Justin Trudeau proud of newest ruling declaring that most bestiality is legal, by Canada's Supreme Court
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling.
DLW's attorneys argued that bestiality linked to "buggery" - or sodomy - with animals beginning with an 1892 criminal code. Bestiality was first used in a 1955 code, but still was not defined to encompass every sex act with animals.
"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence - 'the defining act' - of the offence," the court said.
Thus, the court ruled by a 7–1 majority that bestiality required penetration.
Lets be real Everyone tries to fuck their pets one time or another this was a law created to please puritans in christian times, outdated.
Jose Ward
I guess slathering your dick in peanut butter and letting Fido lick it off is totally cool in Canada.
You leafs need nuked asap.
Alexander Hall
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Ian Diaz
I think it's great because otherwise dogs get really horny and aggressive and can hurt people, so you should force your gf or your little sister to have sex with your dog at least once a week to maintain a healthy life balance.
Adam Jenkins
>Everyone tries to fuck their pets one time or another Good joke you dog fucker. Never tried any of this shit.
Leo Edwards
>A FUCKING DOG
Anthony Johnson
>FUCKING A DOG By the way fuck this shit country
Bentley Cruz
#LOVEISLOVE, bigots get rekt
Joseph Perez
ye holier-than-thou god fearing men who only have sex for procreation.
Robert Bell
looks like sweden has a day off with being laughed at today it seems?
Sebastian Thomas
The look on the panda's face
You just KNOW
Dylan Turner
Is Canada just Sweden except way worse now?
Matthew James
>go to Canada >not allowed to criticise Islam, fags or trannies >but shagging a dog up the ass is fine
Josiah Young
kinda like europe with muslims eh?
Oliver Long
Get out of here!
But you gotta admit dogs want to be fucked by you. They keep trying to hump your legs and presenting their asses in submission. Sick fucks. And now there's no reason not to do it.
Aiden Sanders
You sick fuckers...
I will volunteer to build the northern wall.
Luke Butler
Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you leafs?
Colton Flores
...
Alexander Evans
Why couldn't you just pay taxes? Your country went down the shit hole when you became independent.
Easton Bennett
Longest international border in the world buddy. I'd just get used to keeping your pets indoors if I were you.
Adrian Edwards
Getting him off on bestiality couldn't have saved him much jail time considering he was diddling his daughters.
Levi Watson
At least it was a human shithole
Jeremiah Thompson
Step away from dog dick...
Jayden Lee
...
Andrew Morgan
Indeed.
That isn't the point.
THEY FUCKING LEGALIZED BESTIALITY.
At least the muslim immigrants will feel at home now...
Wyatt Cruz
>#LOVEISLOVE, bigots get rekt
If 10 or 15 years ago I ever thought I'd be waking and posting this link : youtube.com/watch?v=OQnNH7I07RY in response to a pic of a Canadian PM named Trudeau that implied he was a panada molester, I would have just killed myself. Yet here I am unfortunately.
Kevin Robinson
>Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved. >Sex acts >no penetration involved. What do they mean by this?
Blake Cooper
From the thumbnail I thought Trump was pulling a Budd Dwyer.
Jackson Martin
Bro your money is literally worthless at this point
Jonathan Foster
In 13 years I will be eligible to run for the Presidency.
My platform will include conquering Canada and burning it to the ground.
Degenerate fucks.
Brandon Gonzalez
They didn't legalize bestiality. Non penetrative bestiality never should have been illegal as the law was written.
Don't take the high horse here. In Washington state they never had a law against bestiality until 2006 after a guy died. It's not something that comes up a lot.
Ian Hernandez
Really makes you think, huh?
Connor Ward
>no penetration involved What is this mean? Are they mean no fucking just sexual acts or is it means only woman can fuck with animals?
Landon Gonzalez
I pay absolutely no taxes who cares
Jayden Gutierrez
oral or masturbating them?
Connor Collins
>never should have been illegal
Will you feel the same way when you catch a neighbor sucking on your dog's dick?
Jason Richardson
You can slap your dog's face with your dick and rub her nipples while kissing her passionately.
Ian Young
Bestiality laws by state >red=felony >yellow=misdemeanor >grey=legal
Pot and the kettle OP.
I think they mean actual penetration, as in the penis is spreading something open. A dude could recieve oral from a dog too.
Kevin Turner
>your money is literally worthless at this point No even close burgerbro, back in 2001-02, the loonie was sitting around 63-64 cents US (lowest ever). You fags were basically flooding in ontario and Quebec to buy everything from bags of milk to cars.
Ian Lee
America is our only neighbor...
Hunter Green
This is simply the supreme court pointing out that there is no legislation on the books to cover the act of non-penetrative sex with animals. Expect a new law to be pushed through Parliament in the next few months.
This shit happens all the fucking time in every country in the world, it's how legal systems evolve; however these kinds of discoveries are rarely this hilarious.
Justin Hall
This thread is givin me a boner.
Zachary Young
NEW HAMPSHIRE, NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
YOU GRAY BASTARD!
WHY? WHY?!
Hudson Price
>Have owned dogs my whole life. >Not once have I tired to fuck one of them or even had that thought.
Jesus m8 you're sick. Go move to the 3rd world where that behaviour is the norm.
Gabriel Ross
You sound like a child malester
Ryan Wilson
This also indicates that nobody has ever mustered a legal defense for non-penetrative sex with an animal that made it this far through the appeals process; which is also hilarious. I'm trying to imagine our supreme court justices laughing their asses off when they realize that the criminal code has had a loophole this large that's never been exploited.
Dylan Murphy
Why no penetration? Only sucki sucki?
Colton Bennett
>sexy americans Nice
Austin Gonzalez
>Legalizes animal oral >Buys "firebeating" slaves from Africa >Elbows women
Samuel Hill
> implying you wouldn't
Cameron Campbell
puts peanut butter on his asshole COME'ER BENJI goes to gay pride rally OH SORRY gets mauled by a beaver SORRY? says sorry SO HOWS IT GOIN EH shovels snow JUST GIVIN 'ER EH contimplates suicide SORRY! welcomes refugees OOPS SORRY watches in living color HEY HOSEHEAD chops down a tree HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH has foot stepped on OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU eats kraft dinner DIJON KETCHUP eats at tim hortons COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE watches cuck porn OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT drinks maple syrup ABOWWWT fucks a moose NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH gets reddit account deleted OH YAHH house burns down OH SORRY doesn't make NHL playoffs OH SORRY riots in both official languages SORRY changes national anthem DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO smokes weed PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT converts to islam YOU WERE SAYING shitposts OH SORRY waits 10 years for chemo SO YOU'RE SAYING bag of milk busts open SORRY EH yells timber YOU'RE SAYING elects a feminist YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOOT uses maple syrup as lube SOME KINDAH mounts moose head on wall WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT EH?
Hudson Bennett
A FUCKING LEAF.
End yourself faggot.
Isaac Brooks
Not bad.
Josiah Evans
>End yourself faggot. Geez you're getting a bit pissy, did your favorite little lamb stand you up today?
Lucas Harris
Beeing honestly This.
A year ago I made my gf dog fuck my gf. My depraved mind just had the idea and the moment was so hot that she accepted it.
Thanks Sup Forums
Jacob Sanchez
6/10, would pet, maybe allow to be kissed
Isaac Bailey
>Implying there will be a US in 13 years. That said, I'll vote for you.
Ayden Gutierrez
What the fuck? go away ontario
Levi Gray
Leafs can blow goats, literally.
Angel Rodriguez
sounds hot senpai
Jordan Roberts
>Implying you wouldn't
Nicholas Brooks
>Texas
As if Texas wasnt an extremist state already
Daniel James
Oh wow now it's worth a whopping 0.79 cents to our dollar. Broke ass leaf
Joseph Myers
Is blowing goats even legal in Wales?
Asher Torres
>The average Swedish child
Camden Richardson
>Canada is literally Mexico-tier now
Looks like Trump will have to build two walls.
Matthew Davis
...
Samuel Garcia
Canadians need more dogpussy!
Joshua Richardson
No way, I'm not fucking my food
Jace Cruz
No its illegal to penetrate them, but you can give your dog a blowjob or eat its ass. Hell you might even be allowed to do it outside while wearing a dress and yelling ALAHU AKBAR! You can even perform felacio on wild animals if they sign a consent form.
Daniel Moore
It was a nightmare the first time, the dog didnt understanded what I wanted him to do. Until the third time it really sucked, but he improved. The forth time he manage to get his knot inside her and from there it only improved.
Forgot to say that she isn't my gf anymore. But when we broke she was already fucking the dog by herself
Nicholas Russell
What is wrong with bestiality?
I FUCKED my female golden retriever last week. I FUCKED her and it felt GOOD. So can you just piss off? You have no right to JUDGE me. I have a special bond with my dog...... many of us do.
Americans get the fuck off my board now.
Parker Hughes
Maple syrup lasts longer
Thomas Cox
I wish Canada was our neighbour, the avarage canadian steriotype sounds exactly as the kind of people I wish I was part of.
Jason Allen
-2/10
Lincoln Bailey
Kek Underrated post.
Nicholas Moore
haha nice mane
Andrew Edwards
Chill out, they're just prepping the law system for Muslim inva- i mean cultural enrichment.
Daniel Davis
>Based NJ
I need to fuck me some horse pussy pronto; dem vaginal orgasms doe
Cameron Garcia
When do we invade Canada?
Cooper Cruz
Yeah okay Justin.
Noah Evans
We're waiting!
Matthew Robinson
What the fuck is wrong with all you moral outrage faggots? Where is the harm if I put peanut butter on my nuts and my dog licks it off? The dog likes it and so do I, no victim no crime. Explain your outrage, non penetrative fun is not abuse.
Anthony White
Rare
Adrian Smith
whoops
Caleb Hall
Now, it all makes sense.
Nicholas Hill
He can take a punch. Thats way fucking more than Trump or Putin can say.
Colton Miller
Yeah, exactly. Having sex with dogs and animals is great. Fucking idiots in this thread. They don't know what they're missing.
Sheeit I need that sweet horse pussy smelling like hay, get all eight up in that mare cunt. Maybe even a pony so the height is more well adjusted and the pussy is even tighter.
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
Christopher Johnson
C,mon leaf, Putin is a Judo blackbelt and Trump would knock the fuck out of him.
Easton Hernandez
(my story in the upper comments) I honestly recognise that it was one of the best experiences I ever had. I know my exgf too.
Christian Morris
>They don't know what they're missing. You got that right! This thread just inspired me to use a guinea pig as a flesh-light. Fuck I can't wait until the pet store opens!
Lincoln Hall
U Chinese or Korean? Will you stir-fry or wok sear doge? Seasoning?
Joshua Martin
The plot thickens.
Adrian Baker
I guarantee there's a club of some rich dudes in Manhattan that go to some stable in NJ every weekend.
