I've made the last three lineups and the M's won, purely because everyone else was too lazy, so here you go.
Official Tigers (32-39) @ Mariners (37-37) Gamethread
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
keep up the good work, Moore
Moore is looking decent out there, but I hope the bullpen is ready to play tonight.
Damnit Seager!
MARINERS!
GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL IS TEARING IT UP OUT THERE
I LOVE THIS TEAM
GAMEL
GAMEL !!!!
Guy is on fire
And I don't have any pictures of him saved
HERRRRRRRRREDIA Driving the runs train
can they just play all their games at home
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CANO
That takes me back
CANO
HEY HEY, HO HO
HIS NAME IS ROBINSON CANO
>Cano blowing a bubble around the bases like it's no big deal
>you will never see the puckered asshole at the top of the kingdome again
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>you will never sit at the top of the steep slope of the 300 level and worry about falling down
>get slightly winded going back and forth on the ramps that circumvent the stadium
>you will never experience a piss trough for the first time with a bunch of drunk adults
>you will never eat another KING DOG
fuck, too many feels
nice double play
DP because of KINGDOME magic
RIP in peace
safeco should be ironically named Seattle Kingdome
I'd be down with this
it technically is a Dome when the roof is on
Either that or give it the apt name "Baseball Stadium" for the lulz
I would be okay with that too, but realistically what about The KINGFIELD since the roof is open most of the time during the season?
KingDomeField Stadium
I want some high end jewelry dealer to buy the naming rights so they call it The Baseball Diamond. It even works in The Emerald City
I've always fucking hated Kinsler
he always kills us.
Shit man. Pull Moore. He doesn't need to go five full innings. He's giving up the goat.
MARINERS!!
wow, color me wrong. Moore bounced back that inning really well!
tfw no mullet pitcher
Is the .500 curse finally going to be lifted boys?
Dumbasses
Gamel, don't get greedy pls
Dubs of the Great One just may confirm it.
MOORE
>ERA
>6.66
>moore is good
>no more gallardo starts
who gets kicked out of the rotation when iwakuma and felix are back.
Gaviglio.
iwa goes long relief
its the circle of life
maybe one cus felix is too old
Dubs and Cano salami
trips and the ms win a ring
BLESS YOU, KIWW BRO
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M'S FINALLY ABOVE .500 NOW!!!
BASED FUCKING WIZARD
>kay-kay-KAY rod
>Cano, once again, blowing a bubble around the bases like it's no big deal
KIWI!!!
GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA! IT'S GRAND SALAMI TIME
KIWI POWER
lol he thought he popped up
What a great series
LOL HE DID IT
CANOoOOOooOOooOOOOooOOOOoooO
That's a big pitcher
>Francisco Rodriguez is 35
jesus felt like just yesterday this dude was a youngster with the angels
Take this shitter out NOW
this series went way better than expected
POVSE
WHAT THE FUCK
Povse?
More like Pussy
get the out already
>walk out for a bit
>9-6
Welcome to the big leagues kid
FUCK YEAH ZYCH!!!
nice strikeout
That kid with the catch. What a great way to start summer vacation.
Cishek in the 9th? Oh lord. Can the ghost of Norm Charlton show up and possess this guy for an inning and burn these guys down?
STOP THIS SHITTER AT ONCE
when will shrek go away
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oh YES sweep city
Swept
GG Tigers
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Woooo over .500
Bring out dem brooms