RISK Thread: Eurozone

Almost done here boys, then we might play in America.

That five is going to do something. I think I'll just defend.

Take green east of the Caspian

That deal was made out of Jewry. I think it is a fair reparation.

Cede my territory east of the caspian to purple and defend.

Fill the blue land in Sweden. Spills into uh.. Shit. Russia?

Now the jew is gone how are we going to finish this?

I ally with myself with Red in the sure to come World War.

Take the last of the dark blue

Of course. That land is rightfully yours.

Now help me kill the Kraut.

Spills into retaking Germany, I presume?

KILL THE NON-WHITE SCUM

Ye

Germany has 5 left. What do you do?

Can I colonise the new world next turn?

invade Armenia.

I'll fuck you up m8

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Mupdate. I fight the kraut back, south of the Black Sea.

Invade dark green through Cyprus

Attack green from Russia, I declare war on you.

Continue destruction of Armenia

Attack Germans

Nice
Unlucky Heretic

Can you cede me south of the Black Sea so I can fight the krauts from the south and you from the north?

Pedro, you fiend! Armenia and I need you to beat Germany! You can't move past Spain without my help. Templar has had France for too long.

I defend against Templar. Spill pushes Germany back. Also ceding for Arm.

Attack krauts

Take Belarus

Templar is my greatest ally. You are not Christian. This has to happen for the benefit of mankind. One race one creed. Attack green.

From who? It's hard to see.

GOYS I GOTTA GO DESTROY THE FUCKING ARMENIANS


HEEEEEIIIIIIILLLL HITTTLLLLLLLEEEEERRRRRRR

You. You're attacking my ally.

Nvm, got it. Jackass.

GOODNESS
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Goodnight sweet prince

OP rage

Mupdate. Not looking good for Purple. What do you need bro?

Continue.

Also I defend.

attack krauts

I need west of the caspian

Kill green.

Glad I had a shit roll then.

I can only give you a bit. You need big gets soon.

I'm getting off by ones but at least I got a 9

Hurry up Germany.

Holy shit, just felt an earthquake a few seconds ago. Fucking California.

The big one's coming

Yeah? Can honestly say I've never felt one and never will.

>Califag.
Top kek. You couldn't pay me to live there.

The only earthquake you feel is the Paki filling your ass with his seed.

You do get a lot of bad weather/floods though.

Germany is taking too long. Mupdate. I drive him back along the Black Sea, and give my last bit of land to Armenia.

What if I payed you the minimum wage if you came here in 10 years. $15?

Take Green's baltic sea shore land.

Attack Germany by the Black sea

You seem awfully obsessed with homosexual sex.

That's not very nice. I'm Scottish anyway. 96% white

What do you mean? I've just eluded to the migrants in your country once.

Floods are the only natural disaster though that's mainly down in England. We have shit weather 45 weeks in the year though.

Lel, no. I like guns and heterosexuals.

No need to be defensive.
Just asking.
Don't shoot up a school or anything.

Invade purple feel my Cum in your arse.

What is your roll Pedro?

Attack Armenia

He invaded Armenifags.

I'm so slow. Mupdate. Crush the kraut.

>3
Having a tough time getting it up, friend :^)
>shooting up a school
>killing white people

Attack purple

Bleed through both Green and Armenian territory.

Invade the holy land of Jerusalem

Well your not much inspiration but I'm getting there ; )

>>killing white people
That's what you blackies do isn't it?

Yes senor.

Mupdate. I change pattern and attack Pedro to the south.

Reclaim the holy city

If I were black I wouldn't know were to find a school without looking it up on the phone I couldn't afford.

Destroy Jerusalem

Dodged a bullet there

If you're not black then why do you type like a retard? Are you disabled or something?

Destroy western terries in green

>blacks
>not retarded

Mupdate. Defend, otherwise crush Pedro.

Be nice if Germany came back

lmao

Let me type it out in a younger you can understand

التصويت على البقاء
:^^^)

destroy Jerusalem

Jerusalem forward

Remove purple.

I'm searching google translate but I can't find a language for spastic.

>younger
*another tongue
god damn it autocorrect I'm trying to shitpost

Mupdate. You really should have gone with us Pedro. Armenia and I are CLEAN.

INVADE JERUSALEM

And forsake my honour. Never. Attack purple.

Kill green.

Could not have done much worse there.

Mupdate. Fight back Templar and continue to storm Greece/Bulgaria.

Hey OP, can i steal Germany since he is AFK?

>wasted dubs
holy kek
say goodbye to the holy land

Continue the holy war.

Of course, but it'll be tough. Can you handle it Hue?

Take purple
Yeah but you got to fight green since he's claiming all of your shit.

What son?

Of course i can. roll to kill Red and rename myself to "Western Chu"