laugh anyway to not feel left out aha
hollow k***ht is severely overrated
it's simply not that fun to traverse the world
nothing has topped metroid when it comes to movement mechanics
really do laugh at murkins who say their crime stats would be much lower if you just discounted the black/hispanic crimes
on that note post things you had to deal with as a child
>bullying
>friendlessness
>being a behaviorually problematic child in class and garnering the ire of my teachers
>being on sports teams as a substitute
>getting bad grades in class work (murked exams ngl)
>seeming inability to get a gf
>avoiding girls who were interested
>acting in an unbecoming way to girls who weren't
>protecting my borther from bullies
>having my brother as a teenager want nothing to do with me
>getting made fun of for trying to get my brother away from a bunch of drug-addled kids
Are you tall? Built? Good looking?
who dies from falling down 10 steps?
fake news
tube is too loud to have a conversation
chuckled
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our crime stats are not so dire so i don't care
they were just in a club
No I'm only 6'2" and I don't think I'm particularly attractive as I can go a good few hours without being complimented
not all of us are built like me, a brick shithouse
Are you dumb bruv lmao
I probably shouted it lough enough for the whole carriage to hear, haha
>I don't like beer
The London paki is back lads
Literally no where in the UK worth living
>if its a good place its unaffordable
>if its affordable its a shithole
might have to do an emigartion.
>No I'm only 6'2" and I don't think I'm particularly attractive as I can go a good few hours without being complimented
Problem shitlords?
Ignore the fake news of this post I'm 6'0". I lost my virginity at 24 so probs not too attractive. She was much better looking than me though, lmao. I think I built up a rapport with her at predrinks though
>What is Bath
>What is York
mad how big brasil is lads
south america has a population of some 440 million
over 200 million of those are brasilians
just realized
never been outside before
in my life
nothing wrong with a shitty hole
heard Harringey is up and coming
Here we are........
inb4 angry londonsheeds start crying
Which uni? I'm starting at KCL this Spetember
OOO OOO OOO EEE EEE AAA AAA AAA
drinking claret
nothing wrong with unaffordable places
youtube.com
it's got good tunes though
unaffordable
unless you're happy with the deano life there unironically is
lol
i'm a londoner and made that post
london is horrible if you can't afford it
what happened is she was drunk and you took advantage
you literally raped her
>woman on the right
REMINDER to recycle this thread next
sex is overrated
wealth is overrated
celebrity is overrated
being desired is overrated
>unaffordable
wtf is "affordable" to you
This is what most of London looks like
ALL THE LADS!
just found out most people in spain/portugal/italy live in flats lmaooooo howling farting shitting and screaming
northern runt absolutely destroyed
Bradford
Cuddling with a qt and being made to feel like you're keeping her safe and secure is underrated
i live in a flat
what's wrong with that
based black man!
>bath
>northern
found the angry londonsheed
no sweetie
want a based black man in a maga hat to impregnate my wife
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fucking northeners from bath
spotted the poor people
lmoa