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Can't dodge the Rodge edition

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business idea: freight rail

work in two days

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captcha is really taking the piss recently

Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint Elliot of Isla Vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.

anime

wish the girlfriend would 'ck off so I can go play civ

do you think she feels bad at all about using the poor lad like that?

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>captcha
pleb

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state of that trouser-sock combo
runt deserved it

he elliot rodgered after an monsth

no

dumb runt chose himself to spend all that money on her

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don't think ill be opening this

>pass user

state

need a wapanese gf

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had a dream about sue last night for some reason she was an estate agent and was showing me around a flat, she could speak english and we got talking, ended up going to lunch someplace. nothing sexual was just a nise dream and then i woke up sad

you wake up in lancashire...

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nice blog

Love the prospect of raising a son who I will encourage to be well exercised, well read and school, well socialised and all round top lad.

Hate the prospect of going sending him through the endless trials of tribulations of SATs, GCSEs, Alevels, Uni Applications, Uni itself, Job hunting, being young and wreckless, being bullied, bullying others, distubring the class, not being good in the class, back chat issues and so on.

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

love beer
love dogs
love softcore lesbian porn
love onion rings

simple as

feeling depressed again

gonna pour myself a glass of pepsi

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nice
i had a dream i was murdered by my old step brother who used to beat the shit out of me and threatened to kill me if i told anyone haha

[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] building an empire

love tayto's salt and vinegar

alri fatlad

hate pints
vile disgusting liquid akin to mixing piss and battery acid

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sheed

>Be group of friends coming back from a club
>On the tube
>Everyone's stop comes and goes
>Eventually just me and one girl I had only met as an extension of the group on that night
>Literally just told her I wanted to have sex with her and we should go back to mine
>She says yes and we fuck
If only I knew it was this easy to be a normie when I was at uni

>95% white in the centre

SPOLIERS

>You arrive in Prestonia, c.2428 Anno Domini, stepping out of your supersonic hyperloop transportation vector you marvel at the wondrous sight before you: the Galactic Travel Hub, formerly known as Preston Train Station

beer is probably the worst tasting thing in the world

fuck off Deano

don't quite get this but would laugh anyway to not feel left out aha

hollow k***ht is severely overrated
it's simply not that fun to traverse the world
nothing has topped metroid when it comes to movement mechanics

really do laugh at murkins who say their crime stats would be much lower if you just discounted the black/hispanic crimes

on that note post things you had to deal with as a child

>bullying
>friendlessness
>being a behaviorually problematic child in class and garnering the ire of my teachers
>being on sports teams as a substitute
>getting bad grades in class work (murked exams ngl)
>seeming inability to get a gf
>avoiding girls who were interested
>acting in an unbecoming way to girls who weren't
>protecting my borther from bullies
>having my brother as a teenager want nothing to do with me
>getting made fun of for trying to get my brother away from a bunch of drug-addled kids

Are you tall? Built? Good looking?

who dies from falling down 10 steps?

fake news
tube is too loud to have a conversation

chuckled

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our crime stats are not so dire so i don't care

they were just in a club

No I'm only 6'2" and I don't think I'm particularly attractive as I can go a good few hours without being complimented

not all of us are built like me, a brick shithouse

Are you dumb bruv lmao

I probably shouted it lough enough for the whole carriage to hear, haha

>I don't like beer
The London paki is back lads

Literally no where in the UK worth living

>if its a good place its unaffordable

>if its affordable its a shithole

might have to do an emigartion.

>No I'm only 6'2" and I don't think I'm particularly attractive as I can go a good few hours without being complimented

Problem shitlords?

Ignore the fake news of this post I'm 6'0". I lost my virginity at 24 so probs not too attractive. She was much better looking than me though, lmao. I think I built up a rapport with her at predrinks though

>What is Bath
>What is York

mad how big brasil is lads

south america has a population of some 440 million

over 200 million of those are brasilians

just realized
never been outside before
in my life

nothing wrong with a shitty hole

heard Harringey is up and coming

Here we are........

inb4 angry londonsheeds start crying

Which uni? I'm starting at KCL this Spetember

OOO OOO OOO EEE EEE AAA AAA AAA

drinking claret

nothing wrong with unaffordable places

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unaffordable
unless you're happy with the deano life there unironically is
lol

i'm a londoner and made that post

london is horrible if you can't afford it

what happened is she was drunk and you took advantage

you literally raped her

>woman on the right

REMINDER to recycle this thread next

sex is overrated
wealth is overrated
celebrity is overrated
being desired is overrated

>unaffordable
wtf is "affordable" to you

This is what most of London looks like

ALL THE LADS!

just found out most people in spain/portugal/italy live in flats lmaooooo howling farting shitting and screaming

northern runt absolutely destroyed

Bradford

Cuddling with a qt and being made to feel like you're keeping her safe and secure is underrated

i live in a flat

what's wrong with that

based black man!

>bath
>northern
found the angry londonsheed

no sweetie

want a based black man in a maga hat to impregnate my wife

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fucking northeners from bath

spotted the poor people
lmoa