Official Tigers (32-39) @ Mariners (37-37) Gamethread

I've made the last three lineups and the M's won, purely because everyone else was too lazy, so here you go.

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

keep up the good work, Moore

Moore is looking decent out there, but I hope the bullpen is ready to play tonight.

Damnit Seager!

MARINERS!

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL IS TEARING IT UP OUT THERE

I LOVE THIS TEAM

GAMEL

GAMEL !!!!

Guy is on fire

And I don't have any pictures of him saved

HERRRRRRRRREDIA Driving the runs train

can they just play all their games at home

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CANO

That takes me back

CANO

HEY HEY, HO HO

HIS NAME IS ROBINSON CANO

>Cano blowing a bubble around the bases like it's no big deal

>you will never see the puckered asshole at the top of the kingdome again

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>you will never sit at the top of the steep slope of the 300 level and worry about falling down
>get slightly winded going back and forth on the ramps that circumvent the stadium
>you will never experience a piss trough for the first time with a bunch of drunk adults
>you will never eat another KING DOG

fuck, too many feels

nice double play

DP because of KINGDOME magic

RIP in peace

safeco should be ironically named Seattle Kingdome

I'd be down with this

it technically is a Dome when the roof is on

Either that or give it the apt name "Baseball Stadium" for the lulz

I would be okay with that too, but realistically what about The KINGFIELD since the roof is open most of the time during the season?

KingDomeField Stadium

I want some high end jewelry dealer to buy the naming rights so they call it The Baseball Diamond. It even works in The Emerald City

I've always fucking hated Kinsler

he always kills us.

Shit man. Pull Moore. He doesn't need to go five full innings. He's giving up the goat.

MARINERS!!

wow, color me wrong. Moore bounced back that inning really well!

tfw no mullet pitcher

Is the .500 curse finally going to be lifted boys?

Dumbasses

Gamel, don't get greedy pls

Dubs of the Great One just may confirm it.

MOORE

>ERA
>6.66

>moore is good
>no more gallardo starts
who gets kicked out of the rotation when iwakuma and felix are back.

Gaviglio.

iwa goes long relief
its the circle of life

maybe one cus felix is too old

Dubs and Cano salami

trips and the ms win a ring

BLESS YOU, KIWW BRO

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

M'S FINALLY ABOVE .500 NOW!!!

BASED FUCKING WIZARD

>kay-kay-KAY rod

>Cano, once again, blowing a bubble around the bases like it's no big deal

KIWI!!!

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA! IT'S GRAND SALAMI TIME

KIWI POWER

lol he thought he popped up

What a great series

LOL HE DID IT

CANOoOOOooOOooOOOOooOOOOoooO

That's a big pitcher

>Francisco Rodriguez is 35

jesus felt like just yesterday this dude was a youngster with the angels

Take this shitter out NOW

this series went way better than expected

POVSE

WHAT THE FUCK

Povse?
More like Pussy

get the out already

>walk out for a bit
>9-6
Welcome to the big leagues kid

FUCK YEAH ZYCH!!!

nice strikeout

That kid with the catch. What a great way to start summer vacation.

Cishek in the 9th? Oh lord. Can the ghost of Norm Charlton show up and possess this guy for an inning and burn these guys down?

STOP THIS SHITTER AT ONCE

when will shrek go away

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh YES sweep city

Swept

GG Tigers

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Woooo over .500

Bring out dem brooms