2017 NBA DRAFT THREAD

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Fuck this faggot edition

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trust the process edition

/who/ edition

Markelle looks like he's on suicide watch

>Not watching the draft with based Mia Khalifa on Twitch

Big Ballers

Lonzo Ball to Los Angeles. Ya know, I'm not a Lakers fan but I'm going to say its a good story that he wound up in LA. Exciting.

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I would but I don't enjoy "people" that are into beastality.

GET RID OF THIS FAGGOT PLS

does jalen rose have autism?

>Mfw Gaycers
Who are we getting lads? I don't know jack about basketball

FUCK THE BULLS HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

Oh well, good luck La'Aaron Fox

Are we going to have a thread for the awards show?

FOX'S CAREER IS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN

LANDMINE CLUB TO LAND ON 2BH

Where is that Finnish C gonna go in the draft? Markannen or w/e

BRAAAAAPPP

Probably in 3-4 picks.

It must be bittersweet getting drafted to be a pro athlete for a shit franchise. On one hand you're instantly a millionaire, on the other hand your career is basically dead unless you get traded in your prime

Knicks

The Kings will have 9 players on the roster next year playing in either their first or second year in the NBA

>josh Jackson going to the Spurs

Wew lad

>everyone from Kentucky is just a fast break layup machine
>everyone from Duke is a good 3 point and free throw shooter

I'm picking the Duke player everytime. Tatum will be the best Kentucky or Duke player in the draft

The Chicago Bulls plan to select Lauri Markkanen with the No. 7 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

>Based

>those shoes
Reminder that traps are in fact gay

friendly reminder that jonathan isaac is the best prospect in the draft

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA 18s18 seconds ago
>The Chicago Bulls plan to select Lauri Markkanen with the No. 7 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA 18s18 seconds ago
>The Chicago Bulls plan to select Lauri Markkanen with the No. 7 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA 18s18 seconds ago
>The Chicago Bulls plan to select Lauri Markkanen with the No. 7 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>breast cancer

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>unless you get traded in your prime
After what happened with Boogie he's probably fine then lmao

HAHAHAHAHA KNICKS GET KEKED

>bulls

Lavar Ball is a little faggot and I could beat him in a fight

Josh Jackson looked legitimately depressed going to Phoenix

Can't say I blame it

LAKERS GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR

WE /playoffs/ NOW!!!

STAY IN YOUR LANE Cucks
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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NBA draft was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

Hell yeah

>picking a finnish guy

why garpax

he better pan out

THE BULLS ARE SELECTING MARKANNEN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah because Ingram is the GOAT huh. Kyrie was the only duke player to do anything in the last 10 years

FIRST FOR BALL CONTROL

Will the Jazz be getting anyone good in this draft? Is it true that they'll be a finals contender in the next few years?

t. Jazz fan but stopped watching when Stockton retired and Malone signed with the Lakers

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Shouldn't have ducked the Celtics

If he did a workout they would have taken him

I didn't realize Adam Silver was so tall

yeah but boogie went nuclear inside, and no one wants to fuck with that gigga nigga so they had to let him go

fox is one baby faced skinny shit, he'll be stuck in that hell hole for a lot longer than boogie

>TRADE JIMMY TO BUILD AROUND MEMEPLAYERS AND EXPLODING KNEES

BAHAHHAHAHAHA

>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

BRUH THIS NIGGA AVERAGED LIKE 5 POINTS A GAME

Jew has some hops I bet

>Wolves will be selecting for the Bulls, t. Chad Ford
lmao just give them a shit pick lol

Damn, the Bulls fucking suck

>THE STATE OF THE SHANTYTOWN OF CHICAGO

>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

WHOO???

Is phil jackson throwing?

The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.


FUCKING KILL ME

MONK IS FUCKING ON THE BOARD

>Is it true that they'll be a finals contender in the next few years?
No but they are an exciting, young team, they could possibly get beat in the Western Conference Finals in the next few years but no way in fucking hell are they getting past Golden State or San Antonio

It was either Phoenix or Sacramento he wasn't getting pass those two

WHO IS THIS NIGGER?

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>The Knicks plan to select guard Frank Ntilinkina with the No. 8 pick, league sources tell @TheVertical.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW?

Lol Knicks got cucked out of Markannen

END MY FUCKING LIFE

Did he ever play basketball?

He's been on mock drafts at 8 for weeks, you're just ignorant on this one.

orlando gets another nigga with whack ass hair

RIP my mavs bros
ntilinkina will be so much better than smith
disappointing

>passing on DSJ to take this meme

you trollin? even phil isnt this retarded

PHIL THE MADMAN

What a spooky pick

>6'10

god DAMN

Anyone else happy that sacramento is going to be shitty for years to come?

Hes gonna have a fun time there. I dont think he knows yet. I would have been that way if the Kings got him.

THE ABSOLUTE

Maybe Suns can do a stupid trade and spurs can pick him up

I'm absolutely shocked the Knicks are taking the Frenchie over DSJ

ok
trolled except with one l so troled

probably just rec with other jews

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>Mfw Lonzo is a bust

> Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @WojVerticalNBA
>Spurs have traded Marcus Aldridge for Chris Paul

There are at least 8 Duke players that average double digit points.
Also Jabari Parker could be great if he would stay healthy

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

He doesn't give a shit if his team does well. They're the Knicks, people will talk about them regardless because they're in New York.

No one wants Aldridge not even Robert "Dumb Trades" Sarver

>Phoenix
>Fun
Pick one

>your team
>how you think your team will do/did so far
>your pornfu

Bulls
Doesn't matter they under utilize rookies anyways
Pic related

YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE

DELET THIS

Who fucking cares about Aldridge, dude is washed up

>even phil isnt this retarded
this is a joke right?

Wonder if AK47's wife still allows him to sleep with a different woman a year now that hes retired?

>maybe I would have liked to be drafted by a New York team
what'd he mean by this???

damn i wonder what happened?

guess Pop got tired of his diva bullshit

Marcus Smart, Avery Bradley and Jayson Tatum and the 2018/2019 LA/SAC pick was traded for Paul George.

wont be sad for long once he realizes he gets to fuck the scottsdale gold diggers

Ntikilina is apparently a good fit for the triangle so there is that.

Kings will take Monk at 10 if he's there to pair with Fox.

ICE POSEIDON

Sacramento's actually not bad. I'd certainly rather live there than melt my fucking face off in Arizona

It's fake news bruh

Who's going to draft this absolute madman