'Murrica thread

Post the most Murrican stuff you have.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_firearms
youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME
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Me on the right.

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Big boy likes his food

Literally what the f

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watchin seinfeld in times squares will always be the most american activity

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oh say can you see

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that actually seems pretty comfy.

do you still have comfy things like this in new york? I was under the impression that manhattan was an ultra-gentrified, clean and soulless hellhole where everyone is always rushing and pushing.

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At least they are in a line

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>tfw no noble cause that can legitimise walking into stores and grabbing free stuff

has to be a troll

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youtu.be/mZ5oYwcbN1E

Nice thread.
I would like to see the last one

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God bless america

How is her top half so fat and her legs so skinny

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_firearms

she skipped leg day

How the hell does he kiss her when they're both standing up

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how do the kids look more asian than the mom?

She's wearing more makeup

>american "art"

youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

She had some work done in her face and breasts.

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How does ¡Yeb! even get an erection with that goblin in front of his face

dude what

C'mon Jeb.

this came into the american lexicon from italian immigrants.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

there is not a single phrase in italian that is even close to that one, so i guess that's an """""""italian"""""""-american sentence

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Grand Theft Burger?

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yeah, whatever dude.

you should've replied with "blow it out your ass". you've missed your chance.

that's an """""""italian-american""""""" thing, so no thanks.

watch it, Chrissy

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Whoops, wrong pic

was dinner later that evening.

Not truth, if it is east europe.

>traditional eggs benedict, served with potatoes or hash brown

How is that british?

>benedict
is a play on benedict arnold.
"Benedict Arnold was a general during the American Revolutionary War who originally fought for the American Continental Army but defected to the British Army"

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glorious

I'm like 90% sure this is my cousin. She works in a healthcare field, this is probably from some treatment facility.

truly magnificent

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Please tell me where these respectful, intelligent, reasonable, well spoken Europeans are because all I've ever encountered here, in America, and in Europe have been rude, smug, self righteous, sophomores

genes can skip a generation and you look more like your grandparents than parents

what the fuck is a sophomore

kek

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she looked better younger
this is why you don't marry a goblin/midget

>9 likes
wtf

you dont need a noble cause, just balls of steel

It's obviously a joke.

can you keep the children if you kill their parents and they're muslim?

asking for a frined

99.99% of "facebook" posts you see on Sup Forums are completely fake.

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>chicago

Figures.

At least he's honest.

Surgery is cheaper in Asia than in the US. Also, in Asian cultures plastic surgery is encouraged since you can deceive a rich man into marrying you.

>french order

Blow it out your ass