What would the plot synopsis be?

What would the plot synopsis be?

NIGGERS

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>hurr I don't like thing

for 120 minutes

It would revolve around Moot from 2003-2005 trying to get the site off the ground and the many many MANY failures and setbacks along the way.

neo Nazi trap rapes young cunny and kills niggers

All the boards try various methods, relating to their respective subjects, of saving Brenny from the fucked up shit.
In the end, Sup Forums is the fucked up shit.

Bigger question, what would the rating be?

90 minutes of some loser shitposting after coming home from school and watching anime.

It will involve a big guy

1 1/2 hours of various doctors and therapists discussing autism and related subjects

they did this already it was epic lulz

basically this webm

I'd much rather see 'Michael Rosen's Noice Movie'

R-rated, obviously, if we are assuming it's a mainstream movie.

That means you can make offensive jokes, but you have to do it in such a way that the audience thinks you don't seriously believe what you said, etc. This especially applies to racism and anti-Jew jokes, too, or else enjoy the X-rating, which is the mark of death for any movie intended for mainstream audiences.

First shot would be a lonely road in the middle of the desert. In the distance we see a pick up approaching. At the tback of said pickup, a couple of those old ass computer systems you store big servers in.

Think of it as the first time we see Omar Sharif in "Lawrence of Arabia"


The guy driving the pickup is M00t

>It will involve a big guy
Big? In relation to what?

A bunch of anonymous shitposters are hired by the U.S government to stop a worldwide threat. Hilarious hijinks and name calling ensue.

A 1 hour movie about a man losing everything he had.

90 minutes of a surveillance camera on a street corner in New York.

>A bunch of anonymous shitposters are hired by the U.S government to stop a worldwide threat.
Reminds me of the Baneposting Squad parody for some reason.

lazytown meets a serbian film

SPORTICUS, YOU ARE WORST SMELL! REMOVE BACKFLIPS FROM THE PREMISES! *Accordian playing*

Young teenager bitches about minorities and Jews and comes across a girl who takes interest in him. Boy acts pretty autistic and hostile but somehow cosies up to her and she cosies up to him.

There's hope of romance but eventually the girl leaves him because of his views and coming across his internet history/ views. Boy starts to explain that he can change but the girl is having none of it

Ending shot is boy restarting the vicious cycle leaving the audience to contemplate wether the boy or the girl was in the wrong.

The film could be called the Sup Forumsoy or /r9k/ or the Contrarian

>guys is a weirdo with no friends
>weird porn, weird shows, weird movies, weird sense of humour
>browses the web in his spare time
>finds Sup Forums one day
>all his weirdness is validated, and even made to seem normal
>guys turns even weirder
>gets more bitter, more cynical, more angry, more socially awkward
>gets on welfare
The end. This is literally teh story of everyone who vists Sup Forums.

>"This is a satellite photo of the area we think the shitposter is hiding, sir
>Wait, zoom in right there
>Enhance
>Enhance
>rotate
>outline all the asses

>Bingo.

a bunch of 400 pound losers in their parents' basements meme a racist, sexist bigot into the whitehouse

They also bond over watching films

It's not the conversation but the company the boy likes

Basically Mr Robot except even more autistic and psychotic

It should be a movie about a man who had fame and fortune and then lost everything, but when he thinks he is forgotten he starts seeying his face on multiple places, all leading to this infamous website known for multiple murders, school shootings, casual racism and depravity.
The plot is about how he uses the memes joking about his tragic descent to turn his life around and go back to where he belongs.
The top babby.

Main actor could be Brendan Fraser.

The main journey is about him gaining momento on his desperate quest to star on a remake of a famous movie.
Though he fails and the movie ends with him watching the remake of the movie he stared originally.
Although he should be sad, he isan't, the movie is about his realization that sometimes some things can't be fixed, and he accepts his role in society as a hasbeen and work as side character in many new movies and shows where he does an excellent job at it.

90 minutes of a fatass laughing at his computer screen

two options

>Option 1: a typical fantasy or scifi team up ensemble cast flick with each board being a stock character type

>option 2: a very sad slow descent into madness and/or suicide with the boards being hinted at through the stages of grief

I am skinny and you made me laugh at the computer screen.

keep going.
>youhavemyinterest.gif

Starring m00t?

a live-action version of various famous greentext stories, sort of in an interconnected vignette style, would be my shit.

this and hard cut to black and silence between stories

Action-comedy about a Sup Forums meetup

One character from each big board shows up and something goes wrong, then they use their (useless) knowledge to survive

you're 4 years late star wars tourist

yeah and a director with a style similar to someone like spike jonze

A bunch of pseudo intellectual dorks who jerk off too much and talk about shit that doesn't mean anything. That's the movie.

Separated into three loosely yet thematically connected acts: 2003-2006, 2007-2012, and 2012-2016.

WT Snacks is the main antagonist of Act 1, pic related of Act 2, and Hillary Clinton of Act 3. They all work for the mercenary, the masked man.

>movie about an awkward teenager who starts a website that gets inexplicably popular
>he must deal with the fallout as his online following starts shitting up the web, all the while balancing his social life at school
I'd watch that.

the fact that this movie was made and that the director has received funding for a second film actually makes me unreasonable fucking angry

A bunch of faggots sit around complaining about kids movies and hating women for 90 minutes

I'm going to write the screenplay for this. It'll turn out in the end that the Trump Foundation was behind it all with Bane being the fall guy.

>It's not the conversation but the company the boy likes

there's nothing wrong with hanging out with somebody purely to mitigate loneliness.

Who will play the fatass?

>for 90 minutes

if it was realistic it should be forever.

jack black or jona hill maybe micheal cera

... Bane?