I'm a famous musician, but I can't tell you who I am because it would ruin my career

I'm a famous musician, but I can't tell you who I am because it would ruin my career

I won't tell anyone

Even though we don’t show it often, we still love you Claire and always will

o I am laffin
You should thank us for helping you get big, Ella

doubtful that Sup Forums matters at all

my manager has spent hours looking into you guys and uhhh.. yeah, Sup Forums matters.

Go away lauren

if people finding out you post on Sup Forums would ruin your career, you're not that famous

what ordo does your manager belong to?

Me too!

Go to bed claire.

i have tens of millions of yourtube hits on my own... over 100 million if you count the songs of others that featured me. but whatev

ordo?

Yeah maybe because of the quality of this thread.

yung gud?

it's okay taytay, your secret's safe with us

It's empty here too man, turn back

lil peep?

just give it up Will Toledo, we know it's you

Psy?

what genre?

transcendental black metal

I'm not Taylor you fuckers. Taylor is obviously very busy and there's no way i'd even post here.

Give hints. No one will care.

my drummer has pioneered the burst beat

I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world...

The Shaggs

hi tupac shakur

no one cares about liturgy

>what ordo?
you are nobody until someone kills you

Hi Hunter hunt Hunter or whatever the fuck your faggot ass name is.

Probably some shitty mumble rapper faggot fuck off outta Sup Forums u attention seeking normie

i miss him bros

terrible thread, post some dubs

real shit

successor to The Wark Ork coming early next year

Aren't you interested in who I am? There's a musical genius on your board, yet you don't seem to care
I will answer three questions before leaving.

>I can't tell you who I am because it would ruin my career
So we know you're an indie artist

who are u?

it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan

we already know who you are

I also have 2 followers on SC

what is our plan?

no you don't

Came here to post this

It's obviously Kanye you idiots.
I hope he knows I genuinely love him very much

Fuck off, Rivers

please tell us
i have to know if you're someone i listen to so i can stop listening to a fucking frogposter

Who ever you are. I appreciatecha.

So what’s the point of you posting here if we don’t know who you are

>who could it ever be?

Get back to work Taylor and stop being such a snek.

The Jewish tribe

post some rare meredith

Hey austin

whats up man. i'm still dating jessica.

Hi Chester

now I know you are a bullshitter

Hey man. Just finishing college gotta do my finals.

BUY MY NEW SOLO ALBUM YOU FUCKS
- t. Kel Valhaal

2017....
I am forgotten....

>ruin your career
lmao everyone knows that trent and will torpedo post on 4chinz and their careers are fine.

my local scene bans everyone who posts on Sup Forums because it's for nadzees

>my local scene
And where is this?

I'm 's best friend and a member of her band, but I can't say who I am either.

alright guys it took too long for you to guess so i'll just tell you who i am
it's me, kendrick

wrong I'm kurt beluga

Lil Xan?

Oh shit, hi Molly!

i'm not j mascis

>Her band
Emm... Paramore?

lol

you're not famous joji gtfo

crashing this plane

Deafheaven isn't transcendent now gtfo

Why the fuck are you making a thread then besides (You)s?

Fucking attention whore

Hi

DIIV guitarist
Will Toledo
Mac Demarco
Dude from Ducktails w/ nothing to do rn
Taylor Swift
Liam Gallagher
Mark Kozlek

op give hints please

easy (you)s
cant believe you all believe this

eminem or tront

it's fucking DEATH GRIPS
DEATH GRIPS IS
O N L I N E

you guessed it
new album cover, deleting in 3 min, watch the skies

if i were the guy who played lil peep i would browse Sup Forums SO HARD over the next 2-5 years that I'm not supposed to show in public

...

zach here, pls delet

better view

Don't worry Devin, Marcel isn't here anymore

thats the fake one anyway

>guy who played lil peep
You mean Aaron Carter?

pls be real xD

Jake Paul?

yes, i do.

Your career must be in dire straits if you're coming to Sup Forums to post shit like this.

you're obviously Taylor Swift

now show tits or fucks off

You’re shit. Also, don’t breath the dust.

Was this OP? If so... “famous” may be a little over the top.

to kill the batman

kek

ok
nobody gives a fuck