ALIENS ARE HERE

ALIENS ARE HERE
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Weather balloon.

Swamp Gas

Aliens have always been here though.

Trump can't get into office fast enough

AYY LMAO PUSSY COMING

the pics look like a stealth bomber

Would you fuck an alien if they said you could save your family from any torture or enslavement?

>Aliens have always been here though.
This

Omg this actually fucking real

Everybody know the black triangles are a top secret project made by the US government. They are content to let people believe they are UFO's so nobody knows what they are up to. Get woke sheeple.

i just want a qt grey gf
too much to ask?

I would just to say I did.

we do not want your inferior white penis, hoo-man. we desire the penis of KANGZ

>tfw even they would rather have sex with bbc than you

dumb cuckposter

i change my mind
too creepy

no bbc is too much for their alien cloacas and also they find large penises to be vulgar and uncivilized

And KODOSZ?

kek whatever you need to tell yourself, dicklet

AYY

It's a sonic boom most likely. There's a reason supersonic aircraft don't fly over cities and other residential regions, it's one of the reasons that supersonic aircraft like the Concorde don't fly anymore, and probably won't again.

>Black triangles
>Clearly 4 sided

>Yea, all those poor houses over the Atlantic.

There are a few reasons they stopped
It, the boom was not really one of them.

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that's one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen

I don't speak roach but I think it's about his lan.

I saw a UFO back in 2009 or 10. It wasn't large at all, maybe the size of a smart car..

Three friends and i are driving home a girl around 3 am. Suddenly the passenger and I see a blue light in the sky descending. It bright as hell so I couldn't make out the shape of the craft and it was high enough to pass through the clouds. My friend and i are are speechless and we couldn't tell the passengers until after we lost sight of it past the tree line. After the shock wears off we tell the people in the backseat about it and drop off the girl. So we are driving back to friend's house going 55 mph and a white owl flys up next to me car and has his head pointed directly at us. He's staring at us while flying 55 mph... The owl is close enough to roll down the window and touch him. He flys off after 5 seconds and then less than a mile down the road another white owl does the same thing and everyone in the car starts screaming out of some kind of primal fear no one could explain. For some reason i slam on the brakes and everyone yells at me to keep driving I have seen the same blue light multiple times since then. One time with the friend who saw the first one. This was before that dumb movie "the fourth kind" was released. This happened in Georgia btw.

Why the fuck is Predator already blowing us up? The fuck he didn't even try to fight them!

they're here to teach us their language so we can save them in the future

Is this a rare merchant?

Well, if you're not judging people by IQ, Wealth, character, accomplishment, culture, work ethic, looks, creativity, education and skill level, then KANGZ are right up your alley. They lack almost all of that

>passing up the opportunity to gangbang a girl so you can chase a fucking weather balloon

>tfw aliens know how to jump scare

that's clearly a weather balloon that's reflecting swamp gas from venus.
looks like a spy plane to me

Haven't you seen the documentary, Signs?

Who knows

Probably stealth aircraft giving off a sonic boom.
I live south of Area 51 so I experience these things often.

Owliens dude.

Fellow Georgia fag here. Where did this happen?
My dad told me a story about ayy's that he and his father experienced when they lived on a ranch in Monterrey Mexico.

Gibs ous your womyn alien cuck
#greyies LMAO
#poor little grey boi

Bosmer

the nose

Forsyth.

Where's Mulder when you need him

Aliens finally got tired of muslims too.

>WATCH ALL THE KINO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
I like how you think this makes your thread Sup Forums related.

When I was 12 I walked into my family room one night around midnight to get a glass of water and the fireplace suddenly sparked into a brilliant blue flame and burned for about 15 seconds before quickly extinguishing. I turned on the lights and walked over and checked it out and it appeared the fireplace hadn't been touched in months, which it hadn't.

I've never told anyone that.

>Implying
You're gonna get earthzoned af

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Forsyth city I'm assuming. I'm spooked either way. Hopefully their cool ayys like in the movie arrival.

at least he's trying

if there's one type of poster I despise the most it's the newfags who treat Sup Forums like a stomping ground for literally any topic imaginable

St Elmo's Fire or a sprite. It's actually a thing that happens and your memory from being a kid likely exaggerated it.

lol the fuck would that have to do with aliens - that sounds like something with your eyes, its extremely common to see flashes of bright lights in the dark while half asleep

I had a reality glitch like this once but with a mirror and i could move a crack in it with my finger.

rather date a Nordic alien.

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>people actually believe that aliens like the ones that are portrayed in the media exists and for some fucking miracle have interest in humans

You people are all fucking stupid

They're demons, actually. Been here longer than we have.

Nah, you are just delusional

This is stupid Christian bullshit

Good goy.

Is that you, Vigilant Christian?

Demons are not mutually exclusive to Christianity

Kill yourself christian cuck

it's Constantine

naw, but it's where you heard of them

>naw, but it's where you heard of them

Alright, but what does that have to do with anything?

send them over to raqqa

>believing in aliens

>say it's creepy
>Actual aliens are in this thread testing us for our attraction types
>The real aliens are actually MUCH MUCH more creepy looking
>They leave and avoid us for another 2000 years.
Jesus was an alien

Thank you for getting me off Sup Forums. I'm gonna go play.

Nephalim are in the Torah you dumb fuck.

The X-files episode of The Simpsons is in right now. They are preparing us.

It means that you are interpreting this phenomenon through a dirty lens. You hold a certain world view and interpret things like this through it. Aliens aren't mentioned in the bible, and the bible assumes this world is the only physical world with life on it (For example, Paul says the entire creation is groaning because of original sin) so you assume extra-terrestrial life is some form of deception. It's not a very good way to go about understanding things you are not familiar with. Extra-terrestrial life might be hysteria, or it might be based on something real, but just throwing out a lazy explanation, like "they're demons lol" is a childish way of approaching it.

And they are giants. Mentioned in numbers by Hebrews who saw them, and they said "we appeared as grasshoppers compared to them". Aliens aren't giants.

Could be a misinterpretation of aliens being so far beyond people, that we're insects to them.

they can fuck right off if they look like that and are this beta about it

Hybrids.

I'm sure that was just from the fuckhuge earthquake that happened

If you are going to ignore the obvious meaning and makeup your own, then yea, hell it could mean anything if you spin it enough.

>So they gave out to the sons of Israel a bad report of the land which they had spied out, saying, "The land through which we have gone, in spying it out, is a land that devours its inhabitants; and all the people whom we saw in it are men of great size. "There also we saw the Nephilim (the sons of Anak are part of the Nephilim); and we became like grasshoppers in our own sight, and so we were in their sight."

The Nephilim are the sons of Anak, a great human king. They are hybrids. And they are giant. Seriously people, don't you even try to understand the Deep Lore?

That's the entire point of ancient aliens. Don't play the game then say 'don't be dumb' halfway through. The whole conversation is dumb, we know that.

Aliens aren't just some thing that the (((government))) can hide from us, lads. Unless they've only made contact with like one or two alien scouts or some shit. If aliens actually do exist and they wanted their presence to be known then they would just send in a fuck huge ship or fleet of ships. Not even (((they))) would be able to keep it secret.

I mean at this point alien contact is the only way to properly end 2016

The whole conversation is not dumb. Only the part that tries to tie to some stupid religious tradition. What's going on NOW, with the abductions, sitings, etc. is a modern phenomenon, for the most part. It's prolific, occurring all over the globe, and we're just now starting to understand it. So saying, "they're demons lol", as I stated earlier, is really stupid.

It's the same as calling them aliens.

The words "demon" and "alien" don't mean the same thing, of course. You really aren't good at explaining yourself, are you?

Aliens are modern 'demons'. Back before we understood sleep paralysis, people thought demons were sitting on their chest. People have, since the beginning of human existence, imagined some creepy thing abducting them at night and doing sexual bullshit to them.

The only difference is the culture changes what that creepy thing is.

tell me more about yourself

This may be. In fact I think this might be the best explanation. But what you said is not what this idiot said: He believes in literal demons, and holds the semi-common Christian belief that "aliens" exist but are really demons in disguise.

This shit is trending like crazy on Twitter.

when i think "alien" i think of a regular biological lifeform that just exists somewhere outside of planet Earth. when i think "demon" i think of some magical supernatural evil shit that lives in another dimension. not the same thing at all

I thought he was being figurative.

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I'm not Christian, but I live in the southern US with a bunch of them, and what he is saying (aliens are demons in disguise) is pretty common. Not sure the source of it

>have sex in an alien
>get space aids
wtf

What is the story? I'm completely out of the loop with recent happenings.

Well I mean, personally, I believe both to be BS so one side telling the other they're actually a different imaginary boogeyman is pretty funny.

then who probed my ass as a child

Was your uncle visiting that night? Or a 'family friend' who oddly never visited or was left alone with you ever again?

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